Week 9 Recap

Well, another week has come and gone and for this week’s Recap, we have the Manager of The Burg YUH8ME as guest writer.  Maybe, he can write better than he can manage a fantasy football team!

The most exciting game this week was between Sauce’n Ain’t Easy and TP CharlieSheening.  This one looked like a serious blowout TP taking a huge lead over the Sauce’n crew until A. Johnson put up an incredible 45.9 points with 42 coming in the first half alone.  Of course, TP had the fabulous A. Rogers at QB to play in the Monday Night game so he wasn’t worried too much about Sauce’n and his TE catching up, until the injury bug knocked A. Rogers out of the game in the first quarter.  But, as fate would have it, the lead was too much to overcome and TP came out on top.  Of course, with A. Rogers availability the next few weeks in doubt, TP may have a hard time recreating the point totals he’s enjoyed so far.

With Peyton Manning on a bye week Chocolate Starfish was suppose to be vulnerable but leave it to No Pryors stars to have a down day on Sunday.  V. Jackson, DMC and Jordan Cameron combining for a lowly 3 total fantasy points.  Ya gots to do better than that No Pryors or you’ll find yourself on the playoff couch with me!  Lol

Coples Therapy, The Blackhole Black and Child Please all wrapped up their games early with great scoring and a lot of Luck!  I have to mention Blackhole Black’s selfish hoarding of points this week as she was still trying to get more points from her RB on Monday Night.  I’ve never seen such a display of poor sportsmanship in my life!  With The Burg YU8ME in serious need of points, the Blackhole Black continued to fight for more and more even with her win in the bag, It was an awful, awful display.  The Trap Birdsinthekitch and The Burg both stunk up the score board with The Burg earning the low score of the week dishonors.  It’s time for The Burg to concede defeat this year and take his sorry !%# team with him, NOT.  I pledge not to finish in last place this year which means all you Managers with only 3 and 4 wins are in jeopardy!  
 
Back Pat’s:
Cople’s Therapy, The Blackhole Black and TP CharlieSheeing for scoring above 140 points this week.  Their teams lit it up and if T. Brady for The Blackhole Black started, she would been the top scorer this year.  But she always listens to the wrong Manager!  Lol

C.Mon Man:
No Pryors gets the biggest C.Mon Man.  You had an opportunity to upset the top seeded team and your managerial skills with starts and sits leave a lot to be desired.  You could have won the game with the right players, so, NO EXCUSE!

The Burg YUH8ME is going to stay in the C’Mon Man because you only have 1 win on the season!  C’Mon Man!
Red Hot Julius Peppers; you are a diehard Denver fan and you actually picked the Raiders for your defense which scored “-8”?  C’Mon Man

Bold Predictions :
(I went 1-4 this week. That makes me 28-17 on the year. (3-4 on UPSET SPECIALS).)

The Burg YUH8ME will win out the rest of the season and bypass two others to be named later! 

The Burg YUH8ME upsets—Upset Special--The Blackhole Black this week by 10 points and starts a household family feud that will last until next season.

The Trap Birdsinthekitch wins big over TP CharlieSheening.  Sorry Son, without A. Rogers your team is severely weakened coupled with the fact that neither CJ nor D. Jack will have a spectacular day leaves you with a loss.

Chocolate Starfish crushes Sauce’n Ain’t Easy, sorry Mike, with Peyton Manning and Frank Gore back in the fold, Chocolate Starfish is going to be hotter than your Sauce.  No hope for you this week.

Red Hot Julius Peppers takes out No Pryors.  Even though Red Hot has a 4 game losing streak, his matchups are better this week and No Pryors will miss Jamaal Charles and Jordan Cameron, A LOT!  Lol.

Coples Therapy –Upset Special--will win a close one against Child Please this week.  A Luck will get throttled by the vicious St. Louis Rams defense and WR J. Jones won’t score.  Other than A.P. and D. Thomas, Child Please will be saying please before this one is over!  LMAO! (Should be noted that Coples Therapy is ahead of Child Please in both the Power Rankings and the Playoff Standings)

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. No Pryors
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. Coples Therapy
7. Child Please
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
9. The Blackhole Black
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (8-1) **
2. The Blackhole Black (6-3) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (6-3)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (5-4)
5. No Pryors (4-5)
6. Coples Therapy (4-5)

Losers:
7. Child Please (4-5)
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (4-5)
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-6)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-8) - As crazy as this sounds he's not mathematically eliminated yet...

** = Clinched Playoff Spot