Week 1 Recap

Week 1 is in the books... Here we go!

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 111.2 to 71.7. I was never in this matchup from jump. Great win for the defending champ. We should not sleep on him this year. You have been warned.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The trap sucksomthinbig - Club Keno MakingItRain won 106.9 to 77.4. I picked Club Keno to win this matchup, however, I thought he would score more points. The trap sucksomthinbig lost 3 starters this week. Better regroup!

Chips N Dip vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Chips N Dip won 144.3 to 123.7. The new guy put up a good fight in his first matchup in the league, but came up a little short (left 23 possible points on the bench). If Chips N Dip finds a couple RBs watch out!

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz won 129.5 to 121.5. It came down to Monday night and thanks to Carlos Hyde's 35.2 points Dez Nutz pulled out the victory. The Blackhole Runs Deep had alot to say about the previous write up before said Monday night. Might want to hold off next time.

Geno 911! vs. Adrian Beaterson - Geno 911! won 91.5 to 82.3. Adrian Beaterson is going to rely heavily on Peyton Manning and Adrian Peterson and if they only score 10 points combined he's not going to win.

Good week guys! I think The Vagblaster4000 was a good addition to the league. It feels way more competitive the season. Can't wait to see how it unfolds.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy, Club Keno MakingItRain, Chips N Dip, Dez Nutz, Geno 911! - Great job getting early wins. The rest of us are now in full scramble mode.

C'Mon Man:

Daddy's Little Princess, The trap sucksomthinbig, The Vagblaster4000, The Blackhole Runs Deep, Adrian Beaterson - It's never good to start the year with a loss. Time to pick up the pieces.

Bold Predictions:

I went 2-3 this week. I am 2-3 for the season. Not a good start.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Gonna go different this week. Currently I stink. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Chips N Dip - With the exception of Hopkins, Austin and the Ravens D I think The Blackhole Runs Deep will struggle mightly this week. Chips N Dip wins.

The trap sucksomthinbig vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The trap sucksomthinbig is going to have a tough time finding playmakers with 3 big names out this week. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Geno 911! - This one is tough to call. Based on the matchups and how teams played last week Club Keno is going to need 40 from Ameer Abdullah to win this. Geno 911! wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Adrian Beaterson - For the second week in a row ESPN has Adrian Beaterson projected for the most points. Maybe they'll get it right this time. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Dez Nutz
3. The Vagblaster4000
4. The Blackhole Runs Deep
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Club Keno MakingItRain
7. Geno 911!
8. Adrian Beaterson
9. The trap sucksomthingbig
10. Daddy's Little Princess

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Dez Nutz
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Club Keno MakingItRain
5. Geno 911!
6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Runs Deep
8. Adrian Beaterson
9. The trap sucksomthinbig
10. Daddy's Little Princess

2015 Season Preview

The Draft has been completed and it's time to begin a new season in TheLeague! Let's GO!!!

You can view the draft results here - Draft Recap

GOOD LUCK!!!

Draft Grades (As Determined by ESPN):

Back Pats:
N/A

C'Mon Man:
N/A

Bold Predictions:
Season:
Based on projections here are your 2015 playoff teams:
1. Dez Nutz
2. The Vagblaster4000
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. Daddy's Little Princess
5. The trap sucksomthingbig
6. Geno 911!

and here are your losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Blackhole Runs Deep
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. Chips N Dip

If this holds true we will have 4 new playoffs team (previous seasons losers) and our back to back champ will miss the playoffs.

Week 1:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess (Me) picking myself every week as usual. LOL.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - I'm picking the upset (according to projections) in this one. Club Keno MakingItRain has a big week.

Chips N Dip vs. The Vagblaster4000 -  Chips N Dip had a suspect draft. Its gonna be a rough season and that starts in week 1. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Dez Nutz - The Blackhole Runs Deep may have the least amount of points week 1. Dez Nutz wins.

Geno 911! vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson should have the most points in week 1 and lead to a victory. 

Power Rankings:
1. Dez Nutz
2. The Vagblaster4000
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. Daddy's Little Princess
5. The trap sucksomthingbig
6. Geno 911!
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Blackhole Runs Deep
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. Chips N Dip

Playoff Picture:
Wide Open

Week 13 Recap

.1 ......... Here we go:

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 110.2 to 110.1. And I missed the playoffs by that much... .1

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. The trap Black Bottle - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 150.3 to 109.5. Absolute blowout. The Rams D lead the way with 37 points against the terrible Raiders...

Chips N Dip vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 122.6 to 102. Double Decker pulls out the win to secure his spot in the playoffs. Meanwhile Chips N Dip continues to struggle finding a lineup with his 3rd straight loss.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Child Please - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 144.9 to 112.2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy finishes the season strong to take the overall #1 spot in the league. Also broke the league scoring record by .9 points. Good work.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 100 to 85.9. The Blackhole Black finishes the season with 5 straight wins propelling her to the #3 seed. Good job getting the early struggles turned around.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Looking like the favorite to become the first repeat champ in the leagues history.

All the teams that made the playoffs. It was a tight race this year.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - .1 enough said

Bold Predictions:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy and 2014 FemmineIoVinco (byes)

Double Decker vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip will finally figure out his lineup. Chips N Dip wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The Blackhole Black - Chocolate Starfish just isn't that good. The Blackhole Black wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Child Please
4. Chips N Dip
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Double Decker
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. The Blackhole Black
4. Chips N Dip
5. Double Decker
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 12 Recap

It's Thanksgiving and I'm not in town...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy, 2014 FemmineIoVinco, Chips N Dip, The Blackhole Black, and Chocolate Starfish for making the playoffs.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz and Double Decker for not handling business.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 2-3, I'm 29-31 on the season. 

Not predicting this week. Good luck to everyone that is still in the hunt!

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Child Please
4. Chips N Dip
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Chocolate Starfish
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Double Decker
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. The Blackhole Black
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. Double Decker
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 11 Recap

We're coming up on the homestretch... Here we go

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Double Decker - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 147.6 to 77.8. I had big games from just about every player in my lineup this week. Double Decker really couldn't have done anything else this week.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Chips N Dip - Chocolate Starfish won 91.2 to 85.5. This was a pretty average day for both teams and both teams got as much out of their lineups as possible. Chips N Dip is now in danger of slipping in the seeding.

The Blackhole Black vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The Blackhole Black won 156 to 107.3. The Blackhole Black may have found a good lineup. It only took the whole season to figure out.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Child Please - The trap Black Bottle won 80.9 to 76.1. Child Please could have won this matchup with one roster change. Both of these guys now need tons of help to get to the playoffs.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 100.5 to 65.5. The rough year for Red Hot Julius Peppers continues. 2014 FemmineIoVinco gets a much needed win as his grasp on that bye has been slipping.

Playoff Scenarios:

Child Please and The trap Black Bottle will be eliminated with a loss and wins by two of Double Decker, Mayonnaise Colored Benz, and The Blackhole Black. Good Luck.

No Team has mathematically clinched a playoff birth yet.

Back Pats:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz and The Blackhole Black - getting back into the playoff

C'Mon Man:

Child Please - losing a crucial matchup this week.

Chips N Dip - slipping in the standings.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 1-4, I'm 27-28 on the season. 

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - I'm winning this eyes close. Murray vs. the Giants and Charles vs. the Raiders. Nuff said.

Double Decker vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - For my own sanity it would help if Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins so i'm picking him.

Child Please vs. Chocolate Starfish - Arian Foster should be back and that should help lift Child Please to victory.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - If there was ever a week Red Hot Julius Peppers could win it would be this week. 

Chips N Dip vs. The Blackhole Black - As before for my own sanity I am picking Chips N Dip to win this matchup.

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Chips N Dip
4. Child Please
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. The Blackhole Black
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Double Decker
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. Double Decker
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 10 Recap

It took 51 minutes through Monday nights game for me to squeak by... Here we go!

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Child Please - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 123.3 to 89.1. I was losing this matchup for most of the weekend and it wasn't until 9 minutes left in the 4th quarter of the Monday night game that I finally pulled ahead.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 142 to 108.2. Peyton Manning and Jordy Nelson had huge games this week. Hard to beat damn near 80 points from 2 guys.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 158.7 to 97.6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy won this matchup without an addition receiver and without a defense in his lineup. He would have also beat 8 other teams this week.

Chips N Dip vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Chips N Dip won 180.3 to 74.5. Chips N Dip had a huge week. Also, 2014 FemmineIoVinco only had 1 guy show up this week. 

Double Decker vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 113.6 to 111.2. This matchup also came down to the wire on Monday night. Jordan Mathews had such a big night that Jeremy Maclin was a non factor for Double Decker.

Red Hot Julius Peppers is officially eliminated from playoff contention. Next week The trap Black Bottle may be in the same boat.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - 158.7 with 2 open roster spots.

Chips N Dip - 180.3 points is ridiculous.

C'Mon Man:

Double Decker - Browns D/ST would have given you the win this week.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 3-2, I'm 26-24 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Double Decker - I gotta get a couple more wins to secure my spot. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Chips N Dip - Look out for another big week from Chips N Dip. Chips N Dip wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The Bears are falling off and The Blackhole Black starts 3 Bears. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Child Please - The trap Black Bottle has some key bye players this week. Child Please wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** 2014 FemmineIoVinco needs to find some guys to step up for bye week players. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Chips N Dip
4. Child Please
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Double Decker
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Double Decker
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 9 Recap

Teams are begging to separate themselves.... Here we go:

Chocolate Starfish vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Chocolate Starfish won 95.8 to 76.3. We both had bad weeks, however, Chocolate Starfish had a monster performance from the Dolphins defense.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chips N Dip - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 114 to 93. Don't look now, but Sauce'n Ain't Easy just took over 1st place in his division, with the tie breaker, and is sitting pretty to clinch a first round bye. 

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap Black Bottle - The Blackhole Black won 117 to 116.4. It took 19 from Vinatieri on Monday night to get this victory. The Blackhole Black is now within reach of a playoff spot.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 144.1 to 126. This was one of those weeks where 2014 FemmineIoVinco would have beat anyone else except Double Decker. Double Decker is now tied for 1st place in his division with 2014 FemmineIoVinco.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Child Please won 124.4 to 73.9. The bad luck continues for Red Hot Julius Peppers as Nick Foles left his game before half and is probably lost for the fantasy season.  Red Hot Julius Peppers isn't yet mathematically eliminated, but it would take a miracle.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy and Child Please - both on 3 game winning streaks.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 4 weeks ago I was in first place. 4 weeks later and 4 losses later I'm sitting on the bubble. 

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 3-2, I'm 23-22 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Child Please - I gotta get a win this week. Child Please has Tom Brady and Arian Foster on bye this week. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning is playing Oakland. Chocolate Starfish wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - *UPSET SPECIAL* Sauce'n Ain't Easy needs to find some bye week replacements and Megatron is back. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Chips N Dip vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco is putting his trust in Jay Cutler. Chips N Dip wins.

Double Decker vs. The Blackhole Black - Ben Roethlisberger has been playing out of his mind. He has the Jets this week. Double Decker wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Child Please
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chips N Dip
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Double Decker
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. Double Decker
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Child Please

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers