Week 11 Recap

I'm in the playoffs baby! Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Daddy's Little Princess won 91.1 to 85.7. Thank you Jesus for the Eagles terrible showing on sunday, -4 points.

Geno 911! vs. Chips N Dip - Geno 911! won 104.2 to 101.1. Geno 911! got a monster performance from Thomas Rawls. Meanwhile Chips N Dip is still hanging on to Jordan Matthews...

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - The trap sucksomthingbig won 86.5 to 51.6. The trap sucksomthingbig keeps himself alive for another week! He is quickly becoming the spoiler as we near the playoffs.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 81.8 to 61.6. Not much to report from this matchup, but The Blackhole Runs Deep had 3 players score under 1 point.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz won 117.2 to 86.7. Club Keno MakingItRain gets his winning streak snapped. Dez Nutz finally got enough of his guys to put up their averages and it lead to a win.

Back Pats:

Adrian Beaterson, Chips N Dip, Geno 911!, and Daddy's Little Princess - Clinched the playoffs.

C'Mon Man:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy and The Blackhole Runs Deep - You cannot afford to leave positions open in a tight playoff race. Unacceptable.

Bold Predictions:

I went 3-2 this week. I am 35-15 for the season.

Chips N Dip vs. Daddy's Little Princess - I'm winning this week and taking over that 1st round bye!

Adrian Beaterson vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Adrian Beaterson probably wins this matchup, but I would like to see Sauce'n Ain't Easy pull it out to make next week more interesting.

Dez Nutz vs. Geno 911! - Dez Nutz wins with his playoff life on the line.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Not sure if we can call this an upset but I believe The trap sucksomthingbig pulls out the win and stays alive for the playoffs!

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - Husband vs. Wife and after this matchup one of them will be scrambling next week to try and make the playoffs. The Blackhole Runs Deep wins.

Playoff Scenarios:

Adrian Beaterson, Chips N Dip, Geno 911!, and Daddy's Little Princess have clinched playoff berths.

Dez Nutz, Club Keno MakingItRain, and The Blackhole Runs Deep - 2 wins and you're in!

The Vagblaster400 and Sauce'n Ain't Easy - 2 Wins and 2 Losses by 2 of the 3 above (Club Keno and The Blackhole play each other this week so you're halfway there).

The trap sucksomthingbig - Hard to believe this but you are not eliminated (Mathematically) just yet! Need 2 wins while scoring record numbers of points (have to make up 264.8 points in 2 weeks!) and 2 losses by 2 of the 3 listed 2 above here (1 of those HAS to be Dez Nutz) plus 2 losses by 1 of the 2 directly above (The Vagblaster400 and Sauce'n Ain't Easy play each other to close out the season). Its improbable but not impossible.

Power Rankings:

1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Chips N Dip
3. Geno 911!
4. Dez Nutz
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. Club Keno MakingItRain
7. The Vagblaster4000
8. The Blackhole Runs Deep
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Adrian Beaterson (BYE) *

2. Chips N Dip (BYE) *

3. Geno 911! *

4. Daddy's Little Princess *

5. Dez Nutz

6. Club Keno MakingItRain

Losers:

7. The Blackhole Runs Deep

8. The Vagblaster4000

9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 10 Recap

Missed last week. Been a little busy... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Daddy's Little Princess won 137.5 to 112.4. Thanks to 0 points from Willie Snead I get to continue my winning streak now at 2. Thanks Sauce!

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - The trap sucksomthingbig won 89.4 to 61. Congrats to The trap sucksomthingbig for getting his second win. The Blackhole Runs Deep cannot afford many more performances like this.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 109.4 to 83.2. The Vagblaster4000 got 0 from Emmanuel Sanders and sat Jeremy Langford. He continues to struggle putting together a lineup week to week.

