Week 3 Recap

All I gotta say is Tevin Coleman has more talent! Here we go…

Addy’s Mack Daddy vs. Team Unicron - Addy’s Mack Daddy won 116 to 92.6. Came down to Tevin Coleman vs. Julio Jones. Julio had 1 catch and Coleman had 3 TDs. Holla!

Miller Time vs. The HoneyBadger - The HoneyBadger won 137.5 to 100.1. Marvin Jones is killing it. 

Ezeka Virus vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - Sauce’n Ain’t Easy won 128.9 to 108. Ezeka Virus better find a vaccination soon.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Club Keno MakingItRain won 137.3 to 55.7. 55 Points??? C’mon woman!

Geno 911! vs. Adrian Beaterson - Geno 911! won 120.5 to 72.5. Geno 911! rubbed it in by not playing 1 of his WRs. Way to keep it classy.

Back Pats
The HoneyBadger - This new guy is taking the league by storm. Leading the league in scoring and sitting in first place. Good job!

C’Mon Man!
Ezeka Virus - This new guy talked a lot before the season and has yet to win. C’mon man!

Bold Projections!
I have been a little busy this year so this is my first round of picks. 0–0 on the season.

The HoneyBadger vs. Addy’s Mack Daddy - *UPSET ALERT* Addy’s Mack Daddy wins!
The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Ezeka Virus - *UPSET ALERT* Ezeka Virus stops the sniffles this week.
Miller Time vs. Geno 911! - *UPSET ALERT* Miller Time gets his first win against his baby brother.
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Team Unicron - *UPSET ALERT* Team Unicron probably won’t win but I’m getting carried away here.
Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Adrian Beaterson - what the heck… *UPSET ALERT* Adrian Beaterson bounces back.

Power Rankings (Based on Total Points Scored):
1. The HoneyBadger
2. Club Keno MakingItRain
3. Addy’s Mack Daddy
4. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy
5. Adrian Beaterson
6. The Blackhole Runs Deep
7. Ezeka Virus
8. Team Unicron
9. Geno 911!
10. Miller Time

Playoff Picture (Byes Are Based on Division Leader):
1. The HoneyBadger (Bye)
2. Club Keno MakingItRain (Bye)
3. Addy’s Mack Daddy
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy

Losers:
7. Geno 911!
8. Ezeka Virus
9. Team Unicron
10. Miller Time

Week 12 Recap

In a week where you are trying to lock in playoff spots we had 3 teams score less than 70... Here we go!

Chips N Dip vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 116.3 to 68.9. I take over that first round bye spot and I'm not giving it back! BOOM!

Adrian Beaterson vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Adrian Beaterson won 143.4 to 106.7. At least Sauce'n Ain't Easy put together a decent lineup this week. Hard matchup though. Even with his best lineup, which includes Russell Wilson's 50.2 points, he could have only scored 141.5. Tough break.

Dez Nutz vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 132.2 to 102.4. Phillip Rivers and Brandon Marshall had huge games, and this score could have been even worse if Geno 911! played Jeremy Maclin.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The trap sucksomthing big won 98.5 to 53.9. The Vagblaster4000 once again struggled to put together a proper lineup this week. This week was a perfect summation of his season as a whole. He played the wrong Cincy RB, sat DeAngelo Williams, sat Emmanuel Sanders, sat TY Hilton, and sat Tyler Eifert and got -5 points from the Eagles D/ST. Good luck next year...

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 104.1 to 55. With the playoffs hanging in the balance Club Keno MakingItRain scores 55 points... Congrats The Blackhole Runs Deep. She now has the advantage to making one of the last 2 playoff spots.

Back Pats:

The Blackhole Runs Deep - The only one of the bubble teams to show up this week!

C'Mon Man:

Club Keno MakingItRain, Sauce'n Ain't Easy, The Vagblaster4000, and Dez Nutz - You have to at least show up to make the playoffs. (special shout out to Sauce'n Ain't Easy and The Vagblaster4000 on the 7 and 5 game losing streaks!)

Bold Predictions:

I went 4-1 this week. I am 34-16 for the season.

Dez Nutz vs Daddy's Little Princess - Sorry Dez Nutz i'm getting this bye come hell or high water!

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy can at least put out a decent lineup. He wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Bad draw to end the season with you life on the line. Adrian Beaterson wins.

The trap sucksomthingbig - *UPSET SPECIAL* The trap sucksomthingbig wins only because i need him too!

Geno 911! vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - I think The Blackhole Runs Deep wins and earns her playoff spot legitimately!

So according to my predictions we will have 1. Adrian Beaterson, 2. Daddy's Little Princess, 3. Geno 911!, 4. Chips N Dip, 5. The Blackhole Runs Deep, and 6. Dez Nutz.

Playoff Scenarios:

Even though nobody is technically mathematically eliminated I will only be going over the actual possible scenarios here.

Dez Nutz - Win and you're in. Simple as that. Lose and you need Club Keno MakingItRain or The Blackhole Runs Deep to also lose.

The Blackhole Runs Deep - Win and you're in. Lose and you need either to stay within 38.5 points of Club Keno MakingItRain or have He or Dez Nutz lose.

Club Keno MakingItRain - This is the longest shot of the 3. You need to win and have either Dez Nutz lose or have The Blackhole Runs Deep lose and outscore her by 38.5 points (or outscore Dez Nutz by 134 lol!). Lose and you're out.

Power Rankings:

1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Geno 911!
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. Dez Nutz
5. Chips N Dip
6. The Blackhole Runs Deep
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Club Keno MakingItRain
9. The Vagblaster4000
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Adrian Beaterson (BYE) *

2. Daddy's Little Princess (BYE) *

3. Geno 911! *

4. Chips N Dip *

5. The Blackhole Runs Deep

6. Dez Nutz

Losers:

7. Club Keno MakingItRain

8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

9. The Vagblaster4000

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 11 Recap

I'm in the playoffs baby! Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Daddy's Little Princess won 91.1 to 85.7. Thank you Jesus for the Eagles terrible showing on sunday, -4 points.

Geno 911! vs. Chips N Dip - Geno 911! won 104.2 to 101.1. Geno 911! got a monster performance from Thomas Rawls. Meanwhile Chips N Dip is still hanging on to Jordan Matthews...

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - The trap sucksomthingbig won 86.5 to 51.6. The trap sucksomthingbig keeps himself alive for another week! He is quickly becoming the spoiler as we near the playoffs.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 81.8 to 61.6. Not much to report from this matchup, but The Blackhole Runs Deep had 3 players score under 1 point.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz won 117.2 to 86.7. Club Keno MakingItRain gets his winning streak snapped. Dez Nutz finally got enough of his guys to put up their averages and it lead to a win.

Back Pats:

Adrian Beaterson, Chips N Dip, Geno 911!, and Daddy's Little Princess - Clinched the playoffs.

C'Mon Man:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy and The Blackhole Runs Deep - You cannot afford to leave positions open in a tight playoff race. Unacceptable.

Bold Predictions:

I went 3-2 this week. I am 35-15 for the season.

Chips N Dip vs. Daddy's Little Princess - I'm winning this week and taking over that 1st round bye!

Adrian Beaterson vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Adrian Beaterson probably wins this matchup, but I would like to see Sauce'n Ain't Easy pull it out to make next week more interesting.

Dez Nutz vs. Geno 911! - Dez Nutz wins with his playoff life on the line.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Not sure if we can call this an upset but I believe The trap sucksomthingbig pulls out the win and stays alive for the playoffs!

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - Husband vs. Wife and after this matchup one of them will be scrambling next week to try and make the playoffs. The Blackhole Runs Deep wins.

Playoff Scenarios:

Adrian Beaterson, Chips N Dip, Geno 911!, and Daddy's Little Princess have clinched playoff berths.

Dez Nutz, Club Keno MakingItRain, and The Blackhole Runs Deep - 2 wins and you're in!

The Vagblaster400 and Sauce'n Ain't Easy - 2 Wins and 2 Losses by 2 of the 3 above (Club Keno and The Blackhole play each other this week so you're halfway there).

The trap sucksomthingbig - Hard to believe this but you are not eliminated (Mathematically) just yet! Need 2 wins while scoring record numbers of points (have to make up 264.8 points in 2 weeks!) and 2 losses by 2 of the 3 listed 2 above here (1 of those HAS to be Dez Nutz) plus 2 losses by 1 of the 2 directly above (The Vagblaster400 and Sauce'n Ain't Easy play each other to close out the season). Its improbable but not impossible.

Power Rankings:

1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Chips N Dip
3. Geno 911!
4. Dez Nutz
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. Club Keno MakingItRain
7. The Vagblaster4000
8. The Blackhole Runs Deep
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Adrian Beaterson (BYE) *

2. Chips N Dip (BYE) *

3. Geno 911! *

4. Daddy's Little Princess *

5. Dez Nutz

6. Club Keno MakingItRain

Losers:

7. The Blackhole Runs Deep

8. The Vagblaster4000

9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 10 Recap

Missed last week. Been a little busy... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Daddy's Little Princess won 137.5 to 112.4. Thanks to 0 points from Willie Snead I get to continue my winning streak now at 2. Thanks Sauce!

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - The trap sucksomthingbig won 89.4 to 61. Congrats to The trap sucksomthingbig for getting his second win. The Blackhole Runs Deep cannot afford many more performances like this.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 109.4 to 83.2. The Vagblaster4000 got 0 from Emmanuel Sanders and sat Jeremy Langford. He continues to struggle putting together a lineup week to week.

Geno 911! vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Club Keno MakingItRain won 133.6 to 60. Geno 911! had a lot of key contributors on bye this week so this is partially ok, but 60 points??? Club Keno MakingItRain is now in the playoffs.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Dez Nutz - Adrian Beaterson won 106.1 to 98. It took a last minute 80 yard TD run from Adrian Peterson to secure this win for Adrian Beaterson. However, Dez Nutz also went away from a few of his mainstays in Carson Palmer and Gary Barnidge.

Back Pats:

Club Keno MakingItRain has grinded his way up from the bottom into the last playoff spot. Can he hold on?

C'Mon Man:

The Blackhole Runs Deep and Geno 911! - How the mighty have fallen. Both of you scored 61 or less this week.

Bold Predictions:

I went 4-1 in week 9. I am 32-13 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. The Vagblaster4000 - I need this win to secure a playoff spot. Daddy's Little Princess wins.

Geno 911! vs. Chips N Dip - It would be nice for Chips N Dip to lose. Geno 911! wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson looks pretty tough right now. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Dez Nutz - Club Keno MakingItRain continues to ride this wave. Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

This is about the time of year when I start breaking down playoff scenarios, but this year has been way more competitive. Everyone, with the exception of The trap sucksomthingbig, is still in play for a playoff spot. Don't slip up.

Power Rankings:

1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Chips N Dip
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. Geno 911!
5. Dez Nutz
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. The Blackhole Runs Deep
8. Club Keno MakingItRain
9. The Vagblaster4000
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Adrian Beaterson (BYE)

2. Chips N Dip (BYE)

3. Daddy's Little Princess

4. Geno 911!

5. The Blackhole Runs Deep

6. Club Keno MakingItRain

Losers:

7. Dez Nutz

8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

9. The Vagblaster4000

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 8 Recap

Even more injuries... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Daddy's Little Princess won 141.2 to 117.4. Eli Manning went absolutely nuts this week (55 points). That was the difference. Club Keno can only afford to lose possibly 1 more matchup (based on previous seasons playoff records).

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 86.9 to 63. This was a pretty boring matchup. The Vagblaster4000 had his QB and Kicker score double digits and that's it. Both of these teams are still in the thick of things.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 125.9 to 99.6. The trap sucksomthingbig started the week great with Brady on Thursday night, but that was it. Geno 911! is now alone at the top of the standings. The trap sucksomthingbig is not mathematically eliminated, but historically he is eliminated. Time to play spoiler.

Chips N Dip vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 165.3 to 88.1. Can you guess who had Drew Brees this week??? This was never even a contest as Brees scored enough points to beat The Vagblaster4000 this week all by himself. Chips N Dip has come back down to earth and has lost his stranglehold on his division. Just about every team in the Playas division is 1 game back now.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz won 133.8 to 103.1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy has got to find some scoring from the RB position or he will continue to slide. Dez Nutz went from having 1 win last season to now in the middle of the pack. Good work.

Back Pats:

Adrian Beaterson - Drew Brees! He might still be throwing TDs.

Geno 911! - Continued to grind his way to the top of the standings.

C'Mon Man:

The trap sucksomthingbig - The fat lady has entered the building.

The Vagblaster4000 - Got outscored by Drew Brees this week.

Bold Predictions:

I went 3-2 this week. I am 28-12 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - the reverse pick in my matchups has done well for me, but i gotta pick myself in the matchup. Daddy's Little Princess wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The Vagblaster4000 - This might be the closest matchup this week. Club Keno MakingItRain has outplayed The Vagblaster4000 recently. Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

Dez Nutz vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep will not have Hopkins or Forte this week. Dez Nutz wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip gets back on the win train this week. Chips N Dip wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Geno 911! - In a battle for 1st place in TheLeague I believe Adrian Beaterson wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Geno 911!
3. Dez Nutz
4. Chips N Dip
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Daddy's Little Princess
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Geno 911! (BYE)

2. Chips N Dip (BYE)

3. Adrian Beaterson

4. Dez Nutz

5. The Blackhole Runs Deep

6. Daddy's Little Princess

Losers:

7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

8. The Vagblaster4000

9. Club Keno MakingItRain

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 7 Recap

The injury bug bites again... Here we go!

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Daddy's Little Princess - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 87.8 to 82.4. I, like the rest of the world, lost confidences in Charcandrick West (23.9 points) and it bit me this week. I am now in scramble mode.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Club Keno MakingItRain won 141.2 to 96.3. Club Keno MakingItRain finally puts together a good lineup and it pays off. Meanwhile Sauce'n Ain't easy begins his decline.

Geno 911! vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000 won 113 to 109.7. Both of these teams benefited from the Colts garbage time scoring. Geno 911! needed less of that scoring to go to TY Hilton. 

Adrian Beaterson vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Adrian Beaterson won 107.8 to 94.8. That Lamar Miller trade finally paid off. His 40.6 points is the single reason Adrian Beaterson won this matchup. The trap sucksomthingbig has at most 1 loss remaining before he is eliminated (based on historical winning percentage of playoff teams).

Dez Nutz vs. Chips N Dip - Dez Nutz won 140.8 to 94.3. Dez Nutz just had too many good performances for Chips N Dip to overcome. However, he lost Arian Foster....

Back Pats:

Adrian Beaterson - Lamar Miller might still be running!

C'Mon Man:

Daddy's Little Princess - DGB killed me with 0 points!

Bold Predictions:

I went 4-1 this week. I am 25-10 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Seems like when I pick myself I lose. Therefor, Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep is getting ready to find her stride. The Blackhole Runs Deep wins.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Geno 911! - Not gonna go upset alert, but I don't want to see a team virtually eliminated so early. The trap sucksomthingbig wins.

Chips N Dip vs. Adrian Beaterson - Chips N Dip keeps choking on his lineups. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz finds a way to win without Arian Foster.

Power Rankings:

1. Geno 911!
2. Chips N Dip
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. The Blackhole Runs Deep
5. Dez Nutz
6. The Vagblaster4000
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Daddy's Little Princess
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Geno 911!

2. Chips N Dip

3. Adrian Beaterson

4. The Vagblaster4000

5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

6. The Blackhole Runs Deep

Losers:

7. Dez Nutz

8. Daddy's Little Princess

9. Club Keno MakingItRain

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 6 Recap

Everyone now has a win! Finally... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 152.3 to 61.8. I had nobody perform above expectations while he had everyone perform above expectations. I need to regroup badly.

Chips N Dip vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Chips N Dip won 79.9 to 76.3. Chips N Dip squeaked out this win this week as it came down to the Monday night game and Jordan Matthews vs. Sam Bradford. Bradford just made too many mistakes.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep- The Blackhole Black won 193.4 to 125. I have been saying watch out for The Blackhole Runs Deep. She had everything go right this week.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Adrian Beaterson - The Vageblaster4000 won 124.1 to 111.7. The Vagblaster4000 finally settled on 1 Bengals RB this week. He also pulled this off with -4 from the Bills Defense.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Dez Nutz - The trap sucksomthingbig won 143.8 to 114.4. I guess its fitting that The trap sucksomthingbig gets his first win in a battle of the male reproductive organs. He still has an uphill climb to make it into the playoffs. Keep it up.

Back Pats:

The trap sucksomthingbig - finally got a win!

The Blackhole Runs Deep - 193.4 she's on her way!

C'Mon Man:

Daddy's Little Princess - gotta move on from the loss of Charles......

Bold Predictions:

I went 3-2 this week. I am 21-9 for the season. Not a good start. 

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Daddy's Little Princess - The 4 little Bears are out this week. I'm gonna show some confidence in my guys. Daddy's Little Princess wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - *UPSET ALERT* Back to back upset alerts. I like Club Keno MakingItRain's matchups this week. Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

Geno 911! vs. The Vagblaster4000 - *UPSET ALERT* Being a Raiders fan I have to believe that the Raiders will shut down the Chargers this week. So that would take away 2 major contributors for Geno 911!. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Adrian Beaterson has better matchups. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Chips N Dip - *UPSET ALERT* Carson Palmer may go nuts (see what i did there). Dez Nutz wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Geno 911!
2. The Blackhole Runs Deep
3. Chips N Dip
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Dez Nutz
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Geno 911!

2. Chips N Dip

3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

4. Adrian Beaterson

5. Daddy's Little Princess

6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:

7. The Blackhole Runs Deep

8. Dez Nutz

9. Club Keno MakingItRain

10. The trap sucksomthinbig