Week 5 Recap

Gronk may come back to bite me...

No Pryors vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 120.5 to 114.6. F'n Peyton Manning... On a day when he has pretty average performances Peyton still comes to save the day. Its ok though, I get my revenge on Peyton's bye week.

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch won 97.6 to 77.8. This matchup came down to the fact that Tom Brady didn't do anything and Dez Bryant scored 29.1.

Coples Therapy vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Coples Therapy won 107.4 to 101.2. Both of these teams had pretty average weeks. The Burg YUH8ME is just not that good right now.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - TP CharlieSheening won 142.6 to 88.2. TP CharlieSheening was just unbeatable this week. However, Kaepernick continues to struggle even in blowout victories. That and Sauce'n Aint Easy's weak RB core have been keeping him down. Time to turn it around. Find some gems.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 108.1 to 73.4. This matchup was a mixed bag. Red Hot Julius Peppers had some bad performers, but they were picked up by great performers like Fred Jackson (21.3), Hakeem Nicks (19.2) and even Matt Prater (18). Child Please also seems to need to find some points from the RB position.

Back Pats:
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Started 0-2 and riding a 3 game winning streak to first place in his division.

TP CharlieSheening - had the team of the week, would have beat anyone this week by more than 20.

C'Mon Man:
The Burg YUH8ME - 0 wins through 5 matchups. Historically it has taken at least 6 wins, 7 last year, to make the playoffs. You can only afford to lose 1 more matchup.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Same boat as The Burg YUH8ME. Better find some scorers.

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. That makes me 17-8 on the year. (2-0 on UPSET SPECIALS).

No Pryors vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black is projected to win this week. Karma would have Gronk come back this week... The Blackhole Black wins.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Coples Therapy - I'm gonna go with the team that has the most Broncos against the Jaguars. TP CharlieSheening wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Sauce'n Ain't Easy has to find some scoring. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Child Please - Surprisingly this is projected pretty close. I'll go with Peyton Manning vs. The Jaguars. Chocolate Starfish wins.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. The Burg YUH8ME - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is the week. The Burg YUH8ME wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
5. Child Please
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
7. Coples Therapy
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. Child Please
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Coples Therapy

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. No Pryors
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The Burg YUH8ME