Week 5 Recap

Everyone has finally won a game... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The Blackhole Black - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 95.6 to 72.7. There's really no way the Blackhole Black could have won this matchup. She could have mad a couple roster moves and scored in the 80s, that's about it.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 120.8 to 75.6. This could have been ALOT uglier as Sauce'n Ain't Easy decided to rest Russell Wilson and Stevan Ridley. Chips N Dip is now on a 2 game losing streak after starting the year off fast.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap Black Bottle - Chocolate Starfish won 121.9 tp 86.9. Peyton Manning had a monster day. His performance alone got Chocolate Starfish more than half way to victory. The trap Black Bottle has now lost his last 4 matchups.

Child Please vs. Double Decker - Child Please won 150.7 to 74.6. Child Please has his coming out party and it could have been worse as he sat Brandon Quick. Congrats on getting that first win. 

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 129 to 73.1. Red Hot Julius Peppers made a couple bad roster moves this week, but it wouldn't have mattered. Calvin Johnson not being 100% is hurting his matchups. 

Back Pats:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 4 game winning streak.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy  - Bench could have won with 5 players.

Chocolate Starfish - Peyton freaking Manning.

Child Please - Got that first W in blowout fashion.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - Eddie Lacy starting it off with a big performance on Thursday.

C'Mon Man:

Tough this week as all the losers would have lost no matter what. However, The trap Black Bottle and Red Hot Julius Peppers are both on 4 game losing streaks. Need to turn it around if you wanna make the playoffs. 

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 4-1, I'm 13-12 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chips N Dip - Like every other sporting event in our lifetime the little brother will be victorious. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Double Decker vs. Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning vs. the Jets.... Chocolate Starfish wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap Black Bottle - Phillip Rivers vs. the Raiders... The trap Black Bottle better hope he only looks at Gates. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - This is the week Red Hot Julius Peppers snaps his losing streak. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Child Please vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Demaryius Thomas vs. the Jets plus Tom Brady back in the saddle. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3.  Chocolate Starfish
4. Chips N Dip
5.  Mayonnaise Colored Benz
6. Child Please
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Double Decker
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Chips N Dip
6. Double Decker

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers