Week 5 Recap

No more undefeateds! Here we go...

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 107.4 to 68.4. Nothing really to say about this matchup. I had an average week and The trap sucksomthingbig is struggling.

Dez Nutz vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Dez Nutz won 127.5 to 82.5. The Vagblaster4000 continues to have problems deciding which Bengals RB to play so this week he played both... He lost.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 115.7 to 96.9. Adrian Beaterson, the king of leaving points on the bench, pulled out the win with 40 additional points left on the bench. Meanwhile we don't have to hear Club Keno MakingItRain's mouth for at least a couple of days. 

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 124.5 to 106.5. The last unbeaten has fallen. Kudos to Sauce'n Ain't for the heads up waiver claims of Blake Bortles (41.2 points) and Willie Snead (19.1 points).

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 152.5 to 110.1. Geno 911! just happened to have a monster week this week. Nothing The Blackhole Runs Deep could do. The Blackhole Runs Deep continues to put up decent numbers despite having key players injured for multiple weeks now. Don't over look her team when she matches up against you!

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The best waiver wire pick ups we have seen in a long time. Good job!

Geno 911! - Devonta Freeman is running like a mad man!

C'Mon Man:

The trap sucksomthingbig - still winless.

The Vagblaster4000 - Jeremy Hill and Giovani Benard are not both going to have good games. Drop one and move on.

Bold Predictions:

I went 4-1 this week. I am 18-7 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! wins. My team is still recovering from the loss of our beloved Jamaal Charles....

Chips N Dip vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Chips N Dip wins. The wheels begin to fall off the wagon for Club Keno MakingItRain.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - *UPSET ALERT* I'm picking The Blackhole Runs Deep. I don't think Sauce'n Ain't Easy's roster is that strong and The Blackhole Runs Deep is due for a victory.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Adrain Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson is once again projected to score the most points in the league. I'm picking Adrian Beaterson. 

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz wins. 

Power Rankings:

1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. Geno 911!
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Dez Nutz
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Chips N Dip

2. Geno 911!

3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

4. Adrian Beaterson

5. Daddy's Little Princess

6. Dez Nutz

Losers:

7. The Vagblaster4000

8. Club Keno MakingItRain

9. The Blackhole Runs Deep

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 4 Recap

2 Game win streak! Here we go...

Adrian Beaterson vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 116.8 to 78.6. Adrian Beaterson could have won this matchup had he played Drew Brees (31.4 points) and Doug Martin (25.3 points), but he didn't! 2 game winning streak for me baby!

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000 won 86 to 70.8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy had 0 points from both his flex position and his defense. The Vagblaster4000 continues to struggle deciding which Bengals RB to play! Good luck with that.

Geno 911! vs. Dez Nutz - Geno 911! won 148.2 to 107.2. A late swap at QB helped Geno 911!, but Devonta Freeman has really strengthened his lineup. 

Chips N Dip vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Chips N Dip won 71.7 to 65.9. Chips N Dip squeaked out a win thanks to a non call by the refs on Monday night. You lucky bastard.

The Blackhole Runs vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 87.2 to 69.8. Club Keno MakingItRain sat 2 of his highest drafted players Sam Bradford and Todd Gurley (51.3 points combined) and lost this matchup to his wife. Great husband move ;-)

Back Pats:

Chips N Dip - Squeaking by to stay undefeated. Could have easily been a c'mon man.

Geno 911! - May actually have a good squad. Great week.

C'Mon Man:

The trap sucksomthingbig - gotta get a win at some point.

Bold Predictions:

I went 3-2 this week. I am 14-6 for the season. Not a good start. 

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Daddy's Little Girl - Knowing my luck The trap sucksomthingbig will get his first win this week. However, I'm picking myself this week.

Dez Nutz vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000's lineup has gone through too many shifts. Dez Nutz wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Adrian Beaterson - Club Keno MakingItRain has been struggling to find a good lineup. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't easy knocks off the last unbeaten this week.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Geno 911! - Well the Jets are on bye so I'm gonna go with The Blackhole Runs Deep.

Power Rankings:

1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. The Vagblaster4000
5. Geno 911!
6. The Blackhole Runs Deep
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Dez Nutz
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Chips N Dip

2. Geno 911!

3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

4. Adrian Beaterson

5. Daddy's Little Princess

6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:

7. Club Keno MakingItRain

8. The Blackhole Runs Deep

9. Dez Nutz

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 3 Recap

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PAY YOUR LEAGUE DUES!! DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE!!

I would have won any other matchup this week... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 220.1 to 168.2. I would have beat anyone else this week.....

Geno 911! vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 109.9 to 84.1. Geno 911! missed out on Devonta Freeman's 42.3 points and it killed him.

Adrian Beaterson vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black put a good fight and also would have won mathcups against alot of other lineups this week. However, benching Tyrod Taylor and LeGarrette Blount this week lost her this matchup. As crazy as that sounds.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - The Vagblaster4000 won 120.4 to 80. The trap sucksomthingbig is still struggling. These two agreed to a trade upon completion of this matchup that may help The trap sucksomthingbig going forward.

Dez Nutz vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - For now Club Keno MakingItRain won 78.8 to 76.4. I say for now because it has been noted that the official play by play record has Demaryius Thomas with 104 yards receiving. If that is the case it would be enough to give Dez Nutz the win. ESPN reserves the right to adjust stats for the entirety of the season so watch this one.

Back Pats:

Chips N Dip - 220.1 Is a new 1 week scoring record and he could have had more....

C'Mon Man:

Geno 911! - Started Chris Ivory knowing he was questionable and say Devonta Freeman's 42.3 points.

Bold Predictions:

I went 5-0* this week. I am 11-4 for the season. Not a good start.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Adrian Beaterson for the 4th week in a row is projected as the leading scorer. Adrian Beaterson wins. 

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Vagblaster4000 - I don't think Sauce'n Ain't Easy's roster is that good. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! starting too many Jets. Dez Nutz wins.

Chips N Dip vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Chips N Dip wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Wife vs. Husband. Wife, The Blackhole Runs Deep, wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. The Vagblaster4000
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Dez Nutz
8. Geno 911!
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Chips N Dip

2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

3. Adrian Beaterson

4. Geno 911!

5. Club Keno MakingItRain

6. Daddy's Little Princess

Losers:

7. The Vagblaster4000

8. Dez Nutz

9. The Blackhole Runs Deep

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 2 Recap

Week 2 is a wrap and I'm back on track! Here we go...

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 125.9 to 100.2. I left 96.5 points on my bench and I still managed to pull out this win. The Vagblaster4000 also made a few crucial roster decisions to help me out. Thanks.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 104.4 to 92.7. The Blackhole Runs Deep played her fantasy D/ST against her real life team and she paid the price with -4 points. Also it doesn't help the Chips N Dip's kicker was his 2nd leading scorer this week with 19 points.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 104.3 to 58.8. The trap sucksomthingbig was never in this matchup. Too many injuries this early in the season. Meanwhile Sauce'n Ain't Easy is 2-0, 3-Peat?

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 104.9 to 73.7. Gotta have more than just Antonio Brown to win matchups. Geno 911! is off to a pretty good start!

Dez Nutz vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 160.2 to 82.4. Dez Nutz is off to a better start this season, but he just didn't have a shot this week. 160.2 points and he didn't play Allen Robinson for 32.5 points. Hopefully he slows down soon.

Back Pats:

Adrian Beaterson - 160.2 points! Could have been 180....

C'Mon Man:

The trap sucksomthingbig - 58.8 points? Some of it is bad luck but you gotta pick up the pieces and salvage the season. It's still early.

The Vagblaster4000 - Couldn't predict Jeremy Hill would stink it up but when you lose a matchup based on 1 roster move you end up on this list.

The Blackhole Runs Deep - Just putting you here for not believing in the Raiders! :-)

Bold Predictions:

I went 4-1 this week. I am 6-4 for the season. Not a good start.

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Chips N Dip - I usually like to pick myself, but this week I have a feeling the Seahawks D/ST and Stephen Gostkowski are gonna be the X-Factors. Chips N Dip wins.

Geno 911! vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This might be the matchup to watch this week. One of these teams will drop from the undefeated ranks, and that team is Geno 911!. Too much Gronk. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - For the 3rd consecutive week Adrian Beaterson is projected to score the most points. Can't go against that. Adrian Beaterson wins.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Someone is going to get their first win. The trap sucksomthingbig needs too much help. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Club Keno MakingItRain has too many players on the injury report. Gotta go with Dez Nutz.

Power Rankings:

1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. The Vagblaster4000
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Dez Nutz
7. Daddy's Little Princess
8. Geno 911!
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Chips N Dip

2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

3. Geno 911!

4. Adrian Beaterson

5. Dez Nutz

6. Daddy's Little Princess

Losers:

7. Club Keno MakingItRain

8. The Vagblaster4000

9. The Blackhole Runs Deep

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 1 Recap

Week 1 is in the books... Here we go!

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 111.2 to 71.7. I was never in this matchup from jump. Great win for the defending champ. We should not sleep on him this year. You have been warned.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The trap sucksomthinbig - Club Keno MakingItRain won 106.9 to 77.4. I picked Club Keno to win this matchup, however, I thought he would score more points. The trap sucksomthinbig lost 3 starters this week. Better regroup!

Chips N Dip vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Chips N Dip won 144.3 to 123.7. The new guy put up a good fight in his first matchup in the league, but came up a little short (left 23 possible points on the bench). If Chips N Dip finds a couple RBs watch out!

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz won 129.5 to 121.5. It came down to Monday night and thanks to Carlos Hyde's 35.2 points Dez Nutz pulled out the victory. The Blackhole Runs Deep had alot to say about the previous write up before said Monday night. Might want to hold off next time.

Geno 911! vs. Adrian Beaterson - Geno 911! won 91.5 to 82.3. Adrian Beaterson is going to rely heavily on Peyton Manning and Adrian Peterson and if they only score 10 points combined he's not going to win.

Good week guys! I think The Vagblaster4000 was a good addition to the league. It feels way more competitive the season. Can't wait to see how it unfolds.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy, Club Keno MakingItRain, Chips N Dip, Dez Nutz, Geno 911! - Great job getting early wins. The rest of us are now in full scramble mode.

C'Mon Man:

Daddy's Little Princess, The trap sucksomthinbig, The Vagblaster4000, The Blackhole Runs Deep, Adrian Beaterson - It's never good to start the year with a loss. Time to pick up the pieces.

Bold Predictions:

I went 2-3 this week. I am 2-3 for the season. Not a good start.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Gonna go different this week. Currently I stink. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Chips N Dip - With the exception of Hopkins, Austin and the Ravens D I think The Blackhole Runs Deep will struggle mightly this week. Chips N Dip wins.

The trap sucksomthinbig vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The trap sucksomthinbig is going to have a tough time finding playmakers with 3 big names out this week. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Geno 911! - This one is tough to call. Based on the matchups and how teams played last week Club Keno is going to need 40 from Ameer Abdullah to win this. Geno 911! wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Adrian Beaterson - For the second week in a row ESPN has Adrian Beaterson projected for the most points. Maybe they'll get it right this time. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Dez Nutz
3. The Vagblaster4000
4. The Blackhole Runs Deep
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Club Keno MakingItRain
7. Geno 911!
8. Adrian Beaterson
9. The trap sucksomthingbig
10. Daddy's Little Princess

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Dez Nutz
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Club Keno MakingItRain
5. Geno 911!
6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Runs Deep
8. Adrian Beaterson
9. The trap sucksomthinbig
10. Daddy's Little Princess

2015 Season Preview

The Draft has been completed and it's time to begin a new season in TheLeague! Let's GO!!!

You can view the draft results here - Draft Recap

GOOD LUCK!!!

Draft Grades (As Determined by ESPN):

Back Pats:
N/A

C'Mon Man:
N/A

Bold Predictions:
Season:
Based on projections here are your 2015 playoff teams:
1. Dez Nutz
2. The Vagblaster4000
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. Daddy's Little Princess
5. The trap sucksomthingbig
6. Geno 911!

and here are your losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Blackhole Runs Deep
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. Chips N Dip

If this holds true we will have 4 new playoffs team (previous seasons losers) and our back to back champ will miss the playoffs.

Week 1:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess (Me) picking myself every week as usual. LOL.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - I'm picking the upset (according to projections) in this one. Club Keno MakingItRain has a big week.

Chips N Dip vs. The Vagblaster4000 -  Chips N Dip had a suspect draft. Its gonna be a rough season and that starts in week 1. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Dez Nutz - The Blackhole Runs Deep may have the least amount of points week 1. Dez Nutz wins.

Geno 911! vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson should have the most points in week 1 and lead to a victory. 

Power Rankings:
1. Dez Nutz
2. The Vagblaster4000
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. Daddy's Little Princess
5. The trap sucksomthingbig
6. Geno 911!
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Blackhole Runs Deep
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. Chips N Dip

Playoff Picture:
Wide Open

Week 13 Recap

.1 ......... Here we go:

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 110.2 to 110.1. And I missed the playoffs by that much... .1

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. The trap Black Bottle - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 150.3 to 109.5. Absolute blowout. The Rams D lead the way with 37 points against the terrible Raiders...

Chips N Dip vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 122.6 to 102. Double Decker pulls out the win to secure his spot in the playoffs. Meanwhile Chips N Dip continues to struggle finding a lineup with his 3rd straight loss.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Child Please - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 144.9 to 112.2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy finishes the season strong to take the overall #1 spot in the league. Also broke the league scoring record by .9 points. Good work.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 100 to 85.9. The Blackhole Black finishes the season with 5 straight wins propelling her to the #3 seed. Good job getting the early struggles turned around.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Looking like the favorite to become the first repeat champ in the leagues history.

All the teams that made the playoffs. It was a tight race this year.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - .1 enough said

Bold Predictions:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy and 2014 FemmineIoVinco (byes)

Double Decker vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip will finally figure out his lineup. Chips N Dip wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The Blackhole Black - Chocolate Starfish just isn't that good. The Blackhole Black wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Child Please
4. Chips N Dip
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Double Decker
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. The Blackhole Black
4. Chips N Dip
5. Double Decker
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers