Week 12 Recap

It all comes down to the last week...

Gonna do this a little different this week.

The Blackhole Black clinched the division in a Monday night thriller winning her matchup by 1 point. She can finish no worse than #2.

TP CharlieSheening knocked off Chocolate Starfish opening the door for the division and the #1 seed to himself, Chocolate Starfish, and The trap birdsinthekitch. (The Blackhole Black is also in play for the #1 seed)

Sauce'n Ain't Easy sealed his playoff spot up this week with a win over The Burg YUH8ME.

No Pryors and Child Please both lost leaving a 3 way race for the last playoff spot.

Coples Therapy lossed and joins The Burg YUH8ME in the losers cirlce.

Back Pats:
The Blackhole Black - Clinched the division and has a chance to take the #1 seed.

C'Mon Man:
No Pryors - Made a late week adjustment to go with Eli Manning over Phillip Rivers and now once again it comes down to the last week of the season with me on the outside begging to get in...

Bold Predictions:
I went 2-3 this week which makes me 31-24 on the year. (4-5 on UPSET SPECIALS)

No Pryors vs. TP CharlieSheening - I'm praying. No Pryors wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Chocolate Starfish - The #1 seed is potentially at stake. Peyton Manning at Kansas City. The Blackhole Black wins.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The #1 seed is also at stake in this matchup. The trap birdsinthekitch wins.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Coples Therapy - These 2 will be playing each other a bunch in the next 3 weeks. Lol. Coples Therapy wins this one.

Child Please vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Head tells me Child Please wins. Heart hopes Red Hot Julius Peppers wins. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Potential Playoff teams remaining schedules:
No Pryors - TP CharlieSheening
Child Please - Red Hot Julius Peppers
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Child Please

Playoff Scenarios (in play this week):
No Pryors - Win and outscore the winner of Child Please (14.4) vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers (-42.2).

Child Please - Win and outscore No Pryors (-14.4).

Red Hot Julius Peppers - Win and outscore No Pryors (42.2).

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. Child Please
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Coples Therapy
7. No Pryors
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. TP CharlieSheening (8-4) **
2. The Blackhole Black (8-4) (Bye) **d
3. Chocolate Starfish (8-4) **
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (8-4) **
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (7-5) **
6. Child Please (5-7)

Losers:
7. No Pryors (5-7)
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers (5-7)
9. Coples Therapy (4-8) --
10. The Burg YUH8ME (2-10) --

** = Clinched Playoff Spot
-- = Eliminated From Playoffs
d = Clinched Division

Week 11 Recap

The #1 seed is within reach... Here we go:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. No Pryors - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 132.5 to 89.5. I left a few points on the bench, but it wouldn't have mattered. Antonio Brown, 31.6 points, was an absolute stud this week. Sauce'n Ain't Easy is now in the drivers seat of the 5th seed.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 101 to 93. Megatron and Carson Palmer were studs this week, combining for 68 points, the rest of his guys were just average at best but it was enough to get the win. The Burg YUH8ME is officially eliminated from playoff contention. Red Hot Julius Peppers still has an outside chance.

Coples Therapy vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 133.8 to 89.3. The Blackhole Black had strong performances all around while Coples Therapy got 44 from Big Ben and the only other player to get double digits was his kicker. Coples Therapy is now hanging on by a thread to a playoff opportunity.

Child Please vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 70.1 to 96.3. TP CharlieSheening got solid performances from Chris Johnson and the Bills defense, but the difference here was the amount of points Child Please left on his bench (Bobby Rainey 39.7).

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch won 113.8 to 111.4. The trap birdsinthekitch has now beat the powerhouse that is Chocolate Starfish twice this season. This one got relatively close at the end with Greg Olsen pulling a couple late catches but he came up a little bit short.

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Antonio Brown was a stud this week.

The Blackhole Black - Finally putting the right team in.

The trap birdsinthekitch - Beating Chocolate Starfish twice this year. With only 3 losses on his record and 2 coming from The trap thats a big accomplishment.

