Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Week 4 Recap


There will be no undefeated season in this league... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The trap Black Bottle - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 137.5 to 118.5. This could have been much uglier as I left Eli Manning's 45.1 points on the bench and I started a defense that scored -5. 

Chips N Dip vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 121.1 to 116.2. This really came down to the fact that Aaron Rodgers threw to Jordy Nelson a few too many times. That ends Chips N Dip's run at an undefeated season.

Double Decker vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Double Decker won 99.4 to 58.4. 58.4 points!?!? C'MON MAN!!!

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Please - The Blackhole Black won 116.7 to 83.1. Child Please really couldn't have fielded a better team this week with 4 players on bye. The Blackhole Black is now on a 2 game winning streak.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 141.6 to 123.3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy put up a good fight with some key players on bye this week, however, he could have won this matchup had he played his only 2 subs available. 2014 FemmineIoVinco is starting to gain some steam. Two of his WRs scored more than 30 points.

Back Pats:
Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 3 game win streak.

The Blackhole Black - 2 game win streak.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2 WRs over 30 points is ridiculous.

C'Mon Man:
Red Hot Julius Peppers - 58.4 points man!?!?!?!?!

Bold Predictions:
This week I went 1-4, I'm 9-11 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The Blackhole Black - Mayonnaise Colored Benz snaps The Blackhole Blacks winning streak. Sorry Mom.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This is going to be a lot close and a lot more explosive than the projections suggest. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins in a shootout.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap Black Bottle - It's hard to pick The trap Black Bottle because I still don't believe he has any starting RBs, but he should win this week.

Child Please vs. Double Decker - Child Please has his guys back, but he better hope the Saints don't take their frustrations out on the Bucs. Can't see him struggle anymore, LOL, Child Please wins.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers should score more that 58 this week but I don't think he'll score enough. 2014 FemmineIoVinco wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy 
4. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
5. Chocolate Starfish 
6. The trap Black Bottle
7. Double Decker
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Child Please

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
4. Double Decker
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. Child Please

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