Season Wrap-Up

Final Standings

League Champ

1. The Blackhole Black - Stephanie Parry

Everyone Else

2. Chocolate Starfish - Jeremiah Grieger

3. Ya Mom's House #Boom - Brandon Parry

4. The Burg YUH8ME - Gene Parry

5. #imserious ThisYear - Jeremy Ralston

6. My Vick in a Box - Justin Ralston

7. Child Please - Miguel Marquez

8. Team Falese - Kimberly Falese

9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Mike White

10. VA Bum Smashers - Trevor Parry

Semi Final Recap

The Championship Game is upon us...

The Semi Finals featured two blowouts. Which leaves Chcoloate Starfish vs. The Blackhole Black. There are a couple of interesting aspects with this matchup. The first is that we added these two teams this year to make things more competitive, and what do you know they both end up in the Championship. Job done. The second is the fact that Chocolate Starfish started 0-4! His team peaked at the right time and he finds himself in it at the end.

Good Luck to you both. For the first time someone in VA will win the money. I will be sending a check out to my parents and will trust them to distribute the money properly.

#Boom

Championship Game
5. Chocolate Starfish
3. The Blackhole Black

Playoffs Round 1 Recap

The First Round is Down!

So we all went to bed on Sunday night knowing that Chocolate Starfish would play The Burg YUH8ME and #imserious ThisYear would play Ya Mom's House #Boom. And then we woke up. Turns out ESPN failed to give Arian Foster a fumble throughout the entire day during Sunday's games, therefore, it appeared as if #imserious ThisYear had beat The Blackhole Black by the slim margin of 118.7 to 118.6. After attributing the fumble he lost 118.6 to 116.7. #imserious ThisYear really could have used a couple points from Plax...

Below are next weeks matchups. The Burg YUH8ME has been talking alot of smack and has already assumed he has a spot in the Championship. Starfish imma need you to handle that.

#Boom

1. The Burg YUH8ME
5. Chocolate Starfish

3. The Blackhole Black
2. Ya Mom's House #Boom

Regular Season Finale

And just like that it's playoff time!

It came all the way down to the last week to decide seeding. I am sorry for any confusion I may have caused heading into last week. Also I learned that total points are not the primary tie breaker, ESPN has an inherent tie breaker of division winner which is why I'm the #2 and The Blackhole Black is #3. But here we have it:

1. The Burg YUH8ME
(BYE)

5. Chocolate Starfish
4. My Vick in a Box

6. #imserious ThisYear
3. The Blackhole Black

2. Ya Mom's House #Boom
(bye)

C’mon Man:
Anyone who didn't make the playoffs. We can all point to bad roster moves here and there that cost us wins. Gotta get these right.

Back Pats:
The Burg YUH8ME - You ended the season on a 7 game winning streak and took over the points lead on the last weekend. Congrats you're number 1 in all categories now. lol.

Bold Predictions:
None. Every game counts now.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:
1. The Burg YUH8ME
2. My Vick in a Box
3. Chocolate Starfish
4. #imserious ThisYear
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Ya Mom's House #Boom
7. VA Bum Smashers
8. Child Please
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. Team Falese

Playoff Picture:
1. The Burg YUH8ME (bye)
2. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)
3. The Blackhole Black
4. My Vick in a Box
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. #imseriou ThisYear

Losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. VA Bum Smashers
9. Child Please
10. Team Falese

Week 12 Recap

2 teams are eliminated from playoff contention and 3 are fighting for the last spot! Lets Go!

This isn't going to be a rundown of the match ups this week, I'll just highlight the key ones. Let's start with Team Falese. You have been eliminated from playoff contention. Words of advice, find a new consultant, you sat MJD 3 weeks in a row. That's unacceptable. That means #imserious ThisYear gets another week to show how serious he is. Next we have VA Bum Smashers, you have also been eliminated from playoff contention. You had some bad luck on thanksgiving day, however, I'm not sure you shouldn't have just played Beast Mode to begin with. This means that The Blackhole Black pretty much sealed the #4 spot. Sauce'n Ain't Easy will be the #5 seed. The #1 seed has been clinched by The Burg YUH8ME, must have been all that extra time off. The #2 seed is still up in the air. If I lose and My Vick in a Box wins he'll get it. And las but not least we have a 3 way fight til the death for #6 between #imserious ThisYear, Chocolate Starfish and Child Please. Let's run down the scenarios. #imserious ThisYear is in with a win by 19.3 points more than a Chocolate Starfish win. Chocolate Starfish is in with a win by 19.3 more points than an #imserious ThisYear win. Child Please is in with a win and a Chocolate Starfish loss, technically he could get in with a win by more than 83.6 more points than a Chocolate Starfish win. Let's count that scenario out. HAHA. Of course if any of you lose you're out.

I encourage everyone to take this week serious regardless if your fate has been sealed or not. I would love a Bum Smasher victory. I'm just saying.

Theme For The Week:

DON'T FUCK UP

C’mon Man:

Ya Mom's House #Boom… I'm putting myself in here alone this week again. I've talked a lot of shit throughout the season and down the stretch I've managed to blow 4 out of my last 5 games.

Back Pats:

The Blackhole Black - in her first season in the league she's managed to find the playoffs.

Chocolate Starfish and #imserious ThisYear - I remember when y'all were playing each other for your first wins. Now you both have shots at the money.

The Burg YUH8ME - put together a nice late winning streak, thanks to some "back problems", and you climbed up to first.

Bold Predictions:

Not much riding on these match ups but I'll go out on a limb and say Chocolate Starfish will be the #6 seed.

Also I was 2-3 this week and 29-26 on the season. Basically a coin toss.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:

1. My Vick in a Box

2. The Burg YUH8ME

3. #imserious ThisYear

4. Chocolate Starfish

5. The Blackhole Black

6. Ya Mom's House #Boom

7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

8. Child Please

9. VA Bum Smashers

10. Team Falese

Playoff Picture:

1. The Burg YUH8ME (bye)

2. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)

3. My Vick in a Box

4. The Blackhole Black

5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

6. #imseriou ThisYear

Losers:

7. Chocolate Starfish

8. Child Please

9. VA Bum Smashers

10. Team Falese

Week 11 Recap

How the mighty have fallen…

I suffer my first losing streak of the season with an embarrassing loss to Team Falese. I made this week an experiment week thinking it wouldn't matter either way and boy was I wrong. Congrats Team Falese. VA Bum Smashers had a tremendous come back on Monday night to beat Chocolate Starfish and keep himself in the playoff hunt. The Burg YUH8ME keeps on riding the Packers and beats Child Please. He's on a 5 game winning streak y'all. My Vick in a Box beat The Blackhole Black. Finally #imserious ThisYear beat Mike Vickless Sauce'n Ain't Easy. All the teams that had to win to keep hope alive won! This is going to be close.

I went 2-3 this week in my predictions, I am 27-23 on the season.

Theme For The Week

Don't Believe The Hype - Only 3 Teams have clinched playoff births: Ya Mom's House #Boom, The Burg YUH8ME, and My Vick in a Box. The final 3 spots are still up in the air and the final spot looks to be a serious toss up. 5 of y'all are 4-7. Every week counts.

C’mon Man:

Ya Mom's House #Boom… If I don't even touch my lineup from last week I easily beat Team Falese. That's the last time I try to get cute.

Back Pats:

Team Falese, #imserious ThisYear, and VA Bum Smashers - For keeping hope alive. Think the nickname for this group should be Obama's Boys/Girl lol.

The Burg YUH8ME - For picking up Chris Ogbonnaya (24.4 points).

Bold Predictions:

I gotta keep picking myself so Ya Mom's House #Boom over Child Please. VA Bum Smashers will beat his mother The Blackhole Black. The Packers may lose on Thursday and that means I'm picking Sacue'n Ain't Easy over The Burg YUH8ME. Chocolate Starfish will right the ship and beat My Vick in a Box, at least I hope so I can keep a grip on 1 of the 2 first round byes. Finally #imserious ThisYear will bury Team Falese.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:

1. My Vick in a Box

2. The Burg YUH8ME

3. #imserious ThisYear

4. Chocolate Starfish

5. Ya Mom's House #Boom

6. The Blackhole Black

7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

8. Child Please

9. Team Falese

10. VA Bum Smashers

Playoff Picture:

1. The Burg YUH8ME (bye)

2. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)

3. My Vick in a Box

4. The Blackhole Black

5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

6. #imseriou ThisYear

Losers:

7. Chocolate Starfish

8. Child Please

9. Team Falese

10. VA Bum Smashers

Week 10 Recap

And I lose again…

I made a huge mistake and second guessed myself on playing Denarius Moore and it cost me, especially on a week where some of Sauce'n Ain't Easy's biggest contributors had terrible weeks… Child Please beat Chocolate Starfish thanks to the Bills getting smashed and Frank Gore going out with an injury early. VA Bum Smashers beat Team Falese, I have a few complaints about her roster but it wouldn't have mattered. In the closest matchup of the week and literally came down to the last touchdown scored by the packers The Blackhole Black beat #imserious ThisYear by 3 tenths of a point. Crazy. Last but certainly not least The Burg YUH8ME completes the sweep of My Vick in a Box and takes control of the Pimps division.

This is a BIG I repeat BIG week! If either Child Please or Chocolate Starfish win and any of the bottom 3; #imserious ThisYear,  VA Bum Smashers, and Team Falese; lose that team will be officially eliminated from the playoffs! Step your game up! Also at the top the 2 byes are still up for grabs.

C’mon Man:

Ya Mom's House #Boom… Should have played Denarius Moore, it doesn't help that he plays for my favorite team especially since I give #imserious ThisYear for sitting Jets players.

Back Pats:

VA Bum Smashers - Chris Johnson finally showed up!! Congrats on sticking with him.

The Burg YUH8ME - Laurent Robinson was key in your victory this week. Nice pick up.

Bold Predictions:

I'm gonna get it together over Team Falese. VA Bum Smashers will help keep his and his 3 lonely compadres in the playoff hunt and beat Chocolate Starfish. Child Please will knock The Burg YUH8ME off his short lived visit to the mountain top. My Vick in a Box will beat The Blackhole Black, a little late to be having so many byes ain't it…? and finally Sauce'n Aint Easy will beat #imserious ThisYear and leave him wishing his name was I'll be serious next year.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:

1. My Vick in a Box

2. #imserious ThisYear

3. Chocolate Starfish

4. The Burg YUH8ME

5. The Blackhole Black

6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

7. Ya Mom's House #Boom

8. Child Please

9. VA Bum Smashers

10. Team Falese

Playoff Picture:

1. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)

2. The Burg YUH8ME (bye)

3. My Vick in a Box

4. The Blackhole Black

5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:

7. Child Please

8. #imseriou ThisYear

9. VA Bum Smashers

10. Team Falese