C'Mon Man:
Child Please - Bobby Rainey's wasted points this week would have given you the win.

Bold Predictions:
The Burg YUH8ME - 2-3 on predictions (1-1 on upset specials)
I went 1-4 this week which makes me 29-21 on the year. (3-4 on UPSET SPECIALS)

No Pryors vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - I have to win. No Pryors wins.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Chocolate Starfish - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** TP CharlieSheening wins and takes over the #1 spot.

Coples Therapy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - One of these brothers will be eliminated this week. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** The Burg YUH8ME starts to play spoiler and wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Please - This is the most intriguing matchup of the week. Child Please needs 2 wins and 2 losses by The Blackhole Black to win the division. I say it gets interesting. Child Please wins.

Potential Playoff teams remaining schedules:
The Blackhole Black - Child Please, Chocolate Starfish
TP CharlieSheening - Chocolate Starfish, No Pryors
The trap birdsinthekitch - No Pryors, Sauce'n Ain't Easy
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The Burg YUH8ME, The trap birdsinthekitch
No Pryors - The trap birdsinthekitch, TP CharlieSheening
Child Please - The Blackhole Black, Red Hot Julius Peppers
Coples Therapy - Red Hot Julius Peppers, The Burg YUH8ME
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Coples Therapy, Child Please

Playoff Scenarios (in play this week):
The Blackhole Black - Win, or a loss by No Pryors

TP CharlieSheening - Win, or loss by No Pryors and Child Please

The trap birdsinthekitch - Win, or loss by No Pryors and Child Please

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Win and losses by No Pryors and Child Please

Chocolate Starfish, The Blackhole Black, TP CharlieSheening and The trap birdsinthekitch are all in play for the #1 seed.

Extended Playoff Scenarios:
No Pryors - 2 wins while outscoring Child Please (or The Blackhole Black), or 2 wins and a Child Please loss (or 2 Blackhole Black losses), or 1 win and 1 Child Please loss while outscoring Child Please, or 2 losses with 2 Child Please losses and 1 loss out of the next 2 by Coples Therapy and Red Hot Julius Peppers while outscoring all 3. 

Child Please - 2 wins and 2 losses by The Blackhole Black and he wins the division, or 2 wins while outscoring No Pryors, or 2 wins and 1 loss by No Pryors, or 1 win and 1 loss by No Pryors while outscoring No Pryors, or 2 losses with 2 No Pryors losses and 1 loss out of the next 2 by Coples Therapy and Red Hot Julius Peppers while outscoring all 3.

Coples Therapy - 2 wins and 1 loss by both No Pryors and Child please while outscoring both, or 1 win and 2 losses by both No Pryors and Child Please while outscoring both and outscoring Red Hot Julius Peppers.

Red Hot Julius Peppers - 2 wins and 1 loss by both No Pryors and Child Please while outscoring both, or 1 win and 2 losses by both No Pryors and Child Please while outscoring both and outscoring Coples Therapy.

***REMEMBER ONLY DIVISION WINNERS ARE GUARANTEED PLAYOFF SPOTS***

Power Rankings:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. No Pryors
6. Coples Therapy
7. Child Please
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (8-3) **
2. The Blackhole Black (7-4) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (7-4)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (7-4)
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (6-5)
6. No Pryors (5-6)

Losers:
7. Child Please (5-6)
8. Coples Therapy (4-7)
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers (4-7)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (2-9) --

** = Clinched Playoff Spot
-- = Eliminated From Playoffs

Week 10 Recap

The injury bug strikes again...

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. No Pryors - No Pryors won 104.72 to 54.16. Red Hot Julius Peppers lost Jake Locker and Mike James early in each of their games make this a non competitive matchup.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. TP CharlieSheening - The trap birdsinthekitch won 101.78 to 80.44. The trap birdsinthekitch escapes and embarrassing C'Mon Man appearance sitting Tavon Austin who scored 44.1 points thanks to TP CharlieSheening sitting Andre Brown who scored 22.9 points. Next time you'll listen.

Child Please vs. Coples Therapy - Child Please won 146.22 to 120.76. Both of these guys had big days from their WRs, however, Coples Therapy needs a lot of help at the RB position.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 118.84 to 100.9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy pulled off the upset surviving a 40 point performance from Peyton Manning. Finally he got a pretty well rounded performance from his key guys.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. The Blackhole Black - The Burg YUH8ME won 123.62 to 106.04. The Burg YUH8ME must have spent a cold lonely night on the couch after beating his wife to keep his slim playoff hopes alive.  

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - pulled off the upset against the power that is Chocolate Starfish.

The Burg YUH8ME - staying competive and potentially ruining playoff seeding and spots.

C'Mon Man:
TP CharlieSheening - ask my advice, I said start Andre Brown, didn't listen... lost.

Bold Predictions:
The Burg YUH8ME - 2-3 on predictions (1-1 on upset specials)
I'm 28-17 on the year. (3-4 on UPSET SPECIALS)

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. No Pryors - No Pryors has the matchup advantage at all but 2 positions. No Pryors bursts Sauce'n Ain't Easy's 1 week bubble.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Child Please - This one is gonna be a good one. Child Please will squeak out a win.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Burg YUH8ME - This won could be the stinker of the week. Red Hot Julius Peppers trying to fill holes and The Burg YUH8ME has bad matchups while trying to stay afloat. I think The Burg YUH8ME pulls out the W.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch better pray the Chiefs D is as good as advertised. I don't think so... Chocolate Starfish wins.

Coples Therapy vs. The Blackhole Black - Coples Therapy has to find some contributions from the RB position. The Blackhole Black wins.

It's that time of year again. Playoffs are just around the corner and we have 6 teams all in the hunt for 4 spots as well as a close division race in the Pimps division. 

Potential Playoff teams remaining schedules:
The Blackhole Black - Coples Therapy, Child Please, Chocolate Starfish
TP CharlieSheening - Child Please, Chocolate Starfish, No Pryors
The trap birdsinthekitch - Chocolate Starfish, No Pryors, Sauce'n Ain't Easy
Child Please - TP CharlieSheening, The Blackhole Black, Red Hot Julius Peppers
No Pryors - Sauce'n Ain't Easy, The trap birdsinthekitch, TP CharlieSheening
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - No Pryors, The Burg YUH8ME, The trap birdsinthekitch
Coples Therapy - The Blackhole Black, Red Hot Julius Peppers, The Burg YUH8ME

Coples Therapy has the easiest road with games against Red Hot Julius Peppers and The Burg YUH8ME remaining.

If Red Hot Julius Peppers wins this week he'll also be in play next week. The Burg YUH8ME needs a miracle.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Child Please
4. The trap birdsinthekitch
5. No Pryors
6. Coples Therapy
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. The Blackhole Black
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (8-2) **
2. The Blackhole Black (6-4) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (6-4)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (6-4)
5. Child Please (5-5)
6. No Pryors (5-5)

Losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (5-5)
8. Coples Therapy (4-6)
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-7)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (2-8)

** = Clinched Playoff Spot

Week 9 Recap

Well, another week has come and gone and for this week’s Recap, we have the Manager of The Burg YUH8ME as guest writer.  Maybe, he can write better than he can manage a fantasy football team!

The most exciting game this week was between Sauce’n Ain’t Easy and TP CharlieSheening.  This one looked like a serious blowout TP taking a huge lead over the Sauce’n crew until A. Johnson put up an incredible 45.9 points with 42 coming in the first half alone.  Of course, TP had the fabulous A. Rogers at QB to play in the Monday Night game so he wasn’t worried too much about Sauce’n and his TE catching up, until the injury bug knocked A. Rogers out of the game in the first quarter.  But, as fate would have it, the lead was too much to overcome and TP came out on top.  Of course, with A. Rogers availability the next few weeks in doubt, TP may have a hard time recreating the point totals he’s enjoyed so far.

With Peyton Manning on a bye week Chocolate Starfish was suppose to be vulnerable but leave it to No Pryors stars to have a down day on Sunday.  V. Jackson, DMC and Jordan Cameron combining for a lowly 3 total fantasy points.  Ya gots to do better than that No Pryors or you’ll find yourself on the playoff couch with me!  Lol

Coples Therapy, The Blackhole Black and Child Please all wrapped up their games early with great scoring and a lot of Luck!  I have to mention Blackhole Black’s selfish hoarding of points this week as she was still trying to get more points from her RB on Monday Night.  I’ve never seen such a display of poor sportsmanship in my life!  With The Burg YU8ME in serious need of points, the Blackhole Black continued to fight for more and more even with her win in the bag, It was an awful, awful display.  The Trap Birdsinthekitch and The Burg both stunk up the score board with The Burg earning the low score of the week dishonors.  It’s time for The Burg to concede defeat this year and take his sorry !%# team with him, NOT.  I pledge not to finish in last place this year which means all you Managers with only 3 and 4 wins are in jeopardy!  
 
Back Pat’s:
Cople’s Therapy, The Blackhole Black and TP CharlieSheeing for scoring above 140 points this week.  Their teams lit it up and if T. Brady for The Blackhole Black started, she would been the top scorer this year.  But she always listens to the wrong Manager!  Lol

C.Mon Man:
No Pryors gets the biggest C.Mon Man.  You had an opportunity to upset the top seeded team and your managerial skills with starts and sits leave a lot to be desired.  You could have won the game with the right players, so, NO EXCUSE!

The Burg YUH8ME is going to stay in the C’Mon Man because you only have 1 win on the season!  C’Mon Man!
Red Hot Julius Peppers; you are a diehard Denver fan and you actually picked the Raiders for your defense which scored “-8”?  C’Mon Man

Bold Predictions :
(I went 1-4 this week. That makes me 28-17 on the year. (3-4 on UPSET SPECIALS).)

The Burg YUH8ME will win out the rest of the season and bypass two others to be named later! 

The Burg YUH8ME upsets—Upset Special--The Blackhole Black this week by 10 points and starts a household family feud that will last until next season.

The Trap Birdsinthekitch wins big over TP CharlieSheening.  Sorry Son, without A. Rogers your team is severely weakened coupled with the fact that neither CJ nor D. Jack will have a spectacular day leaves you with a loss.

Chocolate Starfish crushes Sauce’n Ain’t Easy, sorry Mike, with Peyton Manning and Frank Gore back in the fold, Chocolate Starfish is going to be hotter than your Sauce.  No hope for you this week.

Red Hot Julius Peppers takes out No Pryors.  Even though Red Hot has a 4 game losing streak, his matchups are better this week and No Pryors will miss Jamaal Charles and Jordan Cameron, A LOT!  Lol.

Coples Therapy –Upset Special--will win a close one against Child Please this week.  A Luck will get throttled by the vicious St. Louis Rams defense and WR J. Jones won’t score.  Other than A.P. and D. Thomas, Child Please will be saying please before this one is over!  LMAO! (Should be noted that Coples Therapy is ahead of Child Please in both the Power Rankings and the Playoff Standings)

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. No Pryors
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. Coples Therapy
7. Child Please
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
9. The Blackhole Black
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (8-1) **
2. The Blackhole Black (6-3) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (6-3)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (5-4)
5. No Pryors (4-5)
6. Coples Therapy (4-5)

Losers:
7. Child Please (4-5)
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (4-5)
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-6)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-8) - As crazy as this sounds he's not mathematically eliminated yet...

** = Clinched Playoff Spot

Week 8 Recap

Just call it the playoff division... Here we go:

No Pryors vs. Child Please - No Pryors won 111.1 to 98.9. Nothing too interesting in this matchup. Child Please played his best lineup. It just wasn't enough.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Coples Therapy - Chocolate Starfish won 139.6 to 100.8. Despite the quick start with Cam Newton on Thursday night Coples therapy failed to follow through on my upset pick. He got a total of 3 points from 2 RB spots. Not gonna cut it. Chocolate Starfish can clinch a playoff spot this week with a win (hopefully not) or losses by Coples Therapy, Child Please, and Red Hot Julius Peppers.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - The trap birdsinthekitch won 126.8 to 99.2. The trap birdsinthekitch put a lot of stock in that Dallas vs. Detroit game and it paid off. He got more than half of his points from 3 players in that game.

TP CharlieSheening vs. The Burg YUH8ME - TP CharlieSheening won 96.8 to 69.6. For the second straight week The Burg YUH8ME has started a QB that got negative points. Talk about bad luck.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Black - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 69.2 to 52.2. Yes both of these teams fielded full rosters... Only thing to note about this matchup is The Burg YUH8ME would have beat both of you this week....

Back Pats:
The entire playas division - As it stands right now every team is in the playoffs.

C'Mon Man:
The Burg YUH8ME - Its not often that you can say swapping 1 position would have won the matchup on a week when you score less than 70, but Andy Dalton's 46 would have given you the victory.

Special C'Mon Man to the entire pimps division - As of right now all but The Blackhole Black are on the outside looking in and even she is dead last in the power rankings...

Bold Predictions:
I went 2-3 this week. That makes me 27-13 on the year. (3-1 on UPSET SPECIALS).

Chocolate Starfish vs. No Pryors - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** I haven't picked myself that much this season, but with Peyton Manning finally on bye I think this is the week Chocolate Starfish finally takes another loss after a 6 game winning streak. No Pryors wins.

Coples Therapy vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - If Coples Therapy can find some healthy players to start at the RB position he has a chance, but for now The trap birdsinthekitch wins. 

The Blackhole Black vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers' 4 best players are on bye this week. The Blackhole Black hangs on for the win.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. TP CharlieSheening - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** Sauce'n Ain't Easy has some big scorers with matchup advantages. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Child Please - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** The last time they matched up we had a classic with Child Please winning 155 to 151. This should be another close one. The Burg YUH8ME pulls out the upset. 

Power Rankings:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. No Pryors
4. The trap birdsinthekitch
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. Child Please
7. Coples Therapy
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
9. The Burg YUH8ME
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (7-1)
2. The Blackhole Black (5-3) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (5-3)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (5-3)
5. No Pryors (4-4)
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (4-4)

Losers:
7. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-5)
8. Child Please (3-5)
9. Coples Therapy (3-5)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-7)

Week 7 Recap

Happy Birthday...! :-)

The Burg YUH8ME vs. No Pryors - No Pryors won 129.5 to 64.4. Sorry to hand you a loss on your birthday. The Burg YUH8ME just had a bad weekend for fantasy. Alshon Jeffery was his only players in double digits and his QB got him -0.9 points.

Coples Therapy vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 123.7 to 89.9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy finally had a good weekend from his big name guys. Meanwhile, CJ Spiller is dragging Coples Therapy down.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 102 to 100.3. This matchup came down to the wire with Hakeem Nicks on Monday night and he came up 20 yards short for Red Hot Julius Peppers. With that being said Red Hot Julius Peppers didn't do himself any favors starting Nick Foles (5.7 points) over Matt Ryan (27.7 points).

Child Please vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch won 122.3to 109.1. Adrian Peterson failed to rush for 100 yards and failed to reach the end zone on Monday night. That disappointing performance contributed to Child Please' loss this week. 

The Blackhole Black vs. TP CharlieSheening - The Blackhole Black won 93.6 to 92.8. This was a back and forth thriller on Monday night with TP CharlieSheening gaining the lead late in the 4th quarter with Peyton Hillis' 3 rushes for 9 yards with 1:48 left in the game. Then the lead shifted back to The Blackhole Black when Greg Jennings caught his 4th and final reception for 12 yards and sealed the win for her.

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - finally playing the right QB and getting back to winning.

The Blackhole Black - overcoming a terrible performance by Tom Brady and holding on for the win.

C'Mon Man:
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Nick Foles over Matt Ryan?

The Burg YUH8ME - After scoring 151 in week 1 you're only averaging 93.5 points per week. (64.4 this week) C'Mon Man!

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. That makes me 25-10 on the year. (3-0 on UPSET SPECIALS).

No Pryors vs. Child Please - Child Please has the better matchups this week. Child Please wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Coples Therapy - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** If there ever is a week for Cam Newton to go nuts this is it against a terrible Tampa Bay team. Coples Therapy wins.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - This matchup could be close, but I think Matt Ryan and Wes Welker have big games. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

TP CharlieSheening vs. The Burg YUH8ME - If there was ever a time to get a bounce back win this would be the week for The Burg YUH8ME, however, TP CharlieSheening has some seriously favorable matchups. TP CharlieSheening wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Black - Sauce'n Ain't Easy should have a big week. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. No Pryors
4. The trap birdsinthekitch
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Child Please
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Coples Therapy

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (6-1)
2. The Blackhole Black (5-2)
3. TP CharlieSheening (4-3)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (4-3)
5. No Pryors (3-4)
6. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-4)

Losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (3-4)
8. Child Please (3-4)
9. Coples Therapy (3-4)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-6)

Week 6 Recap

FINALLY...! He gets a win. Here we go.

No Pryors vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 104.4 to 93. The Blackhole Black reclaims 1st place in her division thanks to a great performance by Keenan Allen on Monday night. Had I just played Vincent Jackson at any one of my receiver spots I would have won this one...

TP CharlieSheenings vs. Coples Therapy - TP CharlieSheening won 112.5 to 64.5. Coples Therapy had some bad luck. Two of his top scorers, Randall Cobb and Jimmy Graham, both had injuries. Graham scored 0.  However, Coples Therapy continues to sit Cam Newton, 36.7 points, who could have made this score more respectible.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 93.8 to 85.4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy had an average week while Red Hot Julius Peppers had a below average week.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Child Please - Chocolate Starfish won 96.1 to 62.3. This was a prime opportunity to knock off Chocolate Starfish, but negative points from Child Please' defense and less than 10 points from pretty much every other position made that impossible.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. The Burg YUH8ME - The Burg YUH8ME won 128.5 to 89.9. Finally! All that talking and it took 6 weeks to get 1 win. As far as The trap birdsinthekitch goes, not that it would have mattered, but Tavon Austin instead of Vernon Davis???

Back Pats:
The Burg YUH8ME - Finally got a W. I'll let you have the spotlight for a week.

C'Mon Man:
No Pryors - Sitting Vincent Jackson, 28.4 points, cost me the win.

The trap birdsinthekitch - inconsequential mistakes don't usually go here, but never play Tavon Austin unless someone has a bye week.

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. That makes me 21-9 on the year. (3-0 on UPSET SPECIALS).

The Burg YUH8ME vs. No Pryors - Phillip Rivers vs. the Jags. I'm winning this week.

Coples Therapy vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Randall Cobb is hurt and Jimmy Graham is on bye. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Becoming hard to pick against Chocolate Starfish. Chocolate Starfish wins.

Child Please vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch is all in with the Cowboys against the Eagles this week starting 3 Cowboys. I think it will back fire. Child Please wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. TP CharlieSheening - The Blackhole Black has 2 Chargers against the Jags. The Blackhole Black wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. The Burg YUH8ME
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers
5. No Pryors
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
7. Child Please
8. Coples Therapy
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (5-1)
2. The Blackhole Black (4-2) (Division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (4-2)
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-3)
5. The trap birdsinthekitch (3-3)
6. Child Please (3-3)

Losers:
7. Coples Therapy (3-3)
8. No Pryors (2-4)
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (2-4)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-5)