Geno 911! vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Club Keno MakingItRain won 133.6 to 60. Geno 911! had a lot of key contributors on bye this week so this is partially ok, but 60 points??? Club Keno MakingItRain is now in the playoffs.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Dez Nutz - Adrian Beaterson won 106.1 to 98. It took a last minute 80 yard TD run from Adrian Peterson to secure this win for Adrian Beaterson. However, Dez Nutz also went away from a few of his mainstays in Carson Palmer and Gary Barnidge.

Back Pats:

Club Keno MakingItRain has grinded his way up from the bottom into the last playoff spot. Can he hold on?

C'Mon Man:

The Blackhole Runs Deep and Geno 911! - How the mighty have fallen. Both of you scored 61 or less this week.

Bold Predictions:

I went 4-1 in week 9. I am 32-13 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. The Vagblaster4000 - I need this win to secure a playoff spot. Daddy's Little Princess wins.

Geno 911! vs. Chips N Dip - It would be nice for Chips N Dip to lose. Geno 911! wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson looks pretty tough right now. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Dez Nutz - Club Keno MakingItRain continues to ride this wave. Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

This is about the time of year when I start breaking down playoff scenarios, but this year has been way more competitive. Everyone, with the exception of The trap sucksomthingbig, is still in play for a playoff spot. Don't slip up.

Power Rankings:

1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Chips N Dip
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. Geno 911!
5. Dez Nutz
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. The Blackhole Runs Deep
8. Club Keno MakingItRain
9. The Vagblaster4000
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Adrian Beaterson (BYE)

2. Chips N Dip (BYE)

3. Daddy's Little Princess

4. Geno 911!

5. The Blackhole Runs Deep

6. Club Keno MakingItRain

Losers:

7. Dez Nutz

8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

9. The Vagblaster4000

10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Week 8 Recap

Even more injuries... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Daddy's Little Princess won 141.2 to 117.4. Eli Manning went absolutely nuts this week (55 points). That was the difference. Club Keno can only afford to lose possibly 1 more matchup (based on previous seasons playoff records).

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 86.9 to 63. This was a pretty boring matchup. The Vagblaster4000 had his QB and Kicker score double digits and that's it. Both of these teams are still in the thick of things.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 125.9 to 99.6. The trap sucksomthingbig started the week great with Brady on Thursday night, but that was it. Geno 911! is now alone at the top of the standings. The trap sucksomthingbig is not mathematically eliminated, but historically he is eliminated. Time to play spoiler.

Chips N Dip vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 165.3 to 88.1. Can you guess who had Drew Brees this week??? This was never even a contest as Brees scored enough points to beat The Vagblaster4000 this week all by himself. Chips N Dip has come back down to earth and has lost his stranglehold on his division. Just about every team in the Playas division is 1 game back now.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz won 133.8 to 103.1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy has got to find some scoring from the RB position or he will continue to slide. Dez Nutz went from having 1 win last season to now in the middle of the pack. Good work.

Back Pats:

Adrian Beaterson - Drew Brees! He might still be throwing TDs.

Geno 911! - Continued to grind his way to the top of the standings.

C'Mon Man:

The trap sucksomthingbig - The fat lady has entered the building.

The Vagblaster4000 - Got outscored by Drew Brees this week.

Bold Predictions:

I went 3-2 this week. I am 28-12 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - the reverse pick in my matchups has done well for me, but i gotta pick myself in the matchup. Daddy's Little Princess wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The Vagblaster4000 - This might be the closest matchup this week. Club Keno MakingItRain has outplayed The Vagblaster4000 recently. Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

Dez Nutz vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep will not have Hopkins or Forte this week. Dez Nutz wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip gets back on the win train this week. Chips N Dip wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Geno 911! - In a battle for 1st place in TheLeague I believe Adrian Beaterson wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Geno 911!
3. Dez Nutz
4. Chips N Dip
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Daddy's Little Princess
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Geno 911! (BYE)

2. Chips N Dip (BYE)

3. Adrian Beaterson

4. Dez Nutz

5. The Blackhole Runs Deep

6. Daddy's Little Princess

Losers:

7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

8. The Vagblaster4000

9. Club Keno MakingItRain

10. The trap sucksomthinbig