Week 4 Recap

I thought Gronk would play... Sorry mom. Here we go.

TP CharlieSheening vs. No Pryors - No Pryors won 149.9 to 77.7. This was my upset special this week. Didn't think I would score this much but TP CharlieSheening had some bad matchups. I back in it baby!

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 121.4 to 103.7. Peyton Manning makes Chocolate Starfish a threat every week, but on this week The Burg YUH8ME could have won had he not sat Tony Gonzalez (and Le'Veon Bell who he's been hyping up for weeks but first chance he gets to play him he fails to pull the trigger).

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch won 142.2 to 112.4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy actually had a decent week, however, Kenbrell Thompkins finally shows up and Drew Brees had a great week.

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - Child Please won 132.7 to 113.9. Adrian Peterson finally has a big day and a good pickup in Nate Washington were the differences in this matchup. On a side note, I was scrutinized for trading The Blackhole Black Gronk for Cruz. Yes, Cruz could have won her this game, but had she never traded fro RG3 she wouldn't have the temptation to play him and she would have had an additional 24.9 points this week resulting in a win and a 4-0 start. Just sayin.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Coples Therapy - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 130.2 to 98.2. Red Hot Julius Peppers benefited from 4 big performances that helped him overcome a 0 and a 0.9 from 2 of his other starters. Side note Coples Therapy dropped Blount for Michael Bush one scored 14 the other... 0. Great move.

Back Pats:
No Pryors - Finally on a winning streak.

The trap birdsinthekitch - Kenbrell Thompkins finally turning it around.

Child Please - Good pick up with Nate Washington.

Red Hot Julius Peppers - Darren Sproles is looking like a big time play maker.

C'mon Man:
Coples Therapy - Dropped Blount for Bush and got 0 points.

The Burg YUH8ME - May not have played Cutler but between Gonzalez and Bell you left 52 points on the bench. Oh, and you 0-4. Gonna be here every week until you win.

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. That makes me 13-7 on the year. (2-0 on UPSET SPECIALS).

No Pryors vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish is projected to win 119 to 110. I would love for this to be an upset special but with Alfred Morris on bye and Darren McFadden questionable I don't see that happening. Chocolate Starfish wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The Blackhole Black is projected to win 105 to 92 in early projections (no defense currently in the starting lineup). The trap birdsinthekitch has bad matchups pretty much across the board, maybe Tavon Austin will have a big week finally. (Fingers crossed Gronk plays)

Coples Therapy vs. The Burg YUH8ME - The Burg YUH8ME is projected to win 132 to 70 (Coples Therapy hasn't adjusted his roster yet). This could be the week The Burg YUH8ME gets a win. The Eagles play the Giants and Reggie Bush plays the Packers. That could be 90 points from 3 guys. Coples Therapy wins just because I'm not picking The Burg YUH8ME unitl he actually wins a matchup.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - TP CharlieSheening is projected to win 113 to 77. Sauce'n Ain't Easy's best player, Antonio Brown, is on bye this week. TP CharlieSheening will win because Sauce'n Ain't Easy will struggle to find points.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Child Please is projected to win 106 to 104. This is probably going to be the matchup of the week. I think it will be close but I think Calvin Johnson against The Packers will be the difference. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. Child Please
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6.  No Pryors
7. Coples Therapy
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. Child Please
3. The Blackhole Black
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. The trap birdsinthekitch

Losers:
7. No Pryors
8. Coples Therapy
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The Burg YUH8ME