Semi Final Recap

Record points were scored... in a matchup that didn't matter. Here we go!

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. TP CharlieSheening - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 123.2 to 110.6. This matchup came down to Ryan Mathews balling out on Thursday night and Antonio Brown having a big game Sunday night. It didn't help that TP CharlieSheening started Stevie Johnson who got 0.4 points.

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 138.2 to 112.1. The Blackhole Black got solid to great performances by every player she started. Meanwhile, Child Please scrambled to find points lost by Adrian Peterson being out and failed to do so. The Blackhole Black has completed the turn around being worst last season to making the final this season.

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy and The Blackhole Black advancing to the final.

C'Mon Man:
No real C'Mon Man this week. I think both teams that lost just got beat rather than made mistakes, but TP CharlieSheening did start Stevie Johnson for 0.4.... 

Bold Predictions:
I went 2-0 this week making me 4-0 for the playoffs.

The Final:
The Blackhole Black vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This one should be a close one. Both teams have favorable matchups at a RB position and all WR posistions. Who's WRs can out score the other? I say The Blackhole Black pulls the worst to first and wins the final. Good luck!

Playoff Picture:
1. The Blackhole Black
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Losers:
3. TP CharlieSheening
4. Child Please
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Chocolate Starfish
7. No Pryors
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. Coples Therapy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Draft Order:
1. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Coples Therapy
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
7. Child Please
8. TP CharlieSheening
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Playoffs First Round Recap

Upset city!

The first round of the playoffs kicked off with a bang and 2 upsets.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 131.1 to 114.4. Chocolate Starfish has leaned on Peyton Manning all year and this week was no exception. However, Sauce'n Ain't Easy was able to nullify Peyton's 44.8 points with each of his receivers scoring at least 20 points.

Child Please vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - Child Please won 99.8 to 77.8. Both of these owners had poor decisions made prior to the start of the games. Child Please chose the Raiders D/ST (-4) over the Ravens (7) and opted for Eli Manning (12.4) over Andrew Luck (45.2). The trap birdsinthekitch chose Kendall Wright (1.7) over Julian Eddleman (14.7), a kicker in a bizzard (David Akers 0 points), and Matthew Stafford in a blizzard (5.8) over Drew Brees at home in a climate controlled dome (41.8). The trap birdsinthekitch had the more obvious choices in who to play due to the fact that 2 of his starters had 8 inches of snow to traverse. That's how you lose in the playoffs.....

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy and Child Please - got W's

C'Mon Man:
The trap birdsinthekitch - playing in the snow is way better for scoring than playing in a dome, everyone knows that... 

Bold Predictions:
I was 33-27 for the regular season. (4-5 on UPSET SPECIALS)
I went 2-0 this week (2-0 on UPSET SPECIALS)

TP CharlieSheening vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** Sauce'n Ain't Easy has some excellent matchups this week. Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch against the Giants, Ryan Mathews against the Broncos, Andre Johnson against the Colts, Eric Decker is on fire, and the 49ers D/ST against the Buccaneers. TP CharlieSheening has struggled recently since the loss of Aaron Rodgers, and this week it all comes crashing down.

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Plese - This one is going to be tough. I think if Adrian Peterson is not able to play its more open and shut, but The Blackhole Black is also going to take a hit due to injury. Not only is she going to miss the production of Rob Gronkowski, but Tom Brady is also going to struggle (See 15 points per game without Gronk). I think Matt Forte vs. the Browns, Josh Gordon vs. the Bears, and the Panthers D/ST vs. Geno Smith on the road will lead The Blackhole Black to victory.

Playoff Picture:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. The Blackhole Black
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Child Please

Losers:
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Chocolate Starfish
7. No Pryors
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. Coples Therapy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Draft Order:
1. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Coples Therapy
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
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Week 13 Recap

The playoffs are set... Here we go:

In the fight for the 6th and final playoff spot Child Please emerged victorious with a win and a No Pryors loss. (He would have made even if No Pryors had won).

In the battle at the top for the number 1 seed TP CharlieSheening held off No Pryors by .1 points to clinched the number 1 seed.

The top of the draft order has been set. The losers bracket has no bearing on that so continue to set your lineup and play for some pride.

Back Pats:
The Playoff teams: TP CharlieSheening, The Blackhole Black, The trap birdsinthekitch, Chocolate Starfish, Sauce'n Ain't Easy, and Child Please

C'Mon Man:
Gotta put Sauce'n Ain't easy in here for sitting Eric Decker. Could have moved you up a spot.

The Losers: No Pryors, Red Hot Julius Peppers, Coples Therapy and The Burg YUH8ME

Bold Predictions:
I went 2-3 this week which makes me 33-27 for the regular season. (4-5 on UPSET SPECIALS)

Playoffs:
TP CharlieSheening (Bye)
The Blackhole Black (Bye)

#4 Chocolate Starfish vs. #5 Sauce'n Ain't Easy - *** UPSET SPECIAL*** This one is going to be close. Chocolate Starfish has favorable matchups with MJD and Jordy Nelson while Peyton Manning is always the x-factor. Sauce'n Ain't Easy has favorable matchups with Rueben Randle and Andre Johnson. Not a good matchup for 2 of his key contributors in Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch playing at San Fransico. However, I think he has some other guys step up big. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

#3 The trap birdsinthekitch vs. #6 Child Please - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** This one is also going to be close. The trap birdsinthekitc has favorable matchups with Mathew Stafford, Eddie Lacy, Le'Veon Bell and Monte Ball (if Rashad Jennings can't play, who has a bad matchup at the Jets). Meanwhile Child Please has favorable matchups with Matt Ryan, DeMarco Murray, and A.J. Green add those to Adrian Peterson who is always a threat regardless of matchup and the Raiders D as a wild card against the struggling Jets offense. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Child Please
4. The trap birdsinthekitch
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Coples Therapy
8. No Pryors
9. The Burg YUH8ME
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:
1. TP CharlieSheening (Bye)
2. The Blackhole Black (Bye)
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Child Please

Losers:
7. No Pryors
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. Coples Therapy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Draft Order:
1. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Coples Therapy
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
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