Week 12 Recap

2 teams are eliminated from playoff contention and 3 are fighting for the last spot! Lets Go!

This isn't going to be a rundown of the match ups this week, I'll just highlight the key ones. Let's start with Team Falese. You have been eliminated from playoff contention. Words of advice, find a new consultant, you sat MJD 3 weeks in a row. That's unacceptable. That means #imserious ThisYear gets another week to show how serious he is. Next we have VA Bum Smashers, you have also been eliminated from playoff contention. You had some bad luck on thanksgiving day, however, I'm not sure you shouldn't have just played Beast Mode to begin with. This means that The Blackhole Black pretty much sealed the #4 spot. Sauce'n Ain't Easy will be the #5 seed. The #1 seed has been clinched by The Burg YUH8ME, must have been all that extra time off. The #2 seed is still up in the air. If I lose and My Vick in a Box wins he'll get it. And las but not least we have a 3 way fight til the death for #6 between #imserious ThisYear, Chocolate Starfish and Child Please. Let's run down the scenarios. #imserious ThisYear is in with a win by 19.3 points more than a Chocolate Starfish win. Chocolate Starfish is in with a win by 19.3 more points than an #imserious ThisYear win. Child Please is in with a win and a Chocolate Starfish loss, technically he could get in with a win by more than 83.6 more points than a Chocolate Starfish win. Let's count that scenario out. HAHA. Of course if any of you lose you're out.

I encourage everyone to take this week serious regardless if your fate has been sealed or not. I would love a Bum Smasher victory. I'm just saying.

Theme For The Week:

DON'T FUCK UP

C’mon Man:

Ya Mom's House #Boom… I'm putting myself in here alone this week again. I've talked a lot of shit throughout the season and down the stretch I've managed to blow 4 out of my last 5 games.

Back Pats:

The Blackhole Black - in her first season in the league she's managed to find the playoffs.

Chocolate Starfish and #imserious ThisYear - I remember when y'all were playing each other for your first wins. Now you both have shots at the money.

The Burg YUH8ME - put together a nice late winning streak, thanks to some "back problems", and you climbed up to first.

Bold Predictions:

Not much riding on these match ups but I'll go out on a limb and say Chocolate Starfish will be the #6 seed.

Also I was 2-3 this week and 29-26 on the season. Basically a coin toss.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:

1. My Vick in a Box

2. The Burg YUH8ME

3. #imserious ThisYear

4. Chocolate Starfish

5. The Blackhole Black

6. Ya Mom's House #Boom

7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

8. Child Please

9. VA Bum Smashers

10. Team Falese

Playoff Picture:

1. The Burg YUH8ME (bye)

2. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)

3. My Vick in a Box

4. The Blackhole Black

5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

6. #imseriou ThisYear

Losers:

7. Chocolate Starfish

8. Child Please

9. VA Bum Smashers

10. Team Falese

Week 11 Recap

How the mighty have fallen…

I suffer my first losing streak of the season with an embarrassing loss to Team Falese. I made this week an experiment week thinking it wouldn't matter either way and boy was I wrong. Congrats Team Falese. VA Bum Smashers had a tremendous come back on Monday night to beat Chocolate Starfish and keep himself in the playoff hunt. The Burg YUH8ME keeps on riding the Packers and beats Child Please. He's on a 5 game winning streak y'all. My Vick in a Box beat The Blackhole Black. Finally #imserious ThisYear beat Mike Vickless Sauce'n Ain't Easy. All the teams that had to win to keep hope alive won! This is going to be close.

I went 2-3 this week in my predictions, I am 27-23 on the season.

Theme For The Week

Don't Believe The Hype - Only 3 Teams have clinched playoff births: Ya Mom's House #Boom, The Burg YUH8ME, and My Vick in a Box. The final 3 spots are still up in the air and the final spot looks to be a serious toss up. 5 of y'all are 4-7. Every week counts.

C’mon Man:

Ya Mom's House #Boom… If I don't even touch my lineup from last week I easily beat Team Falese. That's the last time I try to get cute.

Back Pats:

Team Falese, #imserious ThisYear, and VA Bum Smashers - For keeping hope alive. Think the nickname for this group should be Obama's Boys/Girl lol.

The Burg YUH8ME - For picking up Chris Ogbonnaya (24.4 points).

Bold Predictions:

I gotta keep picking myself so Ya Mom's House #Boom over Child Please. VA Bum Smashers will beat his mother The Blackhole Black. The Packers may lose on Thursday and that means I'm picking Sacue'n Ain't Easy over The Burg YUH8ME. Chocolate Starfish will right the ship and beat My Vick in a Box, at least I hope so I can keep a grip on 1 of the 2 first round byes. Finally #imserious ThisYear will bury Team Falese.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:

1. My Vick in a Box

2. The Burg YUH8ME

3. #imserious ThisYear

4. Chocolate Starfish

5. Ya Mom's House #Boom

6. The Blackhole Black

7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

8. Child Please

9. Team Falese

10. VA Bum Smashers

Playoff Picture:

1. The Burg YUH8ME (bye)

2. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)

3. My Vick in a Box

4. The Blackhole Black

5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

6. #imseriou ThisYear

Losers:

7. Chocolate Starfish

8. Child Please

9. Team Falese

10. VA Bum Smashers

Week 10 Recap

And I lose again…

I made a huge mistake and second guessed myself on playing Denarius Moore and it cost me, especially on a week where some of Sauce'n Ain't Easy's biggest contributors had terrible weeks… Child Please beat Chocolate Starfish thanks to the Bills getting smashed and Frank Gore going out with an injury early. VA Bum Smashers beat Team Falese, I have a few complaints about her roster but it wouldn't have mattered. In the closest matchup of the week and literally came down to the last touchdown scored by the packers The Blackhole Black beat #imserious ThisYear by 3 tenths of a point. Crazy. Last but certainly not least The Burg YUH8ME completes the sweep of My Vick in a Box and takes control of the Pimps division.

This is a BIG I repeat BIG week! If either Child Please or Chocolate Starfish win and any of the bottom 3; #imserious ThisYear,  VA Bum Smashers, and Team Falese; lose that team will be officially eliminated from the playoffs! Step your game up! Also at the top the 2 byes are still up for grabs.

C’mon Man:

Ya Mom's House #Boom… Should have played Denarius Moore, it doesn't help that he plays for my favorite team especially since I give #imserious ThisYear for sitting Jets players.

Back Pats:

VA Bum Smashers - Chris Johnson finally showed up!! Congrats on sticking with him.

The Burg YUH8ME - Laurent Robinson was key in your victory this week. Nice pick up.

Bold Predictions:

I'm gonna get it together over Team Falese. VA Bum Smashers will help keep his and his 3 lonely compadres in the playoff hunt and beat Chocolate Starfish. Child Please will knock The Burg YUH8ME off his short lived visit to the mountain top. My Vick in a Box will beat The Blackhole Black, a little late to be having so many byes ain't it…? and finally Sauce'n Aint Easy will beat #imserious ThisYear and leave him wishing his name was I'll be serious next year.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:

1. My Vick in a Box

2. #imserious ThisYear

3. Chocolate Starfish

4. The Burg YUH8ME

5. The Blackhole Black

6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

7. Ya Mom's House #Boom

8. Child Please

9. VA Bum Smashers

10. Team Falese

Playoff Picture:

1. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)

2. The Burg YUH8ME (bye)

3. My Vick in a Box

4. The Blackhole Black

5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:

7. Child Please

8. #imseriou ThisYear

9. VA Bum Smashers

10. Team Falese

Week 9 Recap

My Vick in a Box comes tumbling down to earth… #BOOM

The epic battle between me and My Vick in a Box came down to the wire and thank the lord the Eagles didn't pull off that hook and latter at the end, 22 yards would have tied it. How the mighty have fallen. Sauce'n Ain't Easy beat up a beat down Team Falese, she really needs some of those injured players to come back and she needs to take some advice that is given when asked! The Blackhole Black beat Child Please who could have made one roster move and would have won the game. The Burg YUH8ME beat VA Bum Smashers pretty handily, gotta love them Packers. Last but not least, #imserious ThisYear ends his losing streak and Chocolate Starfish' winning streak.

This is an important week this week. A couple things are on the line this week, I could potentially clench at least the number 2 seed, record wise, with a win. VA Bum Smashers could pretty much eliminate himself from the playoffs with a loss. It looks like 5 or 6 wins is going to be the playoff threshold.

C’mon Man:

Two teams could have won with one roster move each!!!

Team Falese - DO NOT ask me for roster advice anymore. I recommended Reggie Bush and you played Knowshon Moreno and took the loss.

Child Please - You've been playing Julio Jones but this week you sat him and it had major consequences.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy, The Blackhole Black, and The Burg YUH8ME have all been on winning streaks that have put them in striking distance for that number 2 seed and a first round bye. Keep it up.

Bold Predictions:

I will end Sauce'n Ain't Easy's winning streak this week, someone stop Forte please. Chocolate Starfish will right the ship and beat Child Please. VA Bum Smashers will beat Team Falese, or he's as good as his Eagles. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say The Burg YUH8ME will sweep My Vick in a Box this season and take the lead in that division. Finally #imserious ThisYear will beat The Blackhole Black, it's his birthday maybe the fantasy gods will give him a present.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:

1. My Vick in a Box

2. Chocolate Starfish

3. #imserious ThisYear

4. The Burg YUH8ME

5. Ya Mom's House #Boom

6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

7. The Blackhole Black

8. Child Please

9. Team Falese

10. VA Bum Smashers

Playoff Picture:

1. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)

2. My Vick in a Box (bye)

3. The Burg YUH8ME

4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

5. The Blackhole Black

6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:

7. #imseriou ThisYear

8. Child Please

9. Team Falese

10. VA Bum Smashers

Week 8 Recap

And the last of the unbeaten has fallen... Here we go.

Well what can I say? My matchup was over early. Chocolate Starfish whooped my ass. I always knew week 8 would be a problem and it was. Congrats to Chocolate Starfish, he's now on a 4 game winning streak and has jumped all the way to number 2 on the power rankings. Sauce'n Ain't Easy beat VA Bum Smashers with a RB and a K not in the lineup... more on this later. As Philly piled on the points and rushing yardage against Dallas Child Please' chances got slimmer, and in the end My Vick in a Box came away with the victory. The Burg YUH8ME beat #imserious ThisYear, but it started to get interesting with Malcom Floyd having an above average game on Monday night. In the last matchup The Blackhole Black beat Team Falese, nothing really interesting here.

For those of you keeping track I went 0-5 in my predictions this week... That makes me 20-15 on the season.

Sidenote: There were no trades this year! That might be a first.

C’mon Man:
VA Bum Smashers - Sauce'n Ain't Easy beat you without a Running Back and a Kicker. Your team needs some help playa.

#imserious ThisYear - There once was a Newton that had a major impact on this world. Maybe it's time you take a lesson from history.

Team Falese - You could have played Reggie Bush and only lost by 0.9 points. LOL.

Back Pats:
Chocolate Starfish - Buffalo's D? Really? I still can't believe it. Good job on the winning streak.

The Burg YUH8ME - Since you wanted to rub it in my face, yes you called me losing this week. Thanks for the jinx.

Bold Predictions:
I should really start waiting until after waivers clear to make these picks but oh well. I will rebound and beat My Vick in a Box this week.Sauce'n Ain't Easy should continue the trend of beating up on Team Falese. I'm going with Child Please over The Blackhole Black, sorry mom I know it's your birthday weekend and all. The Packers are back and that means I'm picking The Burg YUH8ME over VA Bum Smashers. Last but not least, I'm picking Chocolate Starfish over #imserious ThisYear because he's on a roll.

#BOOM

Power Rankings:
1. My Vick in a Box
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. #imserious ThisYear
4. Ya Mom's House #Boom
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. The Burg YUH8ME
8. Child Please
9. Team Falese
10. VA Bum Smashers

Playoff Picture:
1. Ya Mom's House #Boom (bye)
2. My Vick in a Box (bye)
3. The Burg YUH8ME
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Losers:
7. Child Please
8. Team Falese
9. #imseriou ThisYear
10. VA Bum Smashers