Semi Final Recap

Record points were scored... in a matchup that didn't matter. Here we go!

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. TP CharlieSheening - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 123.2 to 110.6. This matchup came down to Ryan Mathews balling out on Thursday night and Antonio Brown having a big game Sunday night. It didn't help that TP CharlieSheening started Stevie Johnson who got 0.4 points.

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 138.2 to 112.1. The Blackhole Black got solid to great performances by every player she started. Meanwhile, Child Please scrambled to find points lost by Adrian Peterson being out and failed to do so. The Blackhole Black has completed the turn around being worst last season to making the final this season.

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy and The Blackhole Black advancing to the final.

C'Mon Man:
No real C'Mon Man this week. I think both teams that lost just got beat rather than made mistakes, but TP CharlieSheening did start Stevie Johnson for 0.4.... 

Bold Predictions:
I went 2-0 this week making me 4-0 for the playoffs.

The Final:
The Blackhole Black vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This one should be a close one. Both teams have favorable matchups at a RB position and all WR posistions. Who's WRs can out score the other? I say The Blackhole Black pulls the worst to first and wins the final. Good luck!

Playoff Picture:
1. The Blackhole Black
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Losers:
3. TP CharlieSheening
4. Child Please
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Chocolate Starfish
7. No Pryors
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. Coples Therapy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Draft Order:
1. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Coples Therapy
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
7. Child Please
8. TP CharlieSheening
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10.

Playoffs First Round Recap

Upset city!

The first round of the playoffs kicked off with a bang and 2 upsets.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 131.1 to 114.4. Chocolate Starfish has leaned on Peyton Manning all year and this week was no exception. However, Sauce'n Ain't Easy was able to nullify Peyton's 44.8 points with each of his receivers scoring at least 20 points.

Child Please vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - Child Please won 99.8 to 77.8. Both of these owners had poor decisions made prior to the start of the games. Child Please chose the Raiders D/ST (-4) over the Ravens (7) and opted for Eli Manning (12.4) over Andrew Luck (45.2). The trap birdsinthekitch chose Kendall Wright (1.7) over Julian Eddleman (14.7), a kicker in a bizzard (David Akers 0 points), and Matthew Stafford in a blizzard (5.8) over Drew Brees at home in a climate controlled dome (41.8). The trap birdsinthekitch had the more obvious choices in who to play due to the fact that 2 of his starters had 8 inches of snow to traverse. That's how you lose in the playoffs.....

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy and Child Please - got W's

C'Mon Man:
The trap birdsinthekitch - playing in the snow is way better for scoring than playing in a dome, everyone knows that... 

Bold Predictions:
I was 33-27 for the regular season. (4-5 on UPSET SPECIALS)
I went 2-0 this week (2-0 on UPSET SPECIALS)

TP CharlieSheening vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** Sauce'n Ain't Easy has some excellent matchups this week. Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch against the Giants, Ryan Mathews against the Broncos, Andre Johnson against the Colts, Eric Decker is on fire, and the 49ers D/ST against the Buccaneers. TP CharlieSheening has struggled recently since the loss of Aaron Rodgers, and this week it all comes crashing down.

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Plese - This one is going to be tough. I think if Adrian Peterson is not able to play its more open and shut, but The Blackhole Black is also going to take a hit due to injury. Not only is she going to miss the production of Rob Gronkowski, but Tom Brady is also going to struggle (See 15 points per game without Gronk). I think Matt Forte vs. the Browns, Josh Gordon vs. the Bears, and the Panthers D/ST vs. Geno Smith on the road will lead The Blackhole Black to victory.

Playoff Picture:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. The Blackhole Black
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Child Please

Losers:
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Chocolate Starfish
7. No Pryors
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. Coples Therapy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Draft Order:
1. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Coples Therapy
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
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9.
10.

Week 13 Recap

The playoffs are set... Here we go:

In the fight for the 6th and final playoff spot Child Please emerged victorious with a win and a No Pryors loss. (He would have made even if No Pryors had won).

In the battle at the top for the number 1 seed TP CharlieSheening held off No Pryors by .1 points to clinched the number 1 seed.

The top of the draft order has been set. The losers bracket has no bearing on that so continue to set your lineup and play for some pride.

Back Pats:
The Playoff teams: TP CharlieSheening, The Blackhole Black, The trap birdsinthekitch, Chocolate Starfish, Sauce'n Ain't Easy, and Child Please

C'Mon Man:
Gotta put Sauce'n Ain't easy in here for sitting Eric Decker. Could have moved you up a spot.

The Losers: No Pryors, Red Hot Julius Peppers, Coples Therapy and The Burg YUH8ME

Bold Predictions:
I went 2-3 this week which makes me 33-27 for the regular season. (4-5 on UPSET SPECIALS)

Playoffs:
TP CharlieSheening (Bye)
The Blackhole Black (Bye)

#4 Chocolate Starfish vs. #5 Sauce'n Ain't Easy - *** UPSET SPECIAL*** This one is going to be close. Chocolate Starfish has favorable matchups with MJD and Jordy Nelson while Peyton Manning is always the x-factor. Sauce'n Ain't Easy has favorable matchups with Rueben Randle and Andre Johnson. Not a good matchup for 2 of his key contributors in Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch playing at San Fransico. However, I think he has some other guys step up big. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

#3 The trap birdsinthekitch vs. #6 Child Please - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** This one is also going to be close. The trap birdsinthekitc has favorable matchups with Mathew Stafford, Eddie Lacy, Le'Veon Bell and Monte Ball (if Rashad Jennings can't play, who has a bad matchup at the Jets). Meanwhile Child Please has favorable matchups with Matt Ryan, DeMarco Murray, and A.J. Green add those to Adrian Peterson who is always a threat regardless of matchup and the Raiders D as a wild card against the struggling Jets offense. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Child Please
4. The trap birdsinthekitch
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Coples Therapy
8. No Pryors
9. The Burg YUH8ME
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:
1. TP CharlieSheening (Bye)
2. The Blackhole Black (Bye)
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Child Please

Losers:
7. No Pryors
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. Coples Therapy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Draft Order:
1. The Burg YUH8ME
2. Coples Therapy
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
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8.
9.
10.

Week 12 Recap

It all comes down to the last week...

Gonna do this a little different this week.

The Blackhole Black clinched the division in a Monday night thriller winning her matchup by 1 point. She can finish no worse than #2.

TP CharlieSheening knocked off Chocolate Starfish opening the door for the division and the #1 seed to himself, Chocolate Starfish, and The trap birdsinthekitch. (The Blackhole Black is also in play for the #1 seed)

Sauce'n Ain't Easy sealed his playoff spot up this week with a win over The Burg YUH8ME.

No Pryors and Child Please both lost leaving a 3 way race for the last playoff spot.

Coples Therapy lossed and joins The Burg YUH8ME in the losers cirlce.

Back Pats:
The Blackhole Black - Clinched the division and has a chance to take the #1 seed.

C'Mon Man:
No Pryors - Made a late week adjustment to go with Eli Manning over Phillip Rivers and now once again it comes down to the last week of the season with me on the outside begging to get in...

Bold Predictions:
I went 2-3 this week which makes me 31-24 on the year. (4-5 on UPSET SPECIALS)

No Pryors vs. TP CharlieSheening - I'm praying. No Pryors wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Chocolate Starfish - The #1 seed is potentially at stake. Peyton Manning at Kansas City. The Blackhole Black wins.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The #1 seed is also at stake in this matchup. The trap birdsinthekitch wins.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Coples Therapy - These 2 will be playing each other a bunch in the next 3 weeks. Lol. Coples Therapy wins this one.

Child Please vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Head tells me Child Please wins. Heart hopes Red Hot Julius Peppers wins. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Potential Playoff teams remaining schedules:
No Pryors - TP CharlieSheening
Child Please - Red Hot Julius Peppers
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Child Please

Playoff Scenarios (in play this week):
No Pryors - Win and outscore the winner of Child Please (14.4) vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers (-42.2).

Child Please - Win and outscore No Pryors (-14.4).

Red Hot Julius Peppers - Win and outscore No Pryors (42.2).

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. Child Please
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Coples Therapy
7. No Pryors
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. TP CharlieSheening (8-4) **
2. The Blackhole Black (8-4) (Bye) **d
3. Chocolate Starfish (8-4) **
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (8-4) **
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (7-5) **
6. Child Please (5-7)

Losers:
7. No Pryors (5-7)
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers (5-7)
9. Coples Therapy (4-8) --
10. The Burg YUH8ME (2-10) --

** = Clinched Playoff Spot
-- = Eliminated From Playoffs
d = Clinched Division

Week 11 Recap

The #1 seed is within reach... Here we go:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. No Pryors - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 132.5 to 89.5. I left a few points on the bench, but it wouldn't have mattered. Antonio Brown, 31.6 points, was an absolute stud this week. Sauce'n Ain't Easy is now in the drivers seat of the 5th seed.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 101 to 93. Megatron and Carson Palmer were studs this week, combining for 68 points, the rest of his guys were just average at best but it was enough to get the win. The Burg YUH8ME is officially eliminated from playoff contention. Red Hot Julius Peppers still has an outside chance.

Coples Therapy vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 133.8 to 89.3. The Blackhole Black had strong performances all around while Coples Therapy got 44 from Big Ben and the only other player to get double digits was his kicker. Coples Therapy is now hanging on by a thread to a playoff opportunity.

Child Please vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 70.1 to 96.3. TP CharlieSheening got solid performances from Chris Johnson and the Bills defense, but the difference here was the amount of points Child Please left on his bench (Bobby Rainey 39.7).

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch won 113.8 to 111.4. The trap birdsinthekitch has now beat the powerhouse that is Chocolate Starfish twice this season. This one got relatively close at the end with Greg Olsen pulling a couple late catches but he came up a little bit short.

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Antonio Brown was a stud this week.

The Blackhole Black - Finally putting the right team in.

The trap birdsinthekitch - Beating Chocolate Starfish twice this year. With only 3 losses on his record and 2 coming from The trap thats a big accomplishment.

C'Mon Man:
Child Please - Bobby Rainey's wasted points this week would have given you the win.

Bold Predictions:
The Burg YUH8ME - 2-3 on predictions (1-1 on upset specials)
I went 1-4 this week which makes me 29-21 on the year. (3-4 on UPSET SPECIALS)

No Pryors vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - I have to win. No Pryors wins.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Chocolate Starfish - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** TP CharlieSheening wins and takes over the #1 spot.

Coples Therapy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - One of these brothers will be eliminated this week. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** The Burg YUH8ME starts to play spoiler and wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Please - This is the most intriguing matchup of the week. Child Please needs 2 wins and 2 losses by The Blackhole Black to win the division. I say it gets interesting. Child Please wins.

Potential Playoff teams remaining schedules:
The Blackhole Black - Child Please, Chocolate Starfish
TP CharlieSheening - Chocolate Starfish, No Pryors
The trap birdsinthekitch - No Pryors, Sauce'n Ain't Easy
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The Burg YUH8ME, The trap birdsinthekitch
No Pryors - The trap birdsinthekitch, TP CharlieSheening
Child Please - The Blackhole Black, Red Hot Julius Peppers
Coples Therapy - Red Hot Julius Peppers, The Burg YUH8ME
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Coples Therapy, Child Please

Playoff Scenarios (in play this week):
The Blackhole Black - Win, or a loss by No Pryors

TP CharlieSheening - Win, or loss by No Pryors and Child Please

The trap birdsinthekitch - Win, or loss by No Pryors and Child Please

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Win and losses by No Pryors and Child Please

Chocolate Starfish, The Blackhole Black, TP CharlieSheening and The trap birdsinthekitch are all in play for the #1 seed.

Extended Playoff Scenarios:
No Pryors - 2 wins while outscoring Child Please (or The Blackhole Black), or 2 wins and a Child Please loss (or 2 Blackhole Black losses), or 1 win and 1 Child Please loss while outscoring Child Please, or 2 losses with 2 Child Please losses and 1 loss out of the next 2 by Coples Therapy and Red Hot Julius Peppers while outscoring all 3. 

Child Please - 2 wins and 2 losses by The Blackhole Black and he wins the division, or 2 wins while outscoring No Pryors, or 2 wins and 1 loss by No Pryors, or 1 win and 1 loss by No Pryors while outscoring No Pryors, or 2 losses with 2 No Pryors losses and 1 loss out of the next 2 by Coples Therapy and Red Hot Julius Peppers while outscoring all 3.

Coples Therapy - 2 wins and 1 loss by both No Pryors and Child please while outscoring both, or 1 win and 2 losses by both No Pryors and Child Please while outscoring both and outscoring Red Hot Julius Peppers.

Red Hot Julius Peppers - 2 wins and 1 loss by both No Pryors and Child Please while outscoring both, or 1 win and 2 losses by both No Pryors and Child Please while outscoring both and outscoring Coples Therapy.

***REMEMBER ONLY DIVISION WINNERS ARE GUARANTEED PLAYOFF SPOTS***

Power Rankings:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. No Pryors
6. Coples Therapy
7. Child Please
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (8-3) **
2. The Blackhole Black (7-4) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (7-4)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (7-4)
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (6-5)
6. No Pryors (5-6)

Losers:
7. Child Please (5-6)
8. Coples Therapy (4-7)
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers (4-7)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (2-9) --

** = Clinched Playoff Spot
-- = Eliminated From Playoffs

Week 10 Recap

The injury bug strikes again...

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. No Pryors - No Pryors won 104.72 to 54.16. Red Hot Julius Peppers lost Jake Locker and Mike James early in each of their games make this a non competitive matchup.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. TP CharlieSheening - The trap birdsinthekitch won 101.78 to 80.44. The trap birdsinthekitch escapes and embarrassing C'Mon Man appearance sitting Tavon Austin who scored 44.1 points thanks to TP CharlieSheening sitting Andre Brown who scored 22.9 points. Next time you'll listen.

Child Please vs. Coples Therapy - Child Please won 146.22 to 120.76. Both of these guys had big days from their WRs, however, Coples Therapy needs a lot of help at the RB position.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 118.84 to 100.9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy pulled off the upset surviving a 40 point performance from Peyton Manning. Finally he got a pretty well rounded performance from his key guys.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. The Blackhole Black - The Burg YUH8ME won 123.62 to 106.04. The Burg YUH8ME must have spent a cold lonely night on the couch after beating his wife to keep his slim playoff hopes alive.  

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - pulled off the upset against the power that is Chocolate Starfish.

The Burg YUH8ME - staying competive and potentially ruining playoff seeding and spots.

C'Mon Man:
TP CharlieSheening - ask my advice, I said start Andre Brown, didn't listen... lost.

Bold Predictions:
The Burg YUH8ME - 2-3 on predictions (1-1 on upset specials)
I'm 28-17 on the year. (3-4 on UPSET SPECIALS)

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. No Pryors - No Pryors has the matchup advantage at all but 2 positions. No Pryors bursts Sauce'n Ain't Easy's 1 week bubble.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Child Please - This one is gonna be a good one. Child Please will squeak out a win.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Burg YUH8ME - This won could be the stinker of the week. Red Hot Julius Peppers trying to fill holes and The Burg YUH8ME has bad matchups while trying to stay afloat. I think The Burg YUH8ME pulls out the W.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch better pray the Chiefs D is as good as advertised. I don't think so... Chocolate Starfish wins.

Coples Therapy vs. The Blackhole Black - Coples Therapy has to find some contributions from the RB position. The Blackhole Black wins.

It's that time of year again. Playoffs are just around the corner and we have 6 teams all in the hunt for 4 spots as well as a close division race in the Pimps division. 

Potential Playoff teams remaining schedules:
The Blackhole Black - Coples Therapy, Child Please, Chocolate Starfish
TP CharlieSheening - Child Please, Chocolate Starfish, No Pryors
The trap birdsinthekitch - Chocolate Starfish, No Pryors, Sauce'n Ain't Easy
Child Please - TP CharlieSheening, The Blackhole Black, Red Hot Julius Peppers
No Pryors - Sauce'n Ain't Easy, The trap birdsinthekitch, TP CharlieSheening
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - No Pryors, The Burg YUH8ME, The trap birdsinthekitch
Coples Therapy - The Blackhole Black, Red Hot Julius Peppers, The Burg YUH8ME

Coples Therapy has the easiest road with games against Red Hot Julius Peppers and The Burg YUH8ME remaining.

If Red Hot Julius Peppers wins this week he'll also be in play next week. The Burg YUH8ME needs a miracle.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Child Please
4. The trap birdsinthekitch
5. No Pryors
6. Coples Therapy
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. The Blackhole Black
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (8-2) **
2. The Blackhole Black (6-4) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (6-4)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (6-4)
5. Child Please (5-5)
6. No Pryors (5-5)

Losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (5-5)
8. Coples Therapy (4-6)
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-7)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (2-8)

** = Clinched Playoff Spot

Week 9 Recap

Well, another week has come and gone and for this week’s Recap, we have the Manager of The Burg YUH8ME as guest writer.  Maybe, he can write better than he can manage a fantasy football team!

The most exciting game this week was between Sauce’n Ain’t Easy and TP CharlieSheening.  This one looked like a serious blowout TP taking a huge lead over the Sauce’n crew until A. Johnson put up an incredible 45.9 points with 42 coming in the first half alone.  Of course, TP had the fabulous A. Rogers at QB to play in the Monday Night game so he wasn’t worried too much about Sauce’n and his TE catching up, until the injury bug knocked A. Rogers out of the game in the first quarter.  But, as fate would have it, the lead was too much to overcome and TP came out on top.  Of course, with A. Rogers availability the next few weeks in doubt, TP may have a hard time recreating the point totals he’s enjoyed so far.

With Peyton Manning on a bye week Chocolate Starfish was suppose to be vulnerable but leave it to No Pryors stars to have a down day on Sunday.  V. Jackson, DMC and Jordan Cameron combining for a lowly 3 total fantasy points.  Ya gots to do better than that No Pryors or you’ll find yourself on the playoff couch with me!  Lol

Coples Therapy, The Blackhole Black and Child Please all wrapped up their games early with great scoring and a lot of Luck!  I have to mention Blackhole Black’s selfish hoarding of points this week as she was still trying to get more points from her RB on Monday Night.  I’ve never seen such a display of poor sportsmanship in my life!  With The Burg YU8ME in serious need of points, the Blackhole Black continued to fight for more and more even with her win in the bag, It was an awful, awful display.  The Trap Birdsinthekitch and The Burg both stunk up the score board with The Burg earning the low score of the week dishonors.  It’s time for The Burg to concede defeat this year and take his sorry !%# team with him, NOT.  I pledge not to finish in last place this year which means all you Managers with only 3 and 4 wins are in jeopardy!  
 
Back Pat’s:
Cople’s Therapy, The Blackhole Black and TP CharlieSheeing for scoring above 140 points this week.  Their teams lit it up and if T. Brady for The Blackhole Black started, she would been the top scorer this year.  But she always listens to the wrong Manager!  Lol

C.Mon Man:
No Pryors gets the biggest C.Mon Man.  You had an opportunity to upset the top seeded team and your managerial skills with starts and sits leave a lot to be desired.  You could have won the game with the right players, so, NO EXCUSE!

The Burg YUH8ME is going to stay in the C’Mon Man because you only have 1 win on the season!  C’Mon Man!
Red Hot Julius Peppers; you are a diehard Denver fan and you actually picked the Raiders for your defense which scored “-8”?  C’Mon Man

Bold Predictions :
(I went 1-4 this week. That makes me 28-17 on the year. (3-4 on UPSET SPECIALS).)

The Burg YUH8ME will win out the rest of the season and bypass two others to be named later! 

The Burg YUH8ME upsets—Upset Special--The Blackhole Black this week by 10 points and starts a household family feud that will last until next season.

The Trap Birdsinthekitch wins big over TP CharlieSheening.  Sorry Son, without A. Rogers your team is severely weakened coupled with the fact that neither CJ nor D. Jack will have a spectacular day leaves you with a loss.

Chocolate Starfish crushes Sauce’n Ain’t Easy, sorry Mike, with Peyton Manning and Frank Gore back in the fold, Chocolate Starfish is going to be hotter than your Sauce.  No hope for you this week.

Red Hot Julius Peppers takes out No Pryors.  Even though Red Hot has a 4 game losing streak, his matchups are better this week and No Pryors will miss Jamaal Charles and Jordan Cameron, A LOT!  Lol.

Coples Therapy –Upset Special--will win a close one against Child Please this week.  A Luck will get throttled by the vicious St. Louis Rams defense and WR J. Jones won’t score.  Other than A.P. and D. Thomas, Child Please will be saying please before this one is over!  LMAO! (Should be noted that Coples Therapy is ahead of Child Please in both the Power Rankings and the Playoff Standings)

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. The trap birdsinthekitch
4. No Pryors
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. Coples Therapy
7. Child Please
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
9. The Blackhole Black
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (8-1) **
2. The Blackhole Black (6-3) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (6-3)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (5-4)
5. No Pryors (4-5)
6. Coples Therapy (4-5)

Losers:
7. Child Please (4-5)
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (4-5)
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-6)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-8) - As crazy as this sounds he's not mathematically eliminated yet...

** = Clinched Playoff Spot

Week 8 Recap

Just call it the playoff division... Here we go:

No Pryors vs. Child Please - No Pryors won 111.1 to 98.9. Nothing too interesting in this matchup. Child Please played his best lineup. It just wasn't enough.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Coples Therapy - Chocolate Starfish won 139.6 to 100.8. Despite the quick start with Cam Newton on Thursday night Coples therapy failed to follow through on my upset pick. He got a total of 3 points from 2 RB spots. Not gonna cut it. Chocolate Starfish can clinch a playoff spot this week with a win (hopefully not) or losses by Coples Therapy, Child Please, and Red Hot Julius Peppers.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - The trap birdsinthekitch won 126.8 to 99.2. The trap birdsinthekitch put a lot of stock in that Dallas vs. Detroit game and it paid off. He got more than half of his points from 3 players in that game.

TP CharlieSheening vs. The Burg YUH8ME - TP CharlieSheening won 96.8 to 69.6. For the second straight week The Burg YUH8ME has started a QB that got negative points. Talk about bad luck.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Black - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 69.2 to 52.2. Yes both of these teams fielded full rosters... Only thing to note about this matchup is The Burg YUH8ME would have beat both of you this week....

Back Pats:
The entire playas division - As it stands right now every team is in the playoffs.

C'Mon Man:
The Burg YUH8ME - Its not often that you can say swapping 1 position would have won the matchup on a week when you score less than 70, but Andy Dalton's 46 would have given you the victory.

Special C'Mon Man to the entire pimps division - As of right now all but The Blackhole Black are on the outside looking in and even she is dead last in the power rankings...

Bold Predictions:
I went 2-3 this week. That makes me 27-13 on the year. (3-1 on UPSET SPECIALS).

Chocolate Starfish vs. No Pryors - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** I haven't picked myself that much this season, but with Peyton Manning finally on bye I think this is the week Chocolate Starfish finally takes another loss after a 6 game winning streak. No Pryors wins.

Coples Therapy vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - If Coples Therapy can find some healthy players to start at the RB position he has a chance, but for now The trap birdsinthekitch wins. 

The Blackhole Black vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers' 4 best players are on bye this week. The Blackhole Black hangs on for the win.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. TP CharlieSheening - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** Sauce'n Ain't Easy has some big scorers with matchup advantages. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Child Please - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** The last time they matched up we had a classic with Child Please winning 155 to 151. This should be another close one. The Burg YUH8ME pulls out the upset. 

Power Rankings:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. No Pryors
4. The trap birdsinthekitch
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. Child Please
7. Coples Therapy
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
9. The Burg YUH8ME
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (7-1)
2. The Blackhole Black (5-3) (division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (5-3)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (5-3)
5. No Pryors (4-4)
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (4-4)

Losers:
7. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-5)
8. Child Please (3-5)
9. Coples Therapy (3-5)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-7)

Week 7 Recap

Happy Birthday...! :-)

The Burg YUH8ME vs. No Pryors - No Pryors won 129.5 to 64.4. Sorry to hand you a loss on your birthday. The Burg YUH8ME just had a bad weekend for fantasy. Alshon Jeffery was his only players in double digits and his QB got him -0.9 points.

Coples Therapy vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 123.7 to 89.9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy finally had a good weekend from his big name guys. Meanwhile, CJ Spiller is dragging Coples Therapy down.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 102 to 100.3. This matchup came down to the wire with Hakeem Nicks on Monday night and he came up 20 yards short for Red Hot Julius Peppers. With that being said Red Hot Julius Peppers didn't do himself any favors starting Nick Foles (5.7 points) over Matt Ryan (27.7 points).

Child Please vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch won 122.3to 109.1. Adrian Peterson failed to rush for 100 yards and failed to reach the end zone on Monday night. That disappointing performance contributed to Child Please' loss this week. 

The Blackhole Black vs. TP CharlieSheening - The Blackhole Black won 93.6 to 92.8. This was a back and forth thriller on Monday night with TP CharlieSheening gaining the lead late in the 4th quarter with Peyton Hillis' 3 rushes for 9 yards with 1:48 left in the game. Then the lead shifted back to The Blackhole Black when Greg Jennings caught his 4th and final reception for 12 yards and sealed the win for her.

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - finally playing the right QB and getting back to winning.

The Blackhole Black - overcoming a terrible performance by Tom Brady and holding on for the win.

C'Mon Man:
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Nick Foles over Matt Ryan?

The Burg YUH8ME - After scoring 151 in week 1 you're only averaging 93.5 points per week. (64.4 this week) C'Mon Man!

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. That makes me 25-10 on the year. (3-0 on UPSET SPECIALS).

No Pryors vs. Child Please - Child Please has the better matchups this week. Child Please wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Coples Therapy - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** If there ever is a week for Cam Newton to go nuts this is it against a terrible Tampa Bay team. Coples Therapy wins.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - This matchup could be close, but I think Matt Ryan and Wes Welker have big games. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

TP CharlieSheening vs. The Burg YUH8ME - If there was ever a time to get a bounce back win this would be the week for The Burg YUH8ME, however, TP CharlieSheening has some seriously favorable matchups. TP CharlieSheening wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Black - Sauce'n Ain't Easy should have a big week. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. No Pryors
4. The trap birdsinthekitch
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Child Please
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Coples Therapy

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (6-1)
2. The Blackhole Black (5-2)
3. TP CharlieSheening (4-3)
4. The trap birdsinthekitch (4-3)
5. No Pryors (3-4)
6. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-4)

Losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (3-4)
8. Child Please (3-4)
9. Coples Therapy (3-4)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-6)

Week 6 Recap

FINALLY...! He gets a win. Here we go.

No Pryors vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 104.4 to 93. The Blackhole Black reclaims 1st place in her division thanks to a great performance by Keenan Allen on Monday night. Had I just played Vincent Jackson at any one of my receiver spots I would have won this one...

TP CharlieSheenings vs. Coples Therapy - TP CharlieSheening won 112.5 to 64.5. Coples Therapy had some bad luck. Two of his top scorers, Randall Cobb and Jimmy Graham, both had injuries. Graham scored 0.  However, Coples Therapy continues to sit Cam Newton, 36.7 points, who could have made this score more respectible.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 93.8 to 85.4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy had an average week while Red Hot Julius Peppers had a below average week.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Child Please - Chocolate Starfish won 96.1 to 62.3. This was a prime opportunity to knock off Chocolate Starfish, but negative points from Child Please' defense and less than 10 points from pretty much every other position made that impossible.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. The Burg YUH8ME - The Burg YUH8ME won 128.5 to 89.9. Finally! All that talking and it took 6 weeks to get 1 win. As far as The trap birdsinthekitch goes, not that it would have mattered, but Tavon Austin instead of Vernon Davis???

Back Pats:
The Burg YUH8ME - Finally got a W. I'll let you have the spotlight for a week.

C'Mon Man:
No Pryors - Sitting Vincent Jackson, 28.4 points, cost me the win.

The trap birdsinthekitch - inconsequential mistakes don't usually go here, but never play Tavon Austin unless someone has a bye week.

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. That makes me 21-9 on the year. (3-0 on UPSET SPECIALS).

The Burg YUH8ME vs. No Pryors - Phillip Rivers vs. the Jags. I'm winning this week.

Coples Therapy vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Randall Cobb is hurt and Jimmy Graham is on bye. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Becoming hard to pick against Chocolate Starfish. Chocolate Starfish wins.

Child Please vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch is all in with the Cowboys against the Eagles this week starting 3 Cowboys. I think it will back fire. Child Please wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. TP CharlieSheening - The Blackhole Black has 2 Chargers against the Jags. The Blackhole Black wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. The Burg YUH8ME
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers
5. No Pryors
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
7. Child Please
8. Coples Therapy
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish (5-1)
2. The Blackhole Black (4-2) (Division leader)
3. TP CharlieSheening (4-2)
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers (3-3)
5. The trap birdsinthekitch (3-3)
6. Child Please (3-3)

Losers:
7. Coples Therapy (3-3)
8. No Pryors (2-4)
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (2-4)
10. The Burg YUH8ME (1-5)

Week 5 Recap

Gronk may come back to bite me...

No Pryors vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 120.5 to 114.6. F'n Peyton Manning... On a day when he has pretty average performances Peyton still comes to save the day. Its ok though, I get my revenge on Peyton's bye week.

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch won 97.6 to 77.8. This matchup came down to the fact that Tom Brady didn't do anything and Dez Bryant scored 29.1.

Coples Therapy vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Coples Therapy won 107.4 to 101.2. Both of these teams had pretty average weeks. The Burg YUH8ME is just not that good right now.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - TP CharlieSheening won 142.6 to 88.2. TP CharlieSheening was just unbeatable this week. However, Kaepernick continues to struggle even in blowout victories. That and Sauce'n Aint Easy's weak RB core have been keeping him down. Time to turn it around. Find some gems.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 108.1 to 73.4. This matchup was a mixed bag. Red Hot Julius Peppers had some bad performers, but they were picked up by great performers like Fred Jackson (21.3), Hakeem Nicks (19.2) and even Matt Prater (18). Child Please also seems to need to find some points from the RB position.

Back Pats:
Red Hot Julius Peppers - Started 0-2 and riding a 3 game winning streak to first place in his division.

TP CharlieSheening - had the team of the week, would have beat anyone this week by more than 20.

C'Mon Man:
The Burg YUH8ME - 0 wins through 5 matchups. Historically it has taken at least 6 wins, 7 last year, to make the playoffs. You can only afford to lose 1 more matchup.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Same boat as The Burg YUH8ME. Better find some scorers.

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. That makes me 17-8 on the year. (2-0 on UPSET SPECIALS).

No Pryors vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black is projected to win this week. Karma would have Gronk come back this week... The Blackhole Black wins.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Coples Therapy - I'm gonna go with the team that has the most Broncos against the Jaguars. TP CharlieSheening wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Sauce'n Ain't Easy has to find some scoring. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Child Please - Surprisingly this is projected pretty close. I'll go with Peyton Manning vs. The Jaguars. Chocolate Starfish wins.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. The Burg YUH8ME - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is the week. The Burg YUH8ME wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. No Pryors
5. Child Please
6. The trap birdsinthekitch
7. Coples Therapy
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. Child Please
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Coples Therapy

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. No Pryors
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Week 4 Recap

I thought Gronk would play... Sorry mom. Here we go.

TP CharlieSheening vs. No Pryors - No Pryors won 149.9 to 77.7. This was my upset special this week. Didn't think I would score this much but TP CharlieSheening had some bad matchups. I back in it baby!

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 121.4 to 103.7. Peyton Manning makes Chocolate Starfish a threat every week, but on this week The Burg YUH8ME could have won had he not sat Tony Gonzalez (and Le'Veon Bell who he's been hyping up for weeks but first chance he gets to play him he fails to pull the trigger).

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The trap birdsinthekitch won 142.2 to 112.4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy actually had a decent week, however, Kenbrell Thompkins finally shows up and Drew Brees had a great week.

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - Child Please won 132.7 to 113.9. Adrian Peterson finally has a big day and a good pickup in Nate Washington were the differences in this matchup. On a side note, I was scrutinized for trading The Blackhole Black Gronk for Cruz. Yes, Cruz could have won her this game, but had she never traded fro RG3 she wouldn't have the temptation to play him and she would have had an additional 24.9 points this week resulting in a win and a 4-0 start. Just sayin.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Coples Therapy - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 130.2 to 98.2. Red Hot Julius Peppers benefited from 4 big performances that helped him overcome a 0 and a 0.9 from 2 of his other starters. Side note Coples Therapy dropped Blount for Michael Bush one scored 14 the other... 0. Great move.

Back Pats:
No Pryors - Finally on a winning streak.

The trap birdsinthekitch - Kenbrell Thompkins finally turning it around.

Child Please - Good pick up with Nate Washington.

Red Hot Julius Peppers - Darren Sproles is looking like a big time play maker.

C'mon Man:
Coples Therapy - Dropped Blount for Bush and got 0 points.

The Burg YUH8ME - May not have played Cutler but between Gonzalez and Bell you left 52 points on the bench. Oh, and you 0-4. Gonna be here every week until you win.

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. That makes me 13-7 on the year. (2-0 on UPSET SPECIALS).

No Pryors vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish is projected to win 119 to 110. I would love for this to be an upset special but with Alfred Morris on bye and Darren McFadden questionable I don't see that happening. Chocolate Starfish wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - The Blackhole Black is projected to win 105 to 92 in early projections (no defense currently in the starting lineup). The trap birdsinthekitch has bad matchups pretty much across the board, maybe Tavon Austin will have a big week finally. (Fingers crossed Gronk plays)

Coples Therapy vs. The Burg YUH8ME - The Burg YUH8ME is projected to win 132 to 70 (Coples Therapy hasn't adjusted his roster yet). This could be the week The Burg YUH8ME gets a win. The Eagles play the Giants and Reggie Bush plays the Packers. That could be 90 points from 3 guys. Coples Therapy wins just because I'm not picking The Burg YUH8ME unitl he actually wins a matchup.

TP CharlieSheening vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - TP CharlieSheening is projected to win 113 to 77. Sauce'n Ain't Easy's best player, Antonio Brown, is on bye this week. TP CharlieSheening will win because Sauce'n Ain't Easy will struggle to find points.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Child Please is projected to win 106 to 104. This is probably going to be the matchup of the week. I think it will be close but I think Calvin Johnson against The Packers will be the difference. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. Child Please
4. Red Hot Julius Peppers
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6.  No Pryors
7. Coples Therapy
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Playoff Picture:
1. Chocolate Starfish
2. Child Please
3. The Blackhole Black
4. TP CharlieSheening
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. The trap birdsinthekitch

Losers:
7. No Pryors
8. Coples Therapy
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Week 3 Recap

Good week! Mainly because I finally got a W. The Burg YUH8ME how's last place taste? Here we go...

No Pryors vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - No Pryors won 98 to 85. Not much to talk about here. The trap could have played Drew Brees and scored 12 more points. I got my first win. That took too long, but now lets keep it rolling.

Child Please vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Child Please won 99.8 to 97.7. This got pretty interesting as it turned into a battle between Eric Decker and Demaryius Thomas on Monday night, but trading for Demarco Murray really helped Child Please escape this one with a victory.

Chocolate Starfish vs. TP CharlieSheening - Chocolate Starfish won 117.1 to 84.6. TP's whole team had bad matchups like I said they would. Better luck next week..... NOT!

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 99.1 to 76.9. Takes more than 2 players to win a matchup. Red Hot Julius Peppers just had to fill a lineup with active players to win this one.

The Blackhole Black vs. Coples Therapy - The Blackhole Black won 82.5 to 72.5. This matchup really came down to a horrible decision by Coples Therapy starting Carson Palmer over Cam Newton. But kudos to The Blackhole Black pulling out a W on a week where she was scrutinized for trading for RG3.

Back Pats:
No Pryors and Red Hot Julius Peppers getting W's finally.

Child Please trading for Demarco Murray (31.3 points)

C'Mon Man:
Coples Therapy - Cam Newton's 35.4 to Carson Palmer's 3.5. You were only 1 decimal place off. Hahaaaa

There really should only be 1 C'Mon Man this week but...
The Burg YUH8ME - After scoring 151 in week 1 you're averaging 82.15 points per game. And you have a bench full of players that can't get healthy enough to get on the field. Hope you're rethinking this hoarding strategy....

Bold Predictions:
I went 3-2 this week. Thanks to reverse psychology. That makes me 9-6 on the year. (1-0 on UPSET SPECIALS)

TP CharlieSheening vs. No Pryors -  ***UPSET SPECIAL*** Back to Back upset specials. ARodg on bye and those receivers once again have tough matchups. Time for me to hit my stride.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish just has better matchups; Peyton vs. Philly (look out for 60), Trent Richardson vs. Jax and Frank Gore vs. Stl. Chocolate Starfish wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - Kaepernick gotta bounce back some time... right? Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - This one could go 2 ways. Its either gonna be a close Blackhole Black win or a Child Please blowout. I think Child Please wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Coples Therapy - Coples Therapy is going to struggle this week. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Power Rankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Child Please
4. Coples Therapy
5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
6. The Burg YUH8ME
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
9. The trap birdsinthekitch
10. No Pryors

Playoff Picture:
1. The Blackhole Black
2. TP CharlieSheening
3. Chocolate Starfish
4. Child Please
5. Coples Therapy
6. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The trap birdsinthekitch
9. No Pryors
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Week 2 Recap

No Pryors vas. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 87 to 84.6. I lost this one trying to experiment with marginal players against good match ups. Bad move… Jamaal Charles, Dwayne Bowe and Sam Bradford should have never left my starting lineup…

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. TP CharlieSheening - TP CharlieSheening won 169.2 to 129.4. TP CharlieSheening is off to a blazing fast start. Aaron Rodgers and Those receivers are killing it. 

Coples Therapy vs. Child Please - Coples Therapy won 152.7 to 81.3. After a big game last week scoring the most points, Child Please comes back down to the pack scoring the least amount of points this week. Still early but Coples Therapy is the strongest team in his division.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. Chocolate Starfish - The trap birdsinthekitch won 115.5 to 104.1. Seahawks D scores over 20 against the 49ers. Look out!

The Blackhole Black vs. The Burg YUH8ME - The Blackhole Black won 111.4 to 86.3. After nearly coming back to beat Child Please from down 60 last week The Burg YUH8ME shows his true colors. 2 man show. Better find some help.

BackPats:
TP CharlieSheening - Aaron Rodgers (47.9), Desean Jackson (30.3), and Julio Jones (29.2). Basically won his matchup with 4 guys.

Coples Therapy - Jimmy Graham (28.9), Randall Cobb (24.2), and Brandon Marshall (22.3).

These two have some amazing receiving units.

C'MonMan:
No Pryors - I'm done experimenting.

Child Please - First to worst (score for the week)

The Burg YUH8ME - You need more than McCoy and Vick.

BoldPredictions:
I went 3-2 this week which makes me 6-4 on the season.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. No Pryors - Its a little early for this but lets try the reverse jinx. The trap birdsinthekitch wins.

Child Please vs. Sauce'n Aint Easy - Marshawn Lynch could go nuts against Jacksonville, but Child Please still wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. TP CharlieSheening - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** Those receivers all have tough match ups this week. Chocolate Starfish wins.

The Burg YUH8ME vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Lots of red letters beside The Burg YUH8ME's players. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Coples Therapy - This is for outright control of the Pimps division. The Blackhole Black has a key injury, a bad trade, and a struggling QB. Coples Therapy wins.

PowerRankings:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Coples Therapy
3. Chocolate Starfish
4. The Burg YUH8ME
5. Child Please
6. Red Hot Julius Peppers
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap birdsinthekitch
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. No Pryors

PlayoffPicture:
1. TP CharlieSheening
2. Coples Therapy
3. The Blackhole Black
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Child Please
6. The trap birdsinthekitch

Losers:
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Burg YUH8ME
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. No Pryors

Week 1 Recap

Coples Therapy vs. No Pryors - Coples Therapy won 103.9 to 101.9. Coples Therapy's wide receivers lead him to victory this week. Meanwhile, my running backs have fumbling problems (Alfred Morris, Stevan Ridley, and David Wilson).

TP CharlieSheening vs. The trap birdsinthekitch - TP CharlieSheening won 142 to 95.3. TP CharlieSheening just had a great weekend. His bench would have won this game with only 6 players. Look out!

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 106.6 to 94.9. Red Hot Julius Peppers got off to a fast start on Thursday night but his wide receivers let him down on Sunday. I'm still not sold on The Blackhole Black. She started a player that put up 0 and had it not been for Victor Cruz scoring 3 TDs she probably would have lost.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 136 to 115. Peyton Manning's Thursday night performance pretty much sealed this win for Chocolate Starfish, but Sauce'n Ain't Easy had some good performers on Sunday and Monday. 

Child Please vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Child Please won 155.5 to 151. Child Please ended Sunday with a comfortable 64 point lead only to nervously watch Michael Vick and Lesean McCoy slash it down to 4. 

Three teams scored over 140 while the rest of us hovered around 100. Some of us have some work to do.

BackPats:
Chocolate Startfish: Peyton Manning - 65.3 points on Thursday night. The most points scored in our league by a single player beating Mike Vick who broke my back with 62 in 2010.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy: Colin Kaepernick - 400 yards and 3 TDs (41.7 points)

The Blackhole Black: Victor Cruz - 100 Yards and 3 TDs (34.8 Points)

Child Please: AJ Green and Demaryius Thomas (33 points each)

The Burg YUH8ME: Lesean McCoy and Reggie Bush (30 points each)

C'MonMan:
Red Hot Julius Peppers left Jared Cook and his 29.1 points on the bench which could have helped him to a victory.

No Pryors... Fumbling, bumbling, stumbling and did I mention fumbling? Fumbles by both Stevan Ridley and Alfred Morris cost me at least a tie and not to mention leaving Jordan Cameron on the bench with 21.8 points. 

BoldPredictions:
Last week I went 3-2 in my picks. Decent start. 

No Pryors vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - 49ers play the Seahawks and I'm expecting a defensive showdown. That means not Kaepernicking and no beast mode. No Pryors wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. TP CharlieSheening - This one could be close but I'm going with TP CharlieSheening.

Coples Therapy vs. Child Please - Child Please's lack of a #2 RB and Coples Therapy's WR strength carry him to victory. Coples Therapy wins.

The trap birdsinthekitch vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish has some bad matchups this week. The trap birdsinthekitch wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. The Burg YUH8ME - Kinda early to have this same household rivalry but the Eagles play the Chargers who showed no backbone on defense. The Burg YUH8ME wins.

PowerRankings:

1. Child Please

2. The Burg YUH8ME

3. TP CharlieSheening

4. Chocolate Starfish

5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

6. The Blackhole Black

7. Coples Therapy

8. No Pryors

9. The trap birdsinthekitch

10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

PlayoffPicture:

1. Child Please

2. TP CharlieSheening

3. Chocolate Starfish

4. The Blackhole Black

5. Coples Therapy

6. The Burg YUH8ME Losers:

7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

8. No Pryors

9. The trap birdsinthekitch

10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

2013 Season Preview

No Pryors (Me):
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1579.4
QB:
A. Smith KC
S. Bradford Stl
RB:
A. Morris Wsh
J. Charles KC
S. Ridley NE
D. Wilson NYG
D. Richardson Stl
WR:
V. Jackson TB
D. Bowe KC
S. Smith Car
A. Jeffery Chi
TE:
J. Cameron Cle
R. Gronkowski NE
D/ST:
Buccaneers
K:
P. Dawson SF

TP CharlieSheening:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position):1633.7
QB:
A. Rodgers GB
M. Schaub Hou
RB:
D. Murray Dal
B. Green-Ellis Cin
S. Vereen NE
F. Jackson Buf
WR:
D. Jackson Phi
J. Jones Atl
L. Fitzgerald Ari
T. Smith Bal
S. Johnson Buf
TE:
J. Witten Dal
J. Finley GB
D/ST:
Bears
K:
J. Brown NYG

Sauce’n Ain’t Easy:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position):1618.7
QB:
C. Kaepernick SF
R. Wilson Sea
RB:
M. Lynch Sea
R. Mathews SD
A. Brown NYG
B. Brown Phi
S. Greene Ten
WR:
E. Decker Den
A. Johnson Hou
R. Wayne Ind
A. Brown Pit
R. Randle NYG
TE:
M. Bennett Chi
D/ST:
49ers
K:
B. Walsh Min

Chocolate Starfish:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position):1683.4
QB:
P. Manning Den
T. Romo Dal
RB:
T. Richardson Cle
F. Gore SF
M. Jones-Drew Jac
C. Ivory NYJ
D. Williams Car
WR:
J. Nelson GB
M. Wallace Mia
S. Rice Sea
C. Shorts Jac
TE:
G. Olsen Car
K. Rudolph Min
D/ST:
Packers
K:
S. Gostkowski NE

Coples Therapy:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1637.1
QB:
C. Newton Car
C. Palmer Ari
RB:
C. Spiller Buf
A. Bradshaw Ind
R. Mendenhall Ari
R. Hillman Den
WR:
H. Nicks NYG
B. Marshall Chi
R. Cobb GB
M. Austin Dal
L. Moore NO
TE:
J. Graham NO
D/ST:
Steelers
Patriots
K:
S. Hauschka Sea

Red Hot Julius Peppers:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1724
QB:
M. Ryan Atl
A. Dalton Cin
RB:
D. Martin TB
D. Sproles NO
M. Ingram NO
V. Ballard Ind
Z. Stacy Stl
WR:
W. Welker Den
C. Johnson Det
R. White Atl
T. Hilton Ind
E. Sanders Pit
TE:
J. Cook Stl
D/ST:
Broncos
K:
M. Prater Den

Child Please:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1712.9
QB:
A. Luck Ind
E. Manning NYG
RB:
A. Peterson Min
L. Miller Mis
M. Ball Den
G. Bernard Cin
I. Redman Pit
WR:
A. Green Cin
M. Colston NO
D. Thomas Den
M. Williams TB
J. Jones GB
TE:
D/ST:
Colts
Ravens
K:
J. Tucker Bal

The Burg YUH8ME:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1522.8
QB:
M. Vick Phi
R. Griffin III Wsh
RB:
R. Rice Bal
L. McCoy Phi
R. Bush Det
B. Tate Hou
L. Bell Pit
WR:
D. Amendola NE
J. Jones Bal
G. Jennings Min
S. Holmes NYJ
M. Floyd SD
TE:
T. Gonzalez Atl
D/ST:
Rams
K:
G. Zuerlein Stl

The trap birdsinthekitch:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1676.5
QB:
D. Brees NO
M. Stafford Det
RB:
C. Johnson Ten
D. McFadden Oak
E. Lacy GB
J. Rodgers Atl
F. Jones Pit
WR:
D. Bryant Dal
T. Austin Stl
G. Tate Sea
K. Thompkins NE
TE:
V. Davis SF
F. Davis Wsh
D/ST:
Seahawks
K:
M. Bryant Atl

The Blackhole Black:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 1706
QB:
T. Brady NE
B. Weeden Cle
RB:
A. Foster Hou
M. Forte Chi
S. Jackson Atl
R. Helu Wsh
WR:
V. Cruz NYG
P. Garcon Wsh
A. Boldin SF
C. Givens Stl
J. Gordon Cle
TE:
A. Gates SD
O. Daniels Hou
D/ST:
Texans
K:
S. Janikowski Oak

Back Pats:
N/A

C’mon Man:
N/A

Bold Predictions:
Season:
Playoffs:
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Child Please
4. The Blackhole Black
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Coples Therapy

After doing this write up I believe Red Hot Julius Peppers will be crowned the champ this season.

This Week:
Coples Therapy vs. No Pryors - No Pryors wins, for obvious reasons.

TP CharlieSheenig vs The trap birdsinthekitch - This game is a toss up. Both teams have tough matchups, but until birdsinthekitch shows he knows how to manange a team I can’t pick him. TP CharlieSheening wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - Despite relying on a bunch of Broncos, I believe Red Hot Julius Peppers wins this matchup.

Sauce’n Ain’t Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Starfish has got better matchups across the board. Starfish wins.

Child Please vs. The Burg YUH8ME - This game has the largest point spread of week 1. Child Please will win.

Power Rankings:
(Based on PreSeason Projections)
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Child Please
3. The Blackhole Black
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. The trap birdsinthekitch
6. Coples Therapy
7. TP CharlieSheening
8. Sauce’n Ain’t Easy
9. No Pryors
10. The Burg YUH8ME

Playoff Picture:
Week 1, everybody's in play.