Week 2 Recap

Injuries, Suspensions, and more Injuries.... Here we go:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 100.1 to 86.8. I dodged a bullet this week thanks to DeMarco Murray and the Patriots D and thanks to Sauce'n Ain't Easy for picking the wrong Patriots RB again and sitting Phillip Rivers.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 110.9 to 109.5. This matchup came all the way down to the wire. Chips N Dip can thank the Chargers for kicking a meaningless FG which brought The trap Black Bottle's Defense down to -3 points.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 131.9 to 111.1. Chocolate Starfish had huge performances from Jordy Nelson and the Bills D/ST. Also A.J. Green missed pretty much the entire game with a hangnail.

The Blackhole Black vs. Double Decker. Double Decker won 96.1 to 76.7. Double Decker rode Jimmy Graham to this victory, however, The Blackhole Black just didn't have anyone step up this week.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Child Please - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 94.8 to 91.2. This matchup came down to the Monday night game. LeSean McCoy and Cody Parkey lifted 2014 FemmineIoVinco to victory, but it could have easily been a loss.

Back Pats:
Double Decker - Jimmy Graham killed it this week.

Chocolate Starfish - Jordy Nelson may be back.

Chips N Dip - Aaron Rodgers may also be back.

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Demarco Murray is a beast so far this year.

C'Mon Man:
Child Please - Sat Sammy Watkins on his breakout week.

The trap Black Bottle - I'm not a fan of the Saints RBs but sitting Ingram for Shonne Green???

Bold Predictions:
This week I went 3-2, I'm 4-6 on the season.

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chocolate Starfish - Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins. No explanation necessary.

Child Please vs. Chips N Dip - Child Please has more favorable matchups, but Chips N Dip has been finding ways to pull out wins. Chips N Dip wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy has got some extremely favorable matchups. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Double Decker vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Double Decker will hand 2014 FemmineIoVinco his first loss. Double Decker wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - Red Hot Julius Peppers WRs will bounce back this week. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Chips N Dip
4. The trap Black Bottle
5. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Double Decker
9. Child Please
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. The trap Black Bottle
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Losers:
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Double Decker
9. Child Please
10. The Blackhole Black