Tuesday, September 2, 2014

2014 Season Preview

(This write up is based on rosters drafted, however, there have been transactions since the draft)

Mayonnaise Colored Benz (Me):
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 104.3  
Draft Grade: B+ Above average at all positions and a decent bench.
Good: TE, RB, QB
Not So Good: WR

4         Jamaal Charles, KC RB Keeper     
14       Montee Ball, Den RB                      
24       DeMarco Murray, Dal RB               
34       Julius Thomas, Den TE                  
44       Victor Cruz, NYG WR                     
54       Cam Newton, Car QB                     
64       Michael Crabtree, SF WR               
74       Bishop Sankey, Ten RB                 
84       Reggie Wayne, Ind WR                  
94       Michael Floyd, Ari WR                    
104     Terrance Williams, Dal WR            
114     Patriots D/ST D/ST                        
124     Tony Romo, Dal QB                       
134     Darren McFadden, Oak RB           
144     Nick Novak, SD K                           

Chips N Dip:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 101.7875
Draft Grade: C Extremely weak at RB brings this grade way down.
Good: QB, TE, WR (iffy)
Not So Good: RB

8        Aaron Rodgers, GB QB Keeper
18      Julio Jones, Atl WR Keeper
28       Giovani Bernard, Cin RB
38       Cordarrelle Patterson, Min WR
48       Vernon Davis, SF TE
58       Trent Richardson, Ind RB
68       Marques Colston, NO WR
78       Emmanuel Sanders, Den WR
88       Darren Sproles, Phi RB
98       Broncos D/ST D/ST
108     Knowshon Moreno, Mia RB
118     Jason Witten, Dal TE
128     Alex Smith, KC QB
138     Cecil Shorts, Jac WR
148     Ryan Succop, KC K

Sauce’n Ain’t Easy:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 100.98125
Draft Grade: B Mostly above average but no depth at any positions.
Good: QB, WR, RB
Not So Good: Bench

10       Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB Keeper
20       Russell Wilson, Sea QB Keeper
30       Le'Veon Bell, Pit RB
40       Pierre Garcon, Wsh WR
50       T.Y. Hilton, Ind WR
60       Golden Tate, Det WR
70       Philip Rivers, SD QB
80       Stevan Ridley, NE RB
90       Chiefs D/ST D/ST
100     Shane Vereen, NE RB
110     Danny Amendola, NE WR
120     Mason Crosby, GB K
130     DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR
140     Jonathan Dwyer, Ari RB
150     Dennis Pitta, Bal TE

Chocolate Starfish:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 106.36875
Draft Grade: D Besides Peyton Manning I don't see very many above average players.
Good: QB
Not So Good: Average at best at most positions

5        Peyton Manning, Den QB Keeper
15       Frank Gore, SF RB Keeper
25       Jordy Nelson, GB WR
35       Zac Stacy, StL RB
45       Wes Welker, Den WR
55       Ben Tate, Cle RB
65       Torrey Smith, Bal WR
75       Robert Griffin III, Wsh QB
85       Joique Bell, Det RB
95       Kendall Wright, Ten WR
105     Chris Ivory, NYJ RB
115     Justin Tucker, Bal K
125     Greg Olsen, Car TE
135     Buccaneers D/ST D/ST
145     Dwayne Bowe, KC WR

Double Decker:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 101.19375
Draft Grade: B+ Strong at WR and the Best TE in the game.
Good: QB, WR, TE
Not So Good: RB

2         Brandon Marshall, Chi WR Keeper
12       Jimmy Graham, NO TE Keeper
22       Reggie Bush, Det RB
32       DeSean Jackson, Wsh WR
42       Chris Johnson, NYJ RB
52       Andrew Luck, Ind QB
62       Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR
72       Brandin Cooks, NO WR
82       Toby Gerhart, Jac RB
92       Mike Evans, TB WR
102     Danny Woodhead, SD RB
112     Bengals D/ST D/ST
122     Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB
132     Bernard Pierce, Bal RB
142     Phil Dawson, SF K

Red Hot Julius Peppers:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 108.25
Draft Grade: A- Great receivers but may struggle to find points at the RB position.
Good: WR, QB
Not So Good: RB, Bench

3        Calvin Johnson, Det WR Keeper
13       A.J. Green, Cin WR
23       Doug Martin, TB RB
33       Vincent Jackson, TB WR
43       Keenan Allen, SD WR
53       Nick Foles, Phi QB
63       Matt Ryan, Atl QB
73       Pierre Thomas, NO RB
83       Fred Jackson, Buf RB
93       Panthers D/ST D/ST
103     Stephen Gostkowski, NE K
113     Carlos Hyde, SF RB
123     Marqise Lee, Jac WR
133     Khiry Robinson, NO RB
143     Dan Bailey, Dal K

Child Please:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 107.70625
Draft Grade: C+ Good WRs but will struggle to find points at other positions, excluding AP.
Good: WR, RB (AP skews this alot)
Not So Good: QB

7         Adrian Peterson, Min RB Keeper
17       Demaryius Thomas, Den WR Keeper
27       Arian Foster, Hou RB
37       Andre Johnson, Hou WR
47       Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR
57       Sammy Watkins, Buf WR
67       Rashad Jennings, NYG RB
77       Ray Rice, Bal RB
87       Andy Dalton, Cin QB
97       Steven Jackson, Atl RB
107     Steven Hauschka, Sea K
117     49ers D/ST D/ST
127     James Jones, Oak WR
137     Johnny Manziel, Cle QB
147     Antonio Gates, SD TE

2014 FemmineIoVinco:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 105.5
Draft Grade: A On paper this looks like the best draft in the league. Should be the favorite, for now.
Good: RB, WR, QB, TE
Not So Good: none

1         LeSean McCoy, Phi RB Keeper
11       Eddie Lacy, GB RB
21       Antonio Brown, Pit WR
31       Percy Harvin, Sea WR
41       Matthew Stafford, Det QB
51       Rob Gronkowski, NE TE
61       Andre Ellington, Ari RB
71       Mike Wallace, Mia WR
81       Jay Cutler, Chi QB
91       Devonta Freeman, Atl RB
101     Tavon Austin, StL WR
111     Rams D/ST D/ST
121     Matt Prater, Den K
131     Jared Cook, StL TE
141     Alex Henery, Phi K

The trap Black Bottle:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 106.08125
Draft Grade: C-  There's no starting RB on this roster
Good: QB, WR, D/ST
Not So Good: RB

6         Drew Brees, NO QB Keeper
16       Dez Bryant, Dal WR Keeper
26       Randall Cobb, GB WR
36       Julian Edelman, NE WR
46       Ryan Mathews, SD RB
56       C.J. Spiller, Buf RB
66       Eric Decker, NYJ WR
76       Seahawks D/ST D/ST
86       Jordan Cameron, Cle TE
96       Mark Ingram, NO RB
106     Riley Cooper, Phi WR
116     Andre Williams, NYG RB
126     Carson Palmer, Ari QB
136     James Starks, GB RB
146     Robbie Gould, Chi K

The Blackhole Black:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 99.475
Draft Grade: C+ Solid at most of the critical positions, but will struggle during bye weeks.
Good: RB, WR, QB
Not So Good: Bench

9         Matt Forte, Chi RB Keeper
19       Alfred Morris, Wsh RB
29       Alshon Jeffery, Chi WR
39       Roddy White, Atl WR
49       Tom Brady, NE QB
59       Hakeem Nicks, Ind WR
69       Maurice Jones-Drew, Oak RB
79       Jordan Reed, Wsh TE
89       Colin Kaepernick, SF QB
99       Anquan Boldin, SF WR
109     Cardinals D/ST D/ST
119     DeAngelo Williams, Car RB
129     Kenbrell Thompkins, NE WR
139     Adam Vinatieri, Ind K
149     LeGarrette Blount, Pit RB

Power Rankings:
(Based on PreSeason Projections)
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Child Please
3. Chocolate Starfish
4. The trap Black Bottle
5. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. Chips N Dip
8. Double Decker
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The Blackhole Black

Bold Predictions:
Season:
Playoffs:
1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Red Hot Julius Peppers
3. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
4. Double Decker
5. Child Please
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Chips N Dip
10. Chocolate Starfish

2014 FemmineIoVinco is the early favorite in my opinion, however, he never manages his team properly. With that being said I am predicting Double Decker vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz in the championship with Double Decker taking home the cash.

Week 1:
Chips N Dip vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Aaron Rodgers against Seattle to open the season on Thursday night doesn't look good for Chips N Dip. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins this matchup.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This one is a toss up. I'm gonna go with Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch having big games on Thursday night. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Double Decker vs. The trap Black Bottle - The trap Black Bottle will have to hope that somebody other than Jimmy Graham has a big day. Not likely. Plus his lack of RBs make this a no brainer. Double Decker wins.

Child Please vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers' WRs are not going to score enough to make up for the bad RB play this week. Child Please wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - UPSET SPECIAL 2014 FemmineIoVinco's RBs and WRs have bad matchups this week. The Blackhole Black wins.

Back Pats:
N/A

C’mon Man:
N/A

Playoff Picture:
Week 1, everybody's in play.

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