It's that time of year again. That's right its football season and like most Americans I participate in a couple of fantasy football leagues, one of which I act as commissioner in. So I will use this blog to track that leagues activities and my weekly league recap. Here we go:
It's finally here! Teams have been selected, schedules have been set and smack has been talked. This year we open the season with our tradition of sibling on sibling rivalry with the brothers Parry and the brothers Ralston playing each other and we add an additional family rivalry with husband against wife. We all know competition within families is the most passionate and the most discussed and I wish I could be in VA to see what Momma Parry says to Poppa Parry after she whoops his ass! Hahaaa! These summaries will feature the usual suspects of our weekly c’mon man (terrible GM moves), pats on the back (good GM moves), and my random thoughts and predictions for the year (I’m not very good so if I pick you for something like winning it all don’t expect it to happen, see Child Please year 1 and #imserious ThisYear year 2.) New this year will be power rankings. Fantasy sports is about how many points you score so these rankings will be exclusively based on how many points you score regardless of your record. We all know this is not an indicator that you will win the league but it does mean you have the best team (See my team last year). Also I will keep track of the playoff picture all season long. The last 2 things should help everyone see exactly where they stand without having to go dig for the information on your own. I will take this time to remind everyone that money is due October 1st (Mom, Dad, Trev and Jeremiah I will be withholding your money from my monthly check I send to dad so you guys work out how you will be getting dad the cash). I would like to wish you all good luck this season and let the games and trash talk commence! #BOOM!
Bold Prediction: I will make the playoffs this year! #BOOM
C’mon Man: As far as I know Randy Moss is not on a roster right now. Yuh8me, C’MON MAN!!!
Back Pats: None yet
Power Rankings (this first week is based on best possible starting lineup projections, following weeks will be based on actual points scored):
1. Team Falese
2. Ya Mom’s House #BOOM
3. Chocolate Starfish
4. My Vick in a Box
5. The Burg YUH8ME
6. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy
7. Child Please
8. VA Bum Smashers
9. #imserious ThisYear
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture: N/A
It's finally here! Teams have been selected, schedules have been set and smack has been talked. This year we open the season with our tradition of sibling on sibling rivalry with the brothers Parry and the brothers Ralston playing each other and we add an additional family rivalry with husband against wife. We all know competition within families is the most passionate and the most discussed and I wish I could be in VA to see what Momma Parry says to Poppa Parry after she whoops his ass! Hahaaa! These summaries will feature the usual suspects of our weekly c’mon man (terrible GM moves), pats on the back (good GM moves), and my random thoughts and predictions for the year (I’m not very good so if I pick you for something like winning it all don’t expect it to happen, see Child Please year 1 and #imserious ThisYear year 2.) New this year will be power rankings. Fantasy sports is about how many points you score so these rankings will be exclusively based on how many points you score regardless of your record. We all know this is not an indicator that you will win the league but it does mean you have the best team (See my team last year). Also I will keep track of the playoff picture all season long. The last 2 things should help everyone see exactly where they stand without having to go dig for the information on your own. I will take this time to remind everyone that money is due October 1st (Mom, Dad, Trev and Jeremiah I will be withholding your money from my monthly check I send to dad so you guys work out how you will be getting dad the cash). I would like to wish you all good luck this season and let the games and trash talk commence! #BOOM!
Bold Prediction: I will make the playoffs this year! #BOOM
C’mon Man: As far as I know Randy Moss is not on a roster right now. Yuh8me, C’MON MAN!!!
Back Pats: None yet
Power Rankings (this first week is based on best possible starting lineup projections, following weeks will be based on actual points scored):
1. Team Falese
2. Ya Mom’s House #BOOM
3. Chocolate Starfish
4. My Vick in a Box
5. The Burg YUH8ME
6. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy
7. Child Please
8. VA Bum Smashers
9. #imserious ThisYear
10. The Blackhole Black
Playoff Picture: N/A
Wow awesome writing Brandon! Made me laugh I love all the names especially sauce n ain't Easy lmfao
ReplyDeleteThe writing picked up where it left off last year let's hope this doesn't apply to your play DD!
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