Week 9 Recap

Teams are begging to separate themselves.... Here we go:

Chocolate Starfish vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Chocolate Starfish won 95.8 to 76.3. We both had bad weeks, however, Chocolate Starfish had a monster performance from the Dolphins defense.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chips N Dip - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 114 to 93. Don't look now, but Sauce'n Ain't Easy just took over 1st place in his division, with the tie breaker, and is sitting pretty to clinch a first round bye. 

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap Black Bottle - The Blackhole Black won 117 to 116.4. It took 19 from Vinatieri on Monday night to get this victory. The Blackhole Black is now within reach of a playoff spot.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 144.1 to 126. This was one of those weeks where 2014 FemmineIoVinco would have beat anyone else except Double Decker. Double Decker is now tied for 1st place in his division with 2014 FemmineIoVinco.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Child Please won 124.4 to 73.9. The bad luck continues for Red Hot Julius Peppers as Nick Foles left his game before half and is probably lost for the fantasy season.  Red Hot Julius Peppers isn't yet mathematically eliminated, but it would take a miracle.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy and Child Please - both on 3 game winning streaks.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 4 weeks ago I was in first place. 4 weeks later and 4 losses later I'm sitting on the bubble. 

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 3-2, I'm 23-22 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Child Please - I gotta get a win this week. Child Please has Tom Brady and Arian Foster on bye this week. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning is playing Oakland. Chocolate Starfish wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - *UPSET SPECIAL* Sauce'n Ain't Easy needs to find some bye week replacements and Megatron is back. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Chips N Dip vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco is putting his trust in Jay Cutler. Chips N Dip wins.

Double Decker vs. The Blackhole Black - Ben Roethlisberger has been playing out of his mind. He has the Jets this week. Double Decker wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Child Please
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chips N Dip
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Double Decker
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. Double Decker
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Child Please

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers