Week 13 Recap

.1 ......... Here we go:

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 110.2 to 110.1. And I missed the playoffs by that much... .1

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. The trap Black Bottle - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 150.3 to 109.5. Absolute blowout. The Rams D lead the way with 37 points against the terrible Raiders...

Chips N Dip vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 122.6 to 102. Double Decker pulls out the win to secure his spot in the playoffs. Meanwhile Chips N Dip continues to struggle finding a lineup with his 3rd straight loss.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Child Please - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 144.9 to 112.2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy finishes the season strong to take the overall #1 spot in the league. Also broke the league scoring record by .9 points. Good work.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 100 to 85.9. The Blackhole Black finishes the season with 5 straight wins propelling her to the #3 seed. Good job getting the early struggles turned around.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Looking like the favorite to become the first repeat champ in the leagues history.

All the teams that made the playoffs. It was a tight race this year.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - .1 enough said

Bold Predictions:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy and 2014 FemmineIoVinco (byes)

Double Decker vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip will finally figure out his lineup. Chips N Dip wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The Blackhole Black - Chocolate Starfish just isn't that good. The Blackhole Black wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Child Please
4. Chips N Dip
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Double Decker
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. The Blackhole Black
4. Chips N Dip
5. Double Decker
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 12 Recap

It's Thanksgiving and I'm not in town...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy, 2014 FemmineIoVinco, Chips N Dip, The Blackhole Black, and Chocolate Starfish for making the playoffs.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz and Double Decker for not handling business.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 2-3, I'm 29-31 on the season. 

Not predicting this week. Good luck to everyone that is still in the hunt!

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Child Please
4. Chips N Dip
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Chocolate Starfish
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Double Decker
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. The Blackhole Black
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. Double Decker
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 11 Recap

We're coming up on the homestretch... Here we go

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Double Decker - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 147.6 to 77.8. I had big games from just about every player in my lineup this week. Double Decker really couldn't have done anything else this week.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Chips N Dip - Chocolate Starfish won 91.2 to 85.5. This was a pretty average day for both teams and both teams got as much out of their lineups as possible. Chips N Dip is now in danger of slipping in the seