Week 1 Recap

Week 1 is in the books... Here we go!

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 111.2 to 71.7. I was never in this matchup from jump. Great win for the defending champ. We should not sleep on him this year. You have been warned.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The trap sucksomthinbig - Club Keno MakingItRain won 106.9 to 77.4. I picked Club Keno to win this matchup, however, I thought he would score more points. The trap sucksomthinbig lost 3 starters this week. Better regroup!

Chips N Dip vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Chips N Dip won 144.3 to 123.7. The new guy put up a good fight in his first matchup in the league, but came up a little short (left 23 possible points on the bench). If Chips N Dip finds a couple RBs watch out!

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz won 129.5 to 121.5. It came down to Monday night and thanks to Carlos Hyde's 35.2 points Dez Nutz pulled out the victory. The Blackhole Runs Deep had alot to say about the previous write up before said Monday night. Might want to hold off next time.

Geno 911! vs. Adrian Beaterson - Geno 911! won 91.5 to 82.3. Adrian Beaterson is going to rely heavily on Peyton Manning and Adrian Peterson and if they only score 10 points combined he's not going to win.

Good week guys! I think The Vagblaster4000 was a good addition to the league. It feels way more competitive the season. Can't wait to see how it unfolds.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy, Club Keno MakingItRain, Chips N Dip, Dez Nutz, Geno 911! - Great job getting early wins. The rest of us are now in full scramble mode.

C'Mon Man:

Daddy's Little Princess, The trap sucksomthinbig, The Vagblaster4000, The Blackhole Runs Deep, Adrian Beaterson - It's never good to start the year with a loss. Time to pick up the pieces.

Bold Predictions:

I went 2-3 this week. I am 2-3 for the season. Not a good start.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Gonna go different this week. Currently I stink. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Chips N Dip - With the exception of Hopkins, Austin and the Ravens D I think The Blackhole Runs Deep will struggle mightly this week. Chips N Dip wins.

The trap sucksomthinbig vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The trap sucksomthinbig is going to have a tough time finding playmakers with 3 big names out this week. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Geno 911! - This one is tough to call. Based on the matchups and how teams played last week Club Keno is going to need 40 from Ameer Abdullah to win this. Geno 911! wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Adrian Beaterson - For the second week in a row ESPN has Adrian Beaterson projected for the most points. Maybe they'll get it right this time. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Dez Nutz
3. The Vagblaster4000
4. The Blackhole Runs Deep
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Club Keno MakingItRain
7. Geno 911!
8. Adrian Beaterson
9. The trap sucksomthingbig
10. Daddy's Little Princess

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Dez Nutz
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Club Keno MakingItRain
5. Geno 911!
6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Runs Deep
8. Adrian Beaterson
9. The trap sucksomthinbig
10. Daddy's Little Princess