Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Week 8 Recap



Even more injuries... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Daddy's Little Princess won 141.2 to 117.4. Eli Manning went absolutely nuts this week (55 points). That was the difference. Club Keno can only afford to lose possibly 1 more matchup (based on previous seasons playoff records).

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 86.9 to 63. This was a pretty boring matchup. The Vagblaster4000 had his QB and Kicker score double digits and that's it. Both of these teams are still in the thick of things.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 125.9 to 99.6. The trap sucksomthingbig started the week great with Brady on Thursday night, but that was it. Geno 911! is now alone at the top of the standings. The trap sucksomthingbig is not mathematically eliminated, but historically he is eliminated. Time to play spoiler.

Chips N Dip vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 165.3 to 88.1. Can you guess who had Drew Brees this week??? This was never even a contest as Brees scored enough points to beat The Vagblaster4000 this week all by himself. Chips N Dip has come back down to earth and has lost his stranglehold on his division. Just about every team in the Playas division is 1 game back now.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz won 133.8 to 103.1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy has got to find some scoring from the RB position or he will continue to slide. Dez Nutz went from having 1 win last season to now in the middle of the pack. Good work.

Back Pats:
Adrian Beaterson - Drew Brees! He might still be throwing TDs.

Geno 911! - Continued to grind his way to the top of the standings.

C'Mon Man:
The trap sucksomthingbig - The fat lady has entered the building.

The Vagblaster4000 - Got outscored by Drew Brees this week.

Bold Predictions:
I went 3-2 this week. I am 28-12 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - the reverse pick in my matchups has done well for me, but i gotta pick myself in the matchup. Daddy's Little Princess wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The Vagblaster4000 - This might be the closest matchup this week. Club Keno MakingItRain has outplayed The Vagblaster4000 recently. Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

Dez Nutz vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep will not have Hopkins or Forte this week. Dez Nutz wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip gets back on the win train this week. Chips N Dip wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Geno 911! - In a battle for 1st place in TheLeague I believe Adrian Beaterson wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Geno 911!
3. Dez Nutz
4. Chips N Dip
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Daddy's Little Princess
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Geno 911! (BYE)
2. Chips N Dip (BYE)
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. Dez Nutz
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Daddy's Little Princess

Losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Week 7 Recap



The injury bug bites again... Here we go!

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Daddy's Little Princess - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 87.8 to 82.4. I, like the rest of the world, lost confidences in Charcandrick West (23.9 points) and it bit me this week. I am now in scramble mode.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Club Keno MakingItRain won 141.2 to 96.3. Club Keno MakingItRain finally puts together a good lineup and it pays off. Meanwhile Sauce'n Ain't easy begins his decline.

Geno 911! vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000 won 113 to 109.7. Both of these teams benefited from the Colts garbage time scoring. Geno 911! needed less of that scoring to go to TY Hilton. 

Adrian Beaterson vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Adrian Beaterson won 107.8 to 94.8. That Lamar Miller trade finally paid off. His 40.6 points is the single reason Adrian Beaterson won this matchup. The trap sucksomthingbig has at most 1 loss remaining before he is eliminated (based on historical winning percentage of playoff teams).

Dez Nutz vs. Chips N Dip - Dez Nutz won 140.8 to 94.3. Dez Nutz just had too many good performances for Chips N Dip to overcome. However, he lost Arian Foster....

Back Pats:
Adrian Beaterson - Lamar Miller might still be running!

C'Mon Man:
Daddy's Little Princess - DGB killed me with 0 points!

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. I am 25-10 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Seems like when I pick myself I lose. Therefor, Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep is getting ready to find her stride. The Blackhole Runs Deep wins.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Geno 911! - Not gonna go upset alert, but I don't want to see a team virtually eliminated so early. The trap sucksomthingbig wins.

Chips N Dip vs. Adrian Beaterson - Chips N Dip keeps choking on his lineups. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz finds a way to win without Arian Foster.

Power Rankings:
1. Geno 911!
2. Chips N Dip
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. The Blackhole Runs Deep
5. Dez Nutz
6. The Vagblaster4000
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Daddy's Little Princess
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Geno 911!
2. Chips N Dip
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. The Vagblaster4000
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. The Blackhole Runs Deep

Losers:
7. Dez Nutz
8. Daddy's Little Princess
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Week 6 Recap



Everyone now has a win! Finally... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 152.3 to 61.8. I had nobody perform above expectations while he had everyone perform above expectations. I need to regroup badly.

Chips N Dip vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Chips N Dip won 79.9 to 76.3. Chips N Dip squeaked out this win this week as it came down to the Monday night game and Jordan Matthews vs. Sam Bradford. Bradford just made too many mistakes.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep- The Blackhole Black won 193.4 to 125. I have been saying watch out for The Blackhole Runs Deep. She had everything go right this week.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Adrian Beaterson - The Vageblaster4000 won 124.1 to 111.7. The Vagblaster4000 finally settled on 1 Bengals RB this week. He also pulled this off with -4 from the Bills Defense.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Dez Nutz - The trap sucksomthingbig won 143.8 to 114.4. I guess its fitting that The trap sucksomthingbig gets his first win in a battle of the male reproductive organs. He still has an uphill climb to make it into the playoffs. Keep it up.

Back Pats:
The trap sucksomthingbig - finally got a win!

The Blackhole Runs Deep - 193.4 she's on her way!

C'Mon Man:
Daddy's Little Princess - gotta move on from the loss of Charles......

Bold Predictions:
I went 3-2 this week. I am 21-9 for the season. Not a good start. 

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Daddy's Little Princess - The 4 little Bears are out this week. I'm gonna show some confidence in my guys. Daddy's Little Princess wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - *UPSET ALERT* Back to back upset alerts. I like Club Keno MakingItRain's matchups this week. Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

Geno 911! vs. The Vagblaster4000 - *UPSET ALERT* Being a Raiders fan I have to believe that the Raiders will shut down the Chargers this week. So that would take away 2 major contributors for Geno 911!. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Adrian Beaterson has better matchups. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Chips N Dip - *UPSET ALERT* Carson Palmer may go nuts (see what i did there). Dez Nutz wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Geno 911!
2. The Blackhole Runs Deep
3. Chips N Dip
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Dez Nutz
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Geno 911!
2. Chips N Dip
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Runs Deep
8. Dez Nutz
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Week 5 Recap



No more undefeateds! Here we go...

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 107.4 to 68.4. Nothing really to say about this matchup. I had an average week and The trap sucksomthingbig is struggling.

Dez Nutz vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Dez Nutz won 127.5 to 82.5. The Vagblaster4000 continues to have problems deciding which Bengals RB to play so this week he played both... He lost.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 115.7 to 96.9. Adrian Beaterson, the king of leaving points on the bench, pulled out the win with 40 additional points left on the bench. Meanwhile we don't have to hear Club Keno MakingItRain's mouth for at least a couple of days. 

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 124.5 to 106.5. The last unbeaten has fallen. Kudos to Sauce'n Ain't for the heads up waiver claims of Blake Bortles (41.2 points) and Willie Snead (19.1 points).

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 152.5 to 110.1. Geno 911! just happened to have a monster week this week. Nothing The Blackhole Runs Deep could do. The Blackhole Runs Deep continues to put up decent numbers despite having key players injured for multiple weeks now. Don't over look her team when she matches up against you!

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The best waiver wire pick ups we have seen in a long time. Good job!

Geno 911! - Devonta Freeman is running like a mad man!

C'Mon Man:
The trap sucksomthingbig - still winless.

The Vagblaster4000 - Jeremy Hill and Giovani Benard are not both going to have good games. Drop one and move on.

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. I am 18-7 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! wins. My team is still recovering from the loss of our beloved Jamaal Charles....

Chips N Dip vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Chips N Dip wins. The wheels begin to fall off the wagon for Club Keno MakingItRain.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - *UPSET ALERT* I'm picking The Blackhole Runs Deep. I don't think Sauce'n Ain't Easy's roster is that strong and The Blackhole Runs Deep is due for a victory.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Adrain Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson is once again projected to score the most points in the league. I'm picking Adrian Beaterson. 

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz wins. 

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. Geno 911!
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Dez Nutz
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Geno 911!
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. Dez Nutz

Losers:
7. The Vagblaster4000
8. Club Keno MakingItRain
9. The Blackhole Runs Deep
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Week 4 Recap



2 Game win streak! Here we go...

Adrian Beaterson vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 116.8 to 78.6. Adrian Beaterson could have won this matchup had he played Drew Brees (31.4 points) and Doug Martin (25.3 points), but he didn't! 2 game winning streak for me baby!

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000 won 86 to 70.8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy had 0 points from both his flex position and his defense. The Vagblaster4000 continues to struggle deciding which Bengals RB to play! Good luck with that.

Geno 911! vs. Dez Nutz - Geno 911! won 148.2 to 107.2. A late swap at QB helped Geno 911!, but Devonta Freeman has really strengthened his lineup. 

Chips N Dip vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Chips N Dip won 71.7 to 65.9. Chips N Dip squeaked out a win thanks to a non call by the refs on Monday night. You lucky bastard.

The Blackhole Runs vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 87.2 to 69.8. Club Keno MakingItRain sat 2 of his highest drafted players Sam Bradford and Todd Gurley (51.3 points combined) and lost this matchup to his wife. Great husband move ;-)

Back Pats:
Chips N Dip - Squeaking by to stay undefeated. Could have easily been a c'mon man.

Geno 911! - May actually have a good squad. Great week.

C'Mon Man:
The trap sucksomthingbig - gotta get a win at some point.

Bold Predictions:
I went 3-2 this week. I am 14-6 for the season. Not a good start. 

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Daddy's Little Girl - Knowing my luck The trap sucksomthingbig will get his first win this week. However, I'm picking myself this week.

Dez Nutz vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000's lineup has gone through too many shifts. Dez Nutz wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Adrian Beaterson - Club Keno MakingItRain has been struggling to find a good lineup. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't easy knocks off the last unbeaten this week.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Geno 911! - Well the Jets are on bye so I'm gonna go with The Blackhole Runs Deep.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. The Vagblaster4000
5. Geno 911!
6. The Blackhole Runs Deep
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Dez Nutz
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Geno 911!
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:
7. Club Keno MakingItRain
8. The Blackhole Runs Deep
9. Dez Nutz
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Week 3 Recap



PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PAY YOUR LEAGUE DUES!! DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE!!

I would have won any other matchup this week... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 220.1 to 168.2. I would have beat anyone else this week.....

Geno 911! vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 109.9 to 84.1. Geno 911! missed out on Devonta Freeman's 42.3 points and it killed him.

Adrian Beaterson vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black put a good fight and also would have won mathcups against alot of other lineups this week. However, benching Tyrod Taylor and LeGarrette Blount this week lost her this matchup. As crazy as that sounds.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - The Vagblaster4000 won 120.4 to 80. The trap sucksomthingbig is still struggling. These two agreed to a trade upon completion of this matchup that may help The trap sucksomthingbig going forward.

Dez Nutz vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - For now Club Keno MakingItRain won 78.8 to 76.4. I say for now because it has been noted that the official play by play record has Demaryius Thomas with 104 yards receiving. If that is the case it would be enough to give Dez Nutz the win. ESPN reserves the right to adjust stats for the entirety of the season so watch this one.

Back Pats:
Chips N Dip - 220.1 Is a new 1 week scoring record and he could have had more....

C'Mon Man:
Geno 911! - Started Chris Ivory knowing he was questionable and say Devonta Freeman's 42.3 points.

Bold Predictions:
I went 5-0* this week. I am 11-4 for the season. Not a good start.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Adrian Beaterson for the 4th week in a row is projected as the leading scorer. Adrian Beaterson wins. 

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Vagblaster4000 - I don't think Sauce'n Ain't Easy's roster is that good. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! starting too many Jets. Dez Nutz wins.

Chips N Dip vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Chips N Dip wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Wife vs. Husband. Wife, The Blackhole Runs Deep, wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. The Vagblaster4000
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Dez Nutz
8. Geno 911!
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. Geno 911!
5. Club Keno MakingItRain
6. Daddy's Little Princess

Losers:
7. The Vagblaster4000
8. Dez Nutz
9. The Blackhole Runs Deep
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Week 2 Recap


Week 2 is a wrap and I'm back on track! Here we go...

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 125.9 to 100.2. I left 96.5 points on my bench and I still managed to pull out this win. The Vagblaster4000 also made a few crucial roster decisions to help me out. Thanks.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 104.4 to 92.7. The Blackhole Runs Deep played her fantasy D/ST against her real life team and she paid the price with -4 points. Also it doesn't help the Chips N Dip's kicker was his 2nd leading scorer this week with 19 points.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 104.3 to 58.8. The trap sucksomthingbig was never in this matchup. Too many injuries this early in the season. Meanwhile Sauce'n Ain't Easy is 2-0, 3-Peat?

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 104.9 to 73.7. Gotta have more than just Antonio Brown to win matchups. Geno 911! is off to a pretty good start!

Dez Nutz vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 160.2 to 82.4. Dez Nutz is off to a better start this season, but he just didn't have a shot this week. 160.2 points and he didn't play Allen Robinson for 32.5 points. Hopefully he slows down soon.

Back Pats:
Adrian Beaterson - 160.2 points! Could have been 180....

C'Mon Man:
The trap sucksomthingbig - 58.8 points? Some of it is bad luck but you gotta pick up the pieces and salvage the season. It's still early.

The Vagblaster4000 - Couldn't predict Jeremy Hill would stink it up but when you lose a matchup based on 1 roster move you end up on this list.

The Blackhole Runs Deep - Just putting you here for not believing in the Raiders! :-)

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. I am 6-4 for the season. Not a good start.

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Chips N Dip - I usually like to pick myself, but this week I have a feeling the Seahawks D/ST and Stephen Gostkowski are gonna be the X-Factors. Chips N Dip wins.

Geno 911! vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This might be the matchup to watch this week. One of these teams will drop from the undefeated ranks, and that team is Geno 911!. Too much Gronk. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - For the 3rd consecutive week Adrian Beaterson is projected to score the most points. Can't go against that. Adrian Beaterson wins.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Someone is going to get their first win. The trap sucksomthingbig needs too much help. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Club Keno MakingItRain has too many players on the injury report. Gotta go with Dez Nutz.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. The Vagblaster4000
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Dez Nutz
7. Daddy's Little Princess
8. Geno 911!
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. Geno 911!
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Dez Nutz
6. Daddy's Little Princess

Losers:
7. Club Keno MakingItRain
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. The Blackhole Runs Deep
10. The trap sucksomthinbig