2013 Season Preview

No Pryors (Me):
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1579.4
QB:
A. Smith KC
S. Bradford Stl
RB:
A. Morris Wsh
J. Charles KC
S. Ridley NE
D. Wilson NYG
D. Richardson Stl
WR:
V. Jackson TB
D. Bowe KC
S. Smith Car
A. Jeffery Chi
TE:
J. Cameron Cle
R. Gronkowski NE
D/ST:
Buccaneers
K:
P. Dawson SF

TP CharlieSheening:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position):1633.7
QB:
A. Rodgers GB
M. Schaub Hou
RB:
D. Murray Dal
B. Green-Ellis Cin
S. Vereen NE
F. Jackson Buf
WR:
D. Jackson Phi
J. Jones Atl
L. Fitzgerald Ari
T. Smith Bal
S. Johnson Buf
TE:
J. Witten Dal
J. Finley GB
D/ST:
Bears
K:
J. Brown NYG

Sauce’n Ain’t Easy:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position):1618.7
QB:
C. Kaepernick SF
R. Wilson Sea
RB:
M. Lynch Sea
R. Mathews SD
A. Brown NYG
B. Brown Phi
S. Greene Ten
WR:
E. Decker Den
A. Johnson Hou
R. Wayne Ind
A. Brown Pit
R. Randle NYG
TE:
M. Bennett Chi
D/ST:
49ers
K:
B. Walsh Min

Chocolate Starfish:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position):1683.4
QB:
P. Manning Den
T. Romo Dal
RB:
T. Richardson Cle
F. Gore SF
M. Jones-Drew Jac
C. Ivory NYJ
D. Williams Car
WR:
J. Nelson GB
M. Wallace Mia
S. Rice Sea
C. Shorts Jac
TE:
G. Olsen Car
K. Rudolph Min
D/ST:
Packers
K:
S. Gostkowski NE

Coples Therapy:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1637.1
QB:
C. Newton Car
C. Palmer Ari
RB:
C. Spiller Buf
A. Bradshaw Ind
R. Mendenhall Ari
R. Hillman Den
WR:
H. Nicks NYG
B. Marshall Chi
R. Cobb GB
M. Austin Dal
L. Moore NO
TE:
J. Graham NO
D/ST:
Steelers
Patriots
K:
S. Hauschka Sea

Red Hot Julius Peppers:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1724
QB:
M. Ryan Atl
A. Dalton Cin
RB:
D. Martin TB
D. Sproles NO
M. Ingram NO
V. Ballard Ind
Z. Stacy Stl
WR:
W. Welker Den
C. Johnson Det
R. White Atl
T. Hilton Ind
E. Sanders Pit
TE:
J. Cook Stl
D/ST:
Broncos
K:
M. Prater Den

Child Please:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1712.9
QB:
A. Luck Ind
E. Manning NYG
RB:
A. Peterson Min
L. Miller Mis
M. Ball Den
G. Bernard Cin
I. Redman Pit
WR:
A. Green Cin
M. Colston NO
D. Thomas Den
M. Williams TB
J. Jones GB
TE:
D/ST:
Colts
Ravens
K:
J. Tucker Bal

The Burg YUH8ME:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1522.8
QB:
M. Vick Phi
R. Griffin III Wsh
RB:
R. Rice Bal
L. McCoy Phi
R. Bush Det
B. Tate Hou
L. Bell Pit
WR:
D. Amendola NE
J. Jones Bal
G. Jennings Min
S. Holmes NYJ
M. Floyd SD
TE:
T. Gonzalez Atl
D/ST:
Rams
K:
G. Zuerlein Stl

The trap birdsinthekitch:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1676.5
QB:
D. Brees NO
M. Stafford Det
RB:
C. Johnson Ten
D. McFadden Oak
E. Lacy GB
J. Rodgers Atl
F. Jones Pit
WR:
D. Bryant Dal
T. Austin Stl
G. Tate Sea
K. Thompkins NE
TE:
V. Davis SF
F. Davis Wsh
D/ST:
Seahawks
K:
M. Bryant Atl

The Blackhole Black:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1706
QB:
T. Brady NE
B. Weeden Cle
RB:
A. Foster Hou
M. Forte Chi
S. Jackson Atl
R. Helu Wsh
WR:
V. Cruz NYG
P. Garcon Wsh
A. Boldin SF
C. Givens Stl
J. Gordon Cle
TE:
A. Gates SD
O. Daniels Hou
D/ST:
Texans
K:
S. Janikowski Oak

Back Pats:
N/A

C’mon Man:
N/A

Bold Predictions:
Season:
Playoffs:
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Child Please
4. The Blackhole Black
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Coples Therapy

After doing this write up I believe Red Hot Julius Peppers will be crowned the champ this season.

This Week:
Coples Therapy vs. No Pryors - No Pryors wins, for obvious reasons.

TP CharlieSheenig vs The trap birdsinthekitch - This game is a toss up. Both teams have tough matchups, but until birdsinthekitch shows he knows how to manange a team I can’t pick him. TP CharlieSheening wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - Despite relying on a bunch of Broncos, I believe Red Hot Julius Peppers wins this matchup.

Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Starfish has got better matchups across the board. Starfish wins.

Child Please vs. The Burg YUH8ME - This game has the largest point spread of week 1. Child Please will win.

Power Rankings:
(Based on PreSeason Projections)
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Child Please
3. The Blackhole Black
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Coples Therapy
7. TP CharlieSheening
8. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy
9. No Pryors
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
Week 1, everybody's in play.