Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Child Please - Child Please won 154.8 to 103.7. Everyone in Child Please’ lineup balled out except for Jeremy Maclin. It was too much for Sauce’n Ain’t Easy.
Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 132.6 to 72.8. Red Hot Julius Peppers had terrible performances from both of the QBs on his roster and his defense got him -4 points while TP CharlieSheening got great performances from his defense and a couple RBs.
The Championship is set. Child Please the #1 seed vs. TP CharlieSheening the #2 seed. This is the first time ever that the #2 seed has made it to the championship and only the second time the #1 seed has made it to the championship, Child Please formerly known as Air Miguel in 2009, and he lost. Should be a great matchup.
Also to fuel my anger at The Burg YUH8ME had he handled his business to end the season I would have beat TP CharlieSheening this week to put myself in the championship.
[b]Back Pats:[/b]
TP CharlieSheening and Child Please - Y’all been consistent throughout the year. Good luck!
[b]C’mon Man:[/b]
Gene
[b]Bold Prediction:[/b]
I was 1-1 this week. 2-2 for the playoffs
For this week:
The Championship - TP CharlieSheening vs. Child Please. I’m gonna pick the upset and say TP CharlieSheening will win.
[b]2013 Draft Picture:[/b]
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
7. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy
6. Catcha Fade
5. Team birdsinthekitch
4. Rosie Palmers
3. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Chocolate Starfish
1. The Blackhole Black
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Playoffs Round 1 Recap
Child Please (10 points) - Bye
TP CharlieSheening (130.4) - Bye
Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - Sauce’n Ain’t Easy won 134.6 to 91.8. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy won this game with 3 monster performances: Marshawn Lynch (35.8), Jamaal Charles (27.5), and Mike Wallace (28.2). Way to bounce back.
Team birdsinthekitch vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 121.3 to 84.1. As was the story the whole season Team birdsinthekitch just doesn’t have enough playmakers and failed to score more than 90 points.
For what its worth, nothing, had I made the playoffs Red Hot Julius Peppers would have been sent packing. I’ll continue to monitor my results from here on out to add insult to injury and to increase my own self pity.
Back Pats:
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy limped into the playoffs and got a W.
C’mon Man:
Team birdsinthekitch better do some re-evaluating and come back strong next season.
Bold Prediction:
I was 1-1 this week.
For this week:
(Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Child Please) Child Please should advance.
(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. TP CharlieSheening) Red Hot Julius Peppers should advance.
2013 Draft Picture:
6. Catcha Fade
5. Team birdsinthekitch
4. Rosie Palmers
3. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Chocolate Starfish
1. The Blackhole Black
TP CharlieSheening (130.4) - Bye
Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - Sauce’n Ain’t Easy won 134.6 to 91.8. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy won this game with 3 monster performances: Marshawn Lynch (35.8), Jamaal Charles (27.5), and Mike Wallace (28.2). Way to bounce back.
Team birdsinthekitch vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 121.3 to 84.1. As was the story the whole season Team birdsinthekitch just doesn’t have enough playmakers and failed to score more than 90 points.
For what its worth, nothing, had I made the playoffs Red Hot Julius Peppers would have been sent packing. I’ll continue to monitor my results from here on out to add insult to injury and to increase my own self pity.
Back Pats:
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy limped into the playoffs and got a W.
C’mon Man:
Team birdsinthekitch better do some re-evaluating and come back strong next season.
Bold Prediction:
I was 1-1 this week.
For this week:
(Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Child Please) Child Please should advance.
(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. TP CharlieSheening) Red Hot Julius Peppers should advance.
2013 Draft Picture:
6. Catcha Fade
5. Team birdsinthekitch
4. Rosie Palmers
3. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Chocolate Starfish
1. The Blackhole Black
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Regular Season Recap
The Blackhole Black vs. Rosie Palmers - Rosie Palmers won 84.3 to 79.5. I did everything I could to get into the playoffs, but ultimately that 6 game losing streak was the death of me.
TP CharlieSheening vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 126.8 to 94.2. TP CharlieSheening finished the regular season on a 2 game losing streak. Luckily he sealed up that bye week. Also, it should be noted that Red Hot Julius Peppers actually finished the regular season in 2nd place overall with this win.
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 141.6 to 108.4. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy finished the regular season on a 3 game losing streak. Better turn that ship around fast. As for Chocolate Starfish, I’m sure this game is how he thought the whole season would go: Cam and Romo both over 30, RBs over double digits, Wes and Dez over 20 and Witten in double digits.
Team birdsinthekitch vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Team birdsinthekitch won 83.3 to 76.5. I rooted as hard as I could for YUH8ME. It got close near the end of the Monday night game, but his constant struggle to pick the right QB bit him once again. Matt Ryan scored 12.4 on Thursday while RG3 scored 19.7 on Monday night. That would have been good enough for the win. YUH8ME, YOU DAMN RIGHT...
Child Please vs. Catcha Fade - Child Please won 119.7 to 96.6. This game was meaningless for both parties. Catcha Fade could have moved up to 4th seed but would not have changed his matchups going forward. However, it ends his impressive 5 game winning streak.
And there you have it folks. The regular season has concluded and the playoffs are now set.
Meet Your Playoff Teams
1. Child Please (bye):
Power Ranking 2 - 1551.1 Total Points Scored (119.32 per game)
Key Players - Peyton Manning, Arian Foster, Adrian Peterson, and A.J. Green
He has beat every team in the playoffs except TP CharlieSheening.
2. TP Charlie Sheening (bye):
Power Ranking 4 - 1450.9 Total Points Scored (111.61 per game)
Key Players - Aaron Rodgers, Vincent Jackson, Victor Cruz, and Rob Gronkowski*
Hasn’t won since Gronk got injured.
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers:
Power Ranking 3 - 1511.7 Total Points Scored (116.28 per game)
Key Players - Matthew Stafford, Doug Martin, Calvin Johnson, Randall Cobb and Jimmy Graham
Loss to Child Please twice
4. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy:
Power Ranking 5 - 1407.2 Total Points Scored (108.25 per game)
Key Players - Marshawn Lynch, Demaryius Thomas, and Bears D
Has struggled to find replacements for injured role players.
5. Catcha Fade:
Power Ranking 6 - 1324.8 Total Points Scored (101.91 per game)
Key Players - C.J. Spiller, Brandon Marshall
Has won 6 of his last 8 games.
6. Team birdsinthekitch:
Power Ranking 9 - 1219.3 Total Points Scored (93.79 per game)
Key Players - Drew Brees
The worst team to ever make the playoffs since the current scoring rules were instituted.
Back Pats:
Team birdsinthekitch - Thank the football gods, and TP Charliesheening for starting the Eagles D in week 10, but you got the last spot. Congrats.
C’mon Man:
Rosie Palmers - This is a collapse of historic proportions. I broke the league scoring record of 1524.5 points with 1565.9 points and I outscored my opponents by 10.38 points per game. Only once before has the #1 team in the power ranks not made the playoffs (me again in 2010) and never has a team with a positive scoring differential missed the playoffs. Another first, the team with the #1 overall fantasy player, at the time of this writing is Tom Brady, has never missed the playoffs. And lastly, 7 of my 9 core players are in the top 10 at their position, could argue 8 had Percy not gotten injured. How I ruined this season I will never know, actually that’s not true thanks Reggie Bush! Thanks to flirting with his “potential” in 2 matchups, week 5 loss to Sauce’n Ain’t Easy and week 8 loss to Chocolate Starfish, I went from the #2 spot and a bye to not being in at all... Back to the drawing board.
Bold Prediction:
I went 3-2 this week. I’m 33-27 on the season.
I predict a Championship matchup between Child Please and Red Hot Julius Peppers, we’ve been here before, with Child Please winning.
For this week:
(Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) Catcha Fade is hot and Sauce’n Ain’t Easy needs to plug some holes. Catcha Fade wins.
(Team birdsinthekitch vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers) Red Hot Julius Peppers wins no more explanation necessary.
Power Rankings:
1. Rosie Palmers
2. Child Please
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Catcha Fade
7. The Burg YUH8ME
8.Chocolate Starfish
9. Team birdsinthekitch
10. The Blackhole Black
2013 Draft Picture:
4. Rosie Palmers
3. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Chocolate Starfish
1. The Blackhole Black
TP CharlieSheening vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 126.8 to 94.2. TP CharlieSheening finished the regular season on a 2 game losing streak. Luckily he sealed up that bye week. Also, it should be noted that Red Hot Julius Peppers actually finished the regular season in 2nd place overall with this win.
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 141.6 to 108.4. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy finished the regular season on a 3 game losing streak. Better turn that ship around fast. As for Chocolate Starfish, I’m sure this game is how he thought the whole season would go: Cam and Romo both over 30, RBs over double digits, Wes and Dez over 20 and Witten in double digits.
Team birdsinthekitch vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Team birdsinthekitch won 83.3 to 76.5. I rooted as hard as I could for YUH8ME. It got close near the end of the Monday night game, but his constant struggle to pick the right QB bit him once again. Matt Ryan scored 12.4 on Thursday while RG3 scored 19.7 on Monday night. That would have been good enough for the win. YUH8ME, YOU DAMN RIGHT...
Child Please vs. Catcha Fade - Child Please won 119.7 to 96.6. This game was meaningless for both parties. Catcha Fade could have moved up to 4th seed but would not have changed his matchups going forward. However, it ends his impressive 5 game winning streak.
And there you have it folks. The regular season has concluded and the playoffs are now set.
Meet Your Playoff Teams
1. Child Please (bye):
Power Ranking 2 - 1551.1 Total Points Scored (119.32 per game)
Key Players - Peyton Manning, Arian Foster, Adrian Peterson, and A.J. Green
He has beat every team in the playoffs except TP CharlieSheening.
2. TP Charlie Sheening (bye):
Power Ranking 4 - 1450.9 Total Points Scored (111.61 per game)
Key Players - Aaron Rodgers, Vincent Jackson, Victor Cruz, and Rob Gronkowski*
Hasn’t won since Gronk got injured.
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers:
Power Ranking 3 - 1511.7 Total Points Scored (116.28 per game)
Key Players - Matthew Stafford, Doug Martin, Calvin Johnson, Randall Cobb and Jimmy Graham
Loss to Child Please twice
4. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy:
Power Ranking 5 - 1407.2 Total Points Scored (108.25 per game)
Key Players - Marshawn Lynch, Demaryius Thomas, and Bears D
Has struggled to find replacements for injured role players.
5. Catcha Fade:
Power Ranking 6 - 1324.8 Total Points Scored (101.91 per game)
Key Players - C.J. Spiller, Brandon Marshall
Has won 6 of his last 8 games.
6. Team birdsinthekitch:
Power Ranking 9 - 1219.3 Total Points Scored (93.79 per game)
Key Players - Drew Brees
The worst team to ever make the playoffs since the current scoring rules were instituted.
Back Pats:
Team birdsinthekitch - Thank the football gods, and TP Charliesheening for starting the Eagles D in week 10, but you got the last spot. Congrats.
C’mon Man:
Rosie Palmers - This is a collapse of historic proportions. I broke the league scoring record of 1524.5 points with 1565.9 points and I outscored my opponents by 10.38 points per game. Only once before has the #1 team in the power ranks not made the playoffs (me again in 2010) and never has a team with a positive scoring differential missed the playoffs. Another first, the team with the #1 overall fantasy player, at the time of this writing is Tom Brady, has never missed the playoffs. And lastly, 7 of my 9 core players are in the top 10 at their position, could argue 8 had Percy not gotten injured. How I ruined this season I will never know, actually that’s not true thanks Reggie Bush! Thanks to flirting with his “potential” in 2 matchups, week 5 loss to Sauce’n Ain’t Easy and week 8 loss to Chocolate Starfish, I went from the #2 spot and a bye to not being in at all... Back to the drawing board.
Bold Prediction:
I went 3-2 this week. I’m 33-27 on the season.
I predict a Championship matchup between Child Please and Red Hot Julius Peppers, we’ve been here before, with Child Please winning.
For this week:
(Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) Catcha Fade is hot and Sauce’n Ain’t Easy needs to plug some holes. Catcha Fade wins.
(Team birdsinthekitch vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers) Red Hot Julius Peppers wins no more explanation necessary.
Power Rankings:
1. Rosie Palmers
2. Child Please
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Catcha Fade
7. The Burg YUH8ME
8.Chocolate Starfish
9. Team birdsinthekitch
10. The Blackhole Black
2013 Draft Picture:
4. Rosie Palmers
3. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Chocolate Starfish
1. The Blackhole Black
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Week 12 Recap
Rosie Palmers vs. Child Please - Rosie Palmers won 151.2 to 114.8. I keep my playoff hopes alive! Got off to a hot start on Thanksgiving with all but Stevan Ridley getting the bonus on Thursday and he was only shy by 3 yards. I never looked back. Should have played this roster all year... Child Please clinched a bye and the number 1 seed with a Red Hot Julius Peppers loss.
TP CharlieSheening vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 123 to 92.3. Eli Manning played like Eli Manning, double digits from her running backs, Hakeem Nicks played like Hakeem Nicks, Cecil Shorts was a good pick up and the 49ers D played like the 49ers D... Maybe her team wasn’t so bad after all... Early injuries and bad luck killed this season for The Blackhole Black. This week The Blackhole Black has the opportunity to spoil Rosie Palmers playoff hopes! I love you Mom ;-) . TP CharlieSheening “clinched” a bye and the number 2 seed with a Sauce’n Ain’t Easy loss. (quotes because Sauce’n is unlikely to catch him in points tiebreaker)
The Burg YUH8ME vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - The Burg YUH8ME won 104 to 70.8. YUH8ME pulls out a win despite picking the wrong QB and getting negative points from one of his running backs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy had James Jones, Mike Wallace and Vernon Davis get less than 1 point... YUH8ME still has a chance at the playoffs.
Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 123.5 to 111.4. Tony Romo and Dez Bryant lead the charge in this one as the Cowboys made a decent attempt at a comeback on Thanksgiving. That and the fact that Red Hot Julius Peppers chose the wrong Matt on Thanksgiving...
Catcha Fade vs. Team birdsinthekitch - Catcha Fade won 140.9 to 101. Talk about getting hot at the right time! Catcha Fade has won 5 in a row and clinched a playoff spot on the way. Team birdsinthekitch half of your wins have come against Chocolate Starfish and The Blackhole Black. Better find a way to beat a team that has some play makers.
Playoff Scenarios:
6. Team birdsinthekitch - The playoffs start now.
7. Rosie Palmers - Win and a Team birdsinthekitch loss.
8. The Burg YUH8ME - Win and a Rosie Palmers loss.
Seeds 3-5 are all up for grabs between Red Hot Julius Peppers, Sauce’n Ain’t Easy and Catcha Fade. For what it’s worth Sauce’n Ain’t Easy is looking a little vunerable with a couple of injuries...
Back Pats:
Catcha Fade - He spent the first 8 weeks or so in the bottom 4 (a few times in the bottom 2), but he’s racked up 5 W’s in a row and can now relax for a week.
C’mon Man:
TP CharlieSheening - Sitting Julio Jones 25.7 points.
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Sitting Matt Stafford 35.3 points.
Bold Prediction:
I went 2-3 this week. I’m 30-25 on the season.
This weeks winners: (Last time picking with my heart)
(Rosie Palmers vs. The Blackhole Black) I love my Momma, but I gotta get this W. Rosie Palmers wins.
(TP CharlieSheening vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers) TP CharlieSheening Wins.
(Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish) Too many injuries, Chocolate Starfish Wins.
(Team birdsinthekitch vs. The Burg YUH8ME) The Burg YUH8ME Wins.
(Child Please vs. Catcha Fade) Child Please Wins.
Power Rankings:
1. Rosie Palmers
2. Child Please
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Catcha Fade
7. The Burg YUH8ME
8. Chocolate Starfish
9. Team birdsinthekitch
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture:
z - 1. Child Please (clinched bye)
z - 2. TP CharlieSheening (clinched bye)
z - 3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
z - 4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
z - 5. Catcha Fade
6. Team birdsinthekitch
Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
x - 9. Chocolate Starfish
x - 10. The Blackhole Black
z = in
x = out
TP CharlieSheening vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 123 to 92.3. Eli Manning played like Eli Manning, double digits from her running backs, Hakeem Nicks played like Hakeem Nicks, Cecil Shorts was a good pick up and the 49ers D played like the 49ers D... Maybe her team wasn’t so bad after all... Early injuries and bad luck killed this season for The Blackhole Black. This week The Blackhole Black has the opportunity to spoil Rosie Palmers playoff hopes! I love you Mom ;-) . TP CharlieSheening “clinched” a bye and the number 2 seed with a Sauce’n Ain’t Easy loss. (quotes because Sauce’n is unlikely to catch him in points tiebreaker)
The Burg YUH8ME vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - The Burg YUH8ME won 104 to 70.8. YUH8ME pulls out a win despite picking the wrong QB and getting negative points from one of his running backs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy had James Jones, Mike Wallace and Vernon Davis get less than 1 point... YUH8ME still has a chance at the playoffs.
Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 123.5 to 111.4. Tony Romo and Dez Bryant lead the charge in this one as the Cowboys made a decent attempt at a comeback on Thanksgiving. That and the fact that Red Hot Julius Peppers chose the wrong Matt on Thanksgiving...
Catcha Fade vs. Team birdsinthekitch - Catcha Fade won 140.9 to 101. Talk about getting hot at the right time! Catcha Fade has won 5 in a row and clinched a playoff spot on the way. Team birdsinthekitch half of your wins have come against Chocolate Starfish and The Blackhole Black. Better find a way to beat a team that has some play makers.
Playoff Scenarios:
6. Team birdsinthekitch - The playoffs start now.
7. Rosie Palmers - Win and a Team birdsinthekitch loss.
8. The Burg YUH8ME - Win and a Rosie Palmers loss.
Seeds 3-5 are all up for grabs between Red Hot Julius Peppers, Sauce’n Ain’t Easy and Catcha Fade. For what it’s worth Sauce’n Ain’t Easy is looking a little vunerable with a couple of injuries...
Back Pats:
Catcha Fade - He spent the first 8 weeks or so in the bottom 4 (a few times in the bottom 2), but he’s racked up 5 W’s in a row and can now relax for a week.
C’mon Man:
TP CharlieSheening - Sitting Julio Jones 25.7 points.
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Sitting Matt Stafford 35.3 points.
Bold Prediction:
I went 2-3 this week. I’m 30-25 on the season.
This weeks winners: (Last time picking with my heart)
(Rosie Palmers vs. The Blackhole Black) I love my Momma, but I gotta get this W. Rosie Palmers wins.
(TP CharlieSheening vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers) TP CharlieSheening Wins.
(Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish) Too many injuries, Chocolate Starfish Wins.
(Team birdsinthekitch vs. The Burg YUH8ME) The Burg YUH8ME Wins.
(Child Please vs. Catcha Fade) Child Please Wins.
Power Rankings:
1. Rosie Palmers
2. Child Please
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Catcha Fade
7. The Burg YUH8ME
8. Chocolate Starfish
9. Team birdsinthekitch
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture:
z - 1. Child Please (clinched bye)
z - 2. TP CharlieSheening (clinched bye)
z - 3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
z - 4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
z - 5. Catcha Fade
6. Team birdsinthekitch
Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
x - 9. Chocolate Starfish
x - 10. The Blackhole Black
z = in
x = out
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Week 11 Recap
Team birdsinthekitch vs. Rosie Palmers - Rosie Palmers won 146 to 73.4. birdsinthekitch only had 2 guys show up this week. This week I went back to my bread and butter roster and I put up big numbers. In fact had I played this exact roster, excluding defense as I have switched a few time, I would have lost 5 games instead of 7 and I would be secure in the playoffs. The sexy girl is not always the keeper, I flirted with Reggie Bush 2 too many times... My playoff chances are still hanging by a thread though.
Chocolate Starfish vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 122.7 to 101.3. Gronk had a huge day, but at a huge cost. Let’s see how TP CharlieSheening fares without a major contributor most likely for the remainder of our fantasy season.
Child Please vs. The Burg YUH8ME - The Burg YUH8ME won 96.8 to 90.5. Both teams only 2 guys show up this week, but RG3 scored enough for 2 (40.4). With that win The Burg YUH8ME is clinging to a slim chance at the playoffs.
Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 106.3 to 65.7. This one really was not even fair to start with. The Blackhole Black had 3 key contributors on bye this week. And with this loss she is officially eliminated from playoff contention. Depending on the results this week, however, she could play a significant spoiler role in week 13.
Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - Catcha Fade won 100.5 to 66.9. This one was also unfair to begin with. Both of Sauce’n Ain’t Easy’s QBs were out with injuries and his best RB was on bye this week. With the win Catcha Fade has put himself into a matchup with Team birdsinthekitch this week with the winner clinching the playoffs.
Playoff Scenarios:
5. Catcha Fade - Win and you’re in. Lose and you need to beat Child Please next week. Lose both and you will need Rosie Palmers and The Burg YUH8ME to lose 1 of their next 2, or outscore The Burg YUH8ME by 26.3 points over the next 2 weeks assuming he wins his next 2 matchups. (You are unlikely to catch Rosie Palmers if it comes to a total points tiebreaker)
6. Team birdsinthekitch - Win and you’re in. Lose and you need to beat The Burg YUH8ME next week. Lose both and you will need Rosie Palmers and The Burg YUH8ME to lose 1 of their next 2. (You play YUH8ME in the final week of the season) (You are unlikely to catch either Rosie Palmers or YUH8ME if it comes to a total points tiebreaker)
7. Rosie Palmers - I need to win both of my remaining matchups and have Catcha Fade or Team birdsinthekitch to lose both of their next matchups. (They play each other this week so that takes care of one of those losses) (I also lead the league in points scored and barring my team absolutely not showing up none of the remaining 4 can catch me if it comes down to a total points tiebreaker)
8. The Burg YUH8ME - (The Longest Shot) There is a chance. There are 2 scenarios here.
1st - If Catcha Fade beats Team birdsinthekitch: You need to win this week and beat Team birdsinthekitch next week and have Rosie Palmers lose 1 of his next 2.
2nd - If Team birdsinthekitch beats Catcha Fade: You need to win your next 2 matchups and have Catcha Fade lose to Child Please next week and have Rosie Palmers lose 1 of his next 2. All while hoping Catcha Fade doesn’t outscore you by 26.3 points over the next 2 weeks.
If the 1st of The Burg YUH8ME’s scenarios plays out then the playoffs will virtually start for both The Burg YUH8ME and Team birdsinthekitch next week!!!
THIS IS BOLD AND IN ALL CAPS FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW OR THOSE OF YOU THAT FORGOT. THE FIRST TIEBREAKER IS TOTAL POINTS SCORED. MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE NO POINTS ON YOUR BENCH THESE NEXT 2 WEEKS AS THEY MAY BE CRUCIAL TO YOUR POSITION IN THE PLAYOFFS. Following that is Head to Head, Intra Division Record, and then total points against.
The above is mainly for Team birdsinthekitch. Your spot is not safe. In fact your spot is the EASIEST to take.
Back Pats:
Catcha Fade - As I may be headed for an epic slump, Catcha Fade is headed for an epic comeback. He started the first 4 weeks in the bottom 4, but now rolling on a 4 game winning streak.
Rosie Palmers/The Burg YUH8ME - Snapping long losing streaks.
C’mon Man:
The Blackhole Black and Chocolate Starfish - Our 2 finalists last season are our first 2 to be eliminated this season. Not only that, but both have been outscored by nearly 300 points over the course of the year.
Bold Prediction:
I went 2-3 this week. I’m 28-22 on the season.
This weeks winners: (Again picking with my heart)
(Rosie Palmers vs. Child Please) Rosie Palmers, obvious reasons.
(TP CharlieSheening vs. The Blackhole Black) TP CharlieSheening.
(The Burg YUH8ME vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) The Burg YUH8ME. A win will keep his hopes alive thus keeping him interested in beating Team birdsinthekitch next week.
(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish) Red Hot Julius Peppers. I need him to put some pressure on Child Please for that bye in the playoffs so that Child Please has an interest in beating Catcha Fade Next week.
(Catcha Fade vs. Team birdsinthekitch) Team birdsinthekitch. Based on next weeks oponents. Catcha Fade plays Child Please and Team birdsinthekitch plays The Burg YUH8ME. I’ll take my playoff chances with Child Please beating Catcha Fade.
Power Rankings:
1. Rosie Palmers
2. Child Please
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. The Burg YUH8ME
7. Catcha Fade
8. Team birdsinthekitch
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture:
z - 1. Child Please (bye)
z - 2. TP CharlieSheening (bye)
z - 3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
z - 4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
(One of the following 2 will be in as of next week because they play each other this week)
5. Catcha Fade
6. Team birdsinthekitch
Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
x - 9. Chocolate Starfish
x - 10. The Blackhole Black
z = in
x = out
Chocolate Starfish vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 122.7 to 101.3. Gronk had a huge day, but at a huge cost. Let’s see how TP CharlieSheening fares without a major contributor most likely for the remainder of our fantasy season.
Child Please vs. The Burg YUH8ME - The Burg YUH8ME won 96.8 to 90.5. Both teams only 2 guys show up this week, but RG3 scored enough for 2 (40.4). With that win The Burg YUH8ME is clinging to a slim chance at the playoffs.
Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 106.3 to 65.7. This one really was not even fair to start with. The Blackhole Black had 3 key contributors on bye this week. And with this loss she is officially eliminated from playoff contention. Depending on the results this week, however, she could play a significant spoiler role in week 13.
Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - Catcha Fade won 100.5 to 66.9. This one was also unfair to begin with. Both of Sauce’n Ain’t Easy’s QBs were out with injuries and his best RB was on bye this week. With the win Catcha Fade has put himself into a matchup with Team birdsinthekitch this week with the winner clinching the playoffs.
Playoff Scenarios:
5. Catcha Fade - Win and you’re in. Lose and you need to beat Child Please next week. Lose both and you will need Rosie Palmers and The Burg YUH8ME to lose 1 of their next 2, or outscore The Burg YUH8ME by 26.3 points over the next 2 weeks assuming he wins his next 2 matchups. (You are unlikely to catch Rosie Palmers if it comes to a total points tiebreaker)
6. Team birdsinthekitch - Win and you’re in. Lose and you need to beat The Burg YUH8ME next week. Lose both and you will need Rosie Palmers and The Burg YUH8ME to lose 1 of their next 2. (You play YUH8ME in the final week of the season) (You are unlikely to catch either Rosie Palmers or YUH8ME if it comes to a total points tiebreaker)
7. Rosie Palmers - I need to win both of my remaining matchups and have Catcha Fade or Team birdsinthekitch to lose both of their next matchups. (They play each other this week so that takes care of one of those losses) (I also lead the league in points scored and barring my team absolutely not showing up none of the remaining 4 can catch me if it comes down to a total points tiebreaker)
8. The Burg YUH8ME - (The Longest Shot) There is a chance. There are 2 scenarios here.
1st - If Catcha Fade beats Team birdsinthekitch: You need to win this week and beat Team birdsinthekitch next week and have Rosie Palmers lose 1 of his next 2.
2nd - If Team birdsinthekitch beats Catcha Fade: You need to win your next 2 matchups and have Catcha Fade lose to Child Please next week and have Rosie Palmers lose 1 of his next 2. All while hoping Catcha Fade doesn’t outscore you by 26.3 points over the next 2 weeks.
If the 1st of The Burg YUH8ME’s scenarios plays out then the playoffs will virtually start for both The Burg YUH8ME and Team birdsinthekitch next week!!!
THIS IS BOLD AND IN ALL CAPS FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW OR THOSE OF YOU THAT FORGOT. THE FIRST TIEBREAKER IS TOTAL POINTS SCORED. MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE NO POINTS ON YOUR BENCH THESE NEXT 2 WEEKS AS THEY MAY BE CRUCIAL TO YOUR POSITION IN THE PLAYOFFS. Following that is Head to Head, Intra Division Record, and then total points against.
The above is mainly for Team birdsinthekitch. Your spot is not safe. In fact your spot is the EASIEST to take.
Back Pats:
Catcha Fade - As I may be headed for an epic slump, Catcha Fade is headed for an epic comeback. He started the first 4 weeks in the bottom 4, but now rolling on a 4 game winning streak.
Rosie Palmers/The Burg YUH8ME - Snapping long losing streaks.
C’mon Man:
The Blackhole Black and Chocolate Starfish - Our 2 finalists last season are our first 2 to be eliminated this season. Not only that, but both have been outscored by nearly 300 points over the course of the year.
Bold Prediction:
I went 2-3 this week. I’m 28-22 on the season.
This weeks winners: (Again picking with my heart)
(Rosie Palmers vs. Child Please) Rosie Palmers, obvious reasons.
(TP CharlieSheening vs. The Blackhole Black) TP CharlieSheening.
(The Burg YUH8ME vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) The Burg YUH8ME. A win will keep his hopes alive thus keeping him interested in beating Team birdsinthekitch next week.
(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish) Red Hot Julius Peppers. I need him to put some pressure on Child Please for that bye in the playoffs so that Child Please has an interest in beating Catcha Fade Next week.
(Catcha Fade vs. Team birdsinthekitch) Team birdsinthekitch. Based on next weeks oponents. Catcha Fade plays Child Please and Team birdsinthekitch plays The Burg YUH8ME. I’ll take my playoff chances with Child Please beating Catcha Fade.
Power Rankings:
1. Rosie Palmers
2. Child Please
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. The Burg YUH8ME
7. Catcha Fade
8. Team birdsinthekitch
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture:
z - 1. Child Please (bye)
z - 2. TP CharlieSheening (bye)
z - 3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
z - 4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
(One of the following 2 will be in as of next week because they play each other this week)
5. Catcha Fade
6. Team birdsinthekitch
Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
x - 9. Chocolate Starfish
x - 10. The Blackhole Black
z = in
x = out
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Week 10 Recap
Rosie Palmers vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - Sauce’n Ain’t Easy won 117.7 to 110.9. I can’t seem to catch a break. Stevan Ridley goes over 100 yards and then gets a 2 yards loss on his last touch of the game... That mixed with the fact that I tried to get cute and start the Cowboys D over the Broncos lost me this game. Oh, and Reggie Bush got 0.9 points. The end is in sight for me. Meanwhile Sauce’n Ain’t Easy moves up to the #2 spot and clinches a playoff spot with the win.
Chocolate Starfish vs. Child Please - Child Please won 124.3 to 77.4. Starfish left a lot of points on the bench, but in the end it wouldn’t have mattered.
TP CharlieSheening vs. Team birdsinthekitch - Team birdsinthekitch won 67.4 to 66.1. Why on earth would someone play the Eagles Defense? They got -4 points and that’s why TP CharlieSheening lost.
Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 152.5 to 106.1. Just about every player on Red Hot Julius Peppers’ team came to play on Sunday. And on a positive note, The Burg YUH8ME finally cracked 100 for the first time in 5 weeks.
The Blackhole Black vs. Catcha Fade - Catcha Fade won 111.1 to 62.6. The Blackhole Black loses another game because of poor managing. Not sure if you didn’t play Joe Flacco because he was playing the Raiders but he and Tony Gonzalez had better matchups this week and were even projected higher by ESPN than Eli Manning and Heath Miller. 69.9 points wasted.
Back Pats:
Catcha Fade - On a 3 game winning streak in pursuit of that last playoff spot, albeit against the 3 worst teams in the league, still a winning streak.
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson finally had monster games together.
C’mon Man:
Rosie Palmers - Now on a 6 game losing streak...
TP CharlieSheening - The Eagles D? Really?
The Blackhole Black - Finding ways to lose games.
Bold Prediction:
I went 4-1 this week. I’m 26-19 on the season.
This weeks winners:
This week, based on my current status in the league, I’m picking with my heart LOL.
(Team birdsinthekitch vs. Rosie Palmers) Rosie Palmers
(Chocolate Starfish vs. TP CharlieSheening) TP CharlieSheening
(Child Please vs. The Burg YUH8ME) Child Please
(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black) The Blackhole Black
(Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) Sauce’n Ain’t Easy
Power Rankings:
1. Child Please
2. Rosie Palmers
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. TP CharlieSheening
6. The Burg YUH8ME
7. Catcha Fade
8. Team birdsinthekitch
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture:
1. Child Please (bye) - in
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (bye) -in
3. TP CharlieSheening - in
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers
5. Team birdsinthekitch
6. Catcha Fade
Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Chocolate Starfish vs. Child Please - Child Please won 124.3 to 77.4. Starfish left a lot of points on the bench, but in the end it wouldn’t have mattered.
TP CharlieSheening vs. Team birdsinthekitch - Team birdsinthekitch won 67.4 to 66.1. Why on earth would someone play the Eagles Defense? They got -4 points and that’s why TP CharlieSheening lost.
Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 152.5 to 106.1. Just about every player on Red Hot Julius Peppers’ team came to play on Sunday. And on a positive note, The Burg YUH8ME finally cracked 100 for the first time in 5 weeks.
The Blackhole Black vs. Catcha Fade - Catcha Fade won 111.1 to 62.6. The Blackhole Black loses another game because of poor managing. Not sure if you didn’t play Joe Flacco because he was playing the Raiders but he and Tony Gonzalez had better matchups this week and were even projected higher by ESPN than Eli Manning and Heath Miller. 69.9 points wasted.
Back Pats:
Catcha Fade - On a 3 game winning streak in pursuit of that last playoff spot, albeit against the 3 worst teams in the league, still a winning streak.
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson finally had monster games together.
C’mon Man:
Rosie Palmers - Now on a 6 game losing streak...
TP CharlieSheening - The Eagles D? Really?
The Blackhole Black - Finding ways to lose games.
Bold Prediction:
I went 4-1 this week. I’m 26-19 on the season.
This weeks winners:
This week, based on my current status in the league, I’m picking with my heart LOL.
(Team birdsinthekitch vs. Rosie Palmers) Rosie Palmers
(Chocolate Starfish vs. TP CharlieSheening) TP CharlieSheening
(Child Please vs. The Burg YUH8ME) Child Please
(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black) The Blackhole Black
(Catcha Fade vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) Sauce’n Ain’t Easy
Power Rankings:
1. Child Please
2. Rosie Palmers
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. TP CharlieSheening
6. The Burg YUH8ME
7. Catcha Fade
8. Team birdsinthekitch
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture:
1. Child Please (bye) - in
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (bye) -in
3. TP CharlieSheening - in
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers
5. Team birdsinthekitch
6. Catcha Fade
Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Week 9 Recap
Rosie Palmers vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 142.2 to 136.2. On a week where Doug Martin scored 56.2 points you’d think this was a blowout, but up until late in the 3rd quarter of the Monday night game I thought i still had a chance. Playoffs are looking slim as I’m on a 5 game losing streak...
