Week 11 Recap

Team birdsinthekitch vs. Rosie Palmers - Rosie Palmers won 146 to 73.4. birdsinthekitch only had 2 guys show up this week. This week I went back to my bread and butter roster and I put up big numbers. In fact had I played this exact roster, excluding defense as I have switched a few time, I would have lost 5 games instead of 7 and I would be secure in the playoffs. The sexy girl is not always the keeper, I flirted with Reggie Bush 2 too many times... My playoff chances are still hanging by a thread though.

Chocolate Starfish vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 122.7 to 101.3. Gronk had a huge day, but at a huge cost. Let’s see how TP CharlieSheening fares without a major contributor most likely for the remainder of our fantasy season.

Child Please vs. The Burg YUH8ME - The Burg YUH8ME won 96.8 to 90.5. Both teams only 2 guys show up this week, but RG3 scored enough for 2 (40.4). With that win The Burg YUH8ME is clinging to a slim chance at the playoffs.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 106.3 to 65.7. This one really was not even fair to start with. The Blackhole Black had 3 key contributors on bye this week. And with this loss she is officially eliminated from playoff contention. Depending on the results this week, however, she could play a significant spoiler role in week 13.

Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - Catcha Fade won 100.5 to 66.9. This one was also unfair to begin with. Both of Sauce’n Ain’t Easy’s QBs were out with injuries and his best RB was on bye this week. With the win Catcha Fade has put himself into a matchup with Team birdsinthekitch this week with the winner clinching the playoffs.

Playoff Scenarios:
5. Catcha Fade - Win and you’re in. Lose and you need to beat Child Please next week. Lose both and you will need Rosie Palmers and The Burg YUH8ME to lose 1 of their next 2, or outscore The Burg YUH8ME by 26.3 points over the next 2 weeks assuming he wins his next 2 matchups. (You are unlikely to catch Rosie Palmers if it comes to a total points tiebreaker)

6. Team birdsinthekitch - Win and you’re in. Lose and you need to beat The Burg YUH8ME next week. Lose both and you will need Rosie Palmers and The Burg YUH8ME to lose 1 of their next 2. (You play YUH8ME in the final week of the season) (You are unlikely to catch either Rosie Palmers or YUH8ME if it comes to a total points tiebreaker)

7. Rosie Palmers - I need to win both of my remaining matchups and have Catcha Fade or Team birdsinthekitch to lose both of their next matchups. (They play each other this week so that takes care of one of those losses) (I also lead the league in points scored and barring my team absolutely not showing up none of the remaining 4 can catch me if it comes down to a total points tiebreaker)

8. The Burg YUH8ME - (The Longest Shot) There is a chance. There are 2 scenarios here.
1st - If Catcha Fade beats Team birdsinthekitch: You need to win this week and beat Team birdsinthekitch next week and have Rosie Palmers lose 1 of his next 2.
2nd - If Team birdsinthekitch beats Catcha Fade: You need to win your next 2 matchups and have Catcha Fade lose to Child Please next week and have Rosie Palmers lose 1 of his next 2. All while hoping Catcha Fade doesn’t outscore you by 26.3 points over the next 2 weeks.

If the 1st of The Burg YUH8ME’s scenarios plays out then the playoffs will virtually start for both The Burg YUH8ME and Team birdsinthekitch next week!!!

THIS IS BOLD AND IN ALL CAPS FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW OR THOSE OF YOU THAT FORGOT. THE FIRST TIEBREAKER IS TOTAL POINTS SCORED. MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE NO POINTS ON YOUR BENCH THESE NEXT 2 WEEKS AS THEY MAY BE CRUCIAL TO YOUR POSITION IN THE PLAYOFFS. Following that is Head to Head, Intra Division Record, and then total points against.

The above is mainly for Team birdsinthekitch. Your spot is not safe. In fact your spot is the EASIEST to take.

Back Pats:
Catcha Fade - As I may be headed for an epic slump, Catcha Fade is headed for an epic comeback. He started the first 4 weeks in the bottom 4, but now rolling on a 4 game winning streak.

Rosie Palmers/The Burg YUH8ME - Snapping long losing streaks.

C’mon Man:
The Blackhole Black and Chocolate Starfish - Our 2 finalists last season are our first 2 to be eliminated this season. Not only that, but both have been outscored by nearly 300 points over the course of the year.

Bold Prediction:
I went 2-3 this week. I’m 28-22 on the season.

This weeks winners: (Again picking with my heart)
(Rosie Palmers vs. Child Please) Rosie Palmers, obvious reasons.

(TP CharlieSheening vs. The Blackhole Black) TP CharlieSheening.

(The Burg YUH8ME vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) The Burg YUH8ME. A win will keep his hopes alive thus keeping him interested in beating Team birdsinthekitch next week.

(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish) Red Hot Julius Peppers. I need him to put some pressure on Child Please for that bye in the playoffs so that Child Please has an interest in beating Catcha Fade Next week.

(Catcha Fade vs. Team birdsinthekitch) Team birdsinthekitch. Based on next weeks oponents. Catcha Fade plays Child Please and Team birdsinthekitch plays The Burg YUH8ME. I’ll take my playoff chances with Child Please beating Catcha Fade.


Power Rankings:
1. Rosie Palmers
2. Child Please
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. The Burg YUH8ME
7. Catcha Fade
8. Team birdsinthekitch
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
z - 1. Child Please (bye)
z - 2. TP CharlieSheening (bye)
z - 3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
z - 4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

(One of the following 2 will be in as of next week because they play each other this week)
5. Catcha Fade
6. Team birdsinthekitch

Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
x - 9. Chocolate Starfish
x - 10. The Blackhole Black

z = in
x = out