Week 7 Recap

Low scoring week... Here we go.

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 108.4 to 96.2. On a week where Sauce'n Ain't Easy leaves Russell Wilson's 51 points on the bench I make enough of my own mistakes to not win this matchup.

Chips N Dip vs. The trap Black Bottle - Chips N Dip won 99.9 to 97.4. The trap Black Bottle was bitten by the Seahawks defense and his faith in Joe Flacco this week.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 83 to 65.7. Red Hot Julius Peppers is playing all the players he has available. Injuries are killing his season so far.

Chocolate Starfish vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Chocolate Starfish won 119.6 to 89.7. This could have been a lot worse. Chocolate Starfish had all kinds of guys step up for him this week. 

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - Child Please won 116.4 to 78.4. Don't look now but Child Please has quietly put together a team that has the potential to beat anyone on any given week.

Back Pats:

Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning is still a fantasy beast.

Child Please - Demaryius Thomas has racked up back to back to back big weeks.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Could have won just by playing Eli Manning or Jerick McKinnon.

The trap Black Bottle - Could have one by playing anyone on your bench instead of Jordan Cameron or just by playing Drew Brees.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 3-2, I'm 16-19 on the season. 

The trap Black Bottle vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - I'm ready to put a butt whoopin on someone. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chips N Dip - If AJ Green and Calvin Johnson play Red Hot Julius Peppers has a chance. However, Chips N Dip wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - 7 of his 9 starters are ranked in the top 10 of their positions. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Double Decker vs. Child Please - Crazy good matchups this week for Child Please. Child Please wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco should win this one with his eyes closed.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. Chips N Dip
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Child Please
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Double Decker
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Double Decker
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers