Playoffs First Round Recap

Upset city!

The first round of the playoffs kicked off with a bang and 2 upsets.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 131.1 to 114.4. Chocolate Starfish has leaned on Peyton Manning all year and this week was no exception. However, Sauce'n Ain't Easy was able to nullify Peyton's 44.8 points with each of his receivers scoring at least 20 points.

Child Please vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - Child Please won 99.8 to 77.8. Both of these owners had poor decisions made prior to the start of the games. Child Please chose the Raiders D/ST (-4) over the Ravens (7) and opted for Eli Manning (12.4) over Andrew Luck (45.2). The trap birdsinthekitch chose Kendall Wright (1.7) over Julian Eddleman (14.7), a kicker in a bizzard (David Akers 0 points), and Matthew Stafford in a blizzard (5.8) over Drew Brees at home in a climate controlled dome (41.8). The trap birdsinthekitch had the more obvious choices in who to play due to the fact that 2 of his starters had 8 inches of snow to traverse. That's how you lose in the playoffs.....

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy and Child Please - got W's

C'Mon Man:
The trap birdsinthekitch - playing in the snow is way better for scoring than playing in a dome, everyone knows that... 

Bold Predictions:
I was 33-27 for the regular season. (4-5 on UPSET SPECIALS)
I went 2-0 this week (2-0 on UPSET SPECIALS)

TP CharlieSheening vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** Sauce'n Ain't Easy has some excellent matchups this week. Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch against the Giants, Ryan Mathews against the Broncos, Andre Johnson against the Colts, Eric Decker is on fire, and the 49ers D/ST against the Buccaneers. TP CharlieSheening has struggled recently since the loss of Aaron Rodgers, and this week it all comes crashing down.

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Plese - This one is going to be tough. I think if Adrian Peterson is not able to play its more open and shut, but The Blackhole Black is also going to take a hit due to injury. Not only is she going to miss the production of Rob Gronkowski, but Tom Brady is also going to struggle (See 15 points per game without Gronk). I think Matt Forte vs. the Browns, Josh Gordon vs. the Bears, and the Panthers D/ST vs. Geno Smith on the road will lead The Blackhole Black to victory.

Playoff Picture:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. The Blackhole Black
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Child Please

Losers:
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Chocolate Starfish
7. No Pryors
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. Coples Therapy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Draft Order:
1. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Coples Therapy
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
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