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Team birdsinthekitch - Sauce’n Ain’t Easy won 135.5 to 101.2. The Bears D has had only 1 game below 10 points and 4 games over 20 points. That is a huge key in a few of Sauce’n victories. With the win Sauce’n Ain’t Easy clinched a playoff spot.
The Blackhole Black vs. Child Please - Child Please won 147.5 to 83.3. The Blackhole Black finally got 2 big RB performances, but no one else showed up. With the win Child Please clinched a playoff spot, he would have with a loss as well, and The Blackhole Black is 1 loss or a Catcha Fade win from elimination (coincidentally they play each other this week).
The Burg YUH8ME vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 132.3 to 90.3. At least YUH8ME scored some points this week. With the win TP CharlieSheening cliched a playoff spot, he also would have clinched with a loss.
Catcha Fade vs. Chocolate Starfish - Catcha Fade won 132.5 to 94.3. With all the byes for Starfish this was pretty predictable, but the bears went nuts in all aspects on Sunday. Otherwise, this was a lot closer. And for the first time since week 2 Catcha Fade finds his way out of the losers list.
#BOOM
Back Pats:
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Doug Martin kills my dreams similar to the way Vick did a couple years ago.
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - The Bears D is an offensive weapon in fantasy football this year.
Catcha Fade - Having 2 Bears (Matt Forte and Brandon Marshall) on a day when they put up 50+ is a good thing.
C’mon Man:
Rosie Palmers - I’m on a 5 game losing streak...
Bold Prediction:
I went 4-1 this week. I’m 22-18 on the season.
This weeks winners:
(Rosie Palmers vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) Let’s try to shake this jinx. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy wins.
(Chocolate Starfish vs. Child Please) Dallas playing Philly could make this close but I’m picking Child Please.
(TP CharlieSheening vs. Team birdsinthekitch) The Steelers are playing the Chiefs but the Falcons are playing the Saints. TP CharlieSheening wins.
(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Burg YUH8ME) YUH8ME is still holding onto injured players on his bench while continuing to struggle to score points. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.
(The Blackhole Black vs. Catcha Fade) Boy do I wish The Blackhole Black could pull this one out... Catcha Fade wins.
#BOOM
Power Rankings:
1. Child Please
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. Rosie Palmers
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. The Burg YUH8ME
7. Team birdsinthekitch
8. Catcha Fade
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture:
1. Child Please (bye)
2. TP CharlieSheening (bye)
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers
5. Team birdsinthekitch
6. Catcha Fade
Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Team birdsinthekitch - Sauce’n Ain’t Easy won 135.5 to 101.2. The Bears D has had only 1 game below 10 points and 4 games over 20 points. That is a huge key in a few of Sauce’n victories. With the win Sauce’n Ain’t Easy clinched a playoff spot.
The Blackhole Black vs. Child Please - Child Please won 147.5 to 83.3. The Blackhole Black finally got 2 big RB performances, but no one else showed up. With the win Child Please clinched a playoff spot, he would have with a loss as well, and The Blackhole Black is 1 loss or a Catcha Fade win from elimination (coincidentally they play each other this week).
The Burg YUH8ME vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 132.3 to 90.3. At least YUH8ME scored some points this week. With the win TP CharlieSheening cliched a playoff spot, he also would have clinched with a loss.
Catcha Fade vs. Chocolate Starfish - Catcha Fade won 132.5 to 94.3. With all the byes for Starfish this was pretty predictable, but the bears went nuts in all aspects on Sunday. Otherwise, this was a lot closer. And for the first time since week 2 Catcha Fade finds his way out of the losers list.
#BOOM
Back Pats:
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Doug Martin kills my dreams similar to the way Vick did a couple years ago.
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy - The Bears D is an offensive weapon in fantasy football this year.
Catcha Fade - Having 2 Bears (Matt Forte and Brandon Marshall) on a day when they put up 50+ is a good thing.
C’mon Man:
Rosie Palmers - I’m on a 5 game losing streak...
Bold Prediction:
I went 4-1 this week. I’m 22-18 on the season.
This weeks winners:
(Rosie Palmers vs. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy) Let’s try to shake this jinx. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy wins.
(Chocolate Starfish vs. Child Please) Dallas playing Philly could make this close but I’m picking Child Please.
(TP CharlieSheening vs. Team birdsinthekitch) The Steelers are playing the Chiefs but the Falcons are playing the Saints. TP CharlieSheening wins.
(Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Burg YUH8ME) YUH8ME is still holding onto injured players on his bench while continuing to struggle to score points. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.
(The Blackhole Black vs. Catcha Fade) Boy do I wish The Blackhole Black could pull this one out... Catcha Fade wins.
#BOOM
Power Rankings:
1. Child Please
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. Rosie Palmers
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. The Burg YUH8ME
7. Team birdsinthekitch
8. Catcha Fade
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture:
1. Child Please (bye)
2. TP CharlieSheening (bye)
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers
5. Team birdsinthekitch
6. Catcha Fade
Losers:
7. Rosie Palmers
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black
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