Week 1 Recap

Week 1 Power Rankings

The season has begun! Here we go.

Chips N Dip vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Chips N Dip won 106.8 to 98.5. I wasted big performances by Julius Thomas and Demarco Murray this week thanks to Jamaal Charles, Victor Cruz and Michael Crabtree all getting less than 4 points. Chips N Dip looks like he has a stud in Cordarrelle Patterson.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 113.9 to 88.9. Both teams only had 3 guys score more than 10 points. Sauce'n Ain't Easy happened to have 3 players account for 82.6 points.

Double Decker vs. The trap Black Bottle - The trap Black Bottle won 100.6 to 97.2. This game was decided by Double Decker starting Ben Roethlisberger over Andrew Luck. Also The trap Black Bottle's RBs show up to play after I said there were no starters in the bunch. Lets see if that keeps up.

Child Please vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 123.5 to 94.5. Child Please' studs had less than average weeks this week. However, Red Hot Julius Peppers 1,2 punch of Calvin Johnson and A.J. Green started off with a bang. His total score could have been 22 points higher had he started Matt Ryan. Wow.

The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 110.9 to 88.6. 2014 FemmineIoVinco pulls this out with double digits from all of his receiver position players. The Rams D and not starting Matthew Stafford dropped his total down so this could have been way worse.

Back Pats:
Chips N Dip - Cordarrelle Patterson looks like a threat to get the bonus either running or receiving on a weekly basis.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Marshawn Lynch and Le'Veon Bell killed it. If they keep it up he may be a threat to repeat.

Red Hot Julius Peppers - Calvin Johnson and A.J. Green.... gonna get ugly.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - Play Matthew Stafford.

C'Mon Man:
Mayonnaise Colored Benz - left 32 receiver points on the bench. Could have replace the 4.9 I started between Cruz and Crabtree.

Double Decker - Andrew Luck should be your #1. Period.

Bold Predictions:
Last week I went 1-4 in my picks. Horrible start.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - After watching the games last week this matchup could get ugly, but I can't go against myself yet. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chips N Dip - The trap Black Bottle is going to need a huge performance by somebody, and those are hard to predict. Chips N Dip wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Gonna go with big games by Red Hot Julius Peppers Receivers. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Double Decker -  This is looking like the close matchup of the week. Double Decker should squeak out of this won with the win.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Child Please - Child Please has 2 players going against Oakland and 1 going against the Giant, probably the 2 worst teams last week. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
4. Chips N Dip
5. The trap Black Bottle
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. Double Decker
8. Child Please
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
4. Chips N Dip
5. The trap Black Bottle
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. Double Decker
8. Child Please
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black