Week 5 Recap

Another week, another W... Leggo!

And for the third week in a row my game came down to the wire, in fact it came down to the very last drive in the Monday night game. Good thing Cutler was tired of getting pounded. However, my game was not the only one that was dependent on the Monday night game. The matchup between The Blackhole Black and Child Please and the matchup between Chocolate Starfish and VA Bum Smashers did as well. Thanks to a big run by Best late in the game The Blackhole Black held off Child Please by .7 points! Wow! And thanks to a subpar Bears defensive performance Chocolate Starfish held off VA Bum Smashers to get his first W! I know how you feel man, took me until week 8 last year to get my first win. My Vick in a Box smashes Team Falese, the new Team Mauldin (y'all remember her?), who once again bared the burden of bad luck with her team, and The Burg YUH8ME beat #imserious ThisYear who proves to not be that serious after all. I went 3-2 with my predictions this week and that makes me 12-8 on the season.

C’mon Man:
Last week we asked the people if they would have sat Arian Foster. This week lets ask the people this, If you have a team with WRs who are struggling and you just so happen to pick up a good one in Free Agency would you sit that guy on the bench? No? An even better question, How many people not from Minnesota or Colorado have ever heard of Eric Decker? No one? Yeah that's what I thought. Child Please you lost the game because you left 29.5 points on your bench by not play Pierre Garcon and instead you got -0.4 points for being a homer. That's a big fat C'MON MAAAANNN!!! And not to mention Willis McGahee's 19.5 you also left on the bench.

Team Falese I'm putting you on here just because for the second week in a row your QB got negative points. I think this is a first in the history of fantasy sports. You should be proud. Also you've managed to go from top 5 power rankings to last place...

Back Pats:
Chocolate Starfish - You got that gorilla off your back. Nice job getting your first win.

Ya Mom's House #Boom - BGE had a big day and is the reason I won my matchup.

The Burg YUH8ME - Victor Cruz turned out to be a good pick up. Without him you lose your matchup.

The Blackhole Black - Jahvid Best. If the bears could have stopped him 8 yards short on any of his big runs Monday night you don't win your matchup. Nice performance.

My Vick in a Box - Your team is scoring alot of points every week.

Bold Predictions:
Ya Mom's House #Boom, Suace'n Ain't Easy, The Blackhole Black, Child Please, Chocolate Starfish

#BOOM

Power Rankings:
1. My Vick in a Box
2. The Blackhole Black
3. The Burg YUH8ME
4. Ya Mom's House #Boom
5. Child Please
6. #imserious ThisYear
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Chocolate Starfish
9. VA Bum Smashers
10. Team Falese

Playoff Picture:
1. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)
2. My Vick in a Box (bye)
3. The Blackhole Black
4. The Burg YUH8ME
5. Child Please
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Losers:
7. VA Bum Smashers
8. Team Falese
9. #imserious ThisYear
10. Chocolate Starfish