Week 6 Recap

There will be no more salsas... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 135.1 to 98. Chips N Dip completes the little brother sweep on a week in which i could have won had I played Cam Newton. Also a huge loss for me as Victor Cruz will be greatly missed.

Double Decker vs. Chocolate Starfish - Double Decker won 102.1 to 93. Pretty boring matchup here. Luck had a great game on Thursday night and Desean Jackson had a big day Sunday. Both defenses scored -5 in this matchup.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap Black Bottle - The trap Black Bottle won 111.1 to 105.1. All I Got to say is T.Y...... The trap Black Bottle got an amazing performance from Joe Flacco however.

The Blackhole Black vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - The Blackhole Black won 145.1 to 88.4. Red Hot Julius Peppers is going to continue to struggle as long as A.J. Green and Calvin Johnson remain out. The Blackhole Black is making moves as her regulars start having better games.

Child Please vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 138.7 to 111.2. It's starting to feel like you can't make any lineup errors when matching up against 2014 FemmineIoVinco. Child Please could have won if he played Tom Brady over Kirk Cousins and stuck with his hometown Denver defense, or inserted Larry Fitzgerald and his Denver defense.

Back Pats:

The trap Black Bottle - snapped that losing streak.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - on a 3 game winning streak.

The Blackhole Black - Colin Kaepernick might be coming to life.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - believed the Eli hype and missed out on Cam's big day.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - T...Y...T...Y...T...Y

Child Please - Don't bet against the Raiders. LOL.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 0-5, I'm 13-17 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - We are sweeping the rest of the season in honor of Cruz! Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Chips N Dip vs. The trap Black Bottle - Joe Flacco is who we think he is. Turrible. Chips N Dip wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Double Decker - I am assuming AJ Green and Calvin Johnson aren't playing. Double Decker wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Somehow Chocolate Starfish is projected to wins this.... 2014 FemmineIoVinco wins.

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - Child Please has got to start winning some matchups to position himself for the playoffs. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
6. Child Please
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Double Decker
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
4. Double Decker
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Child Please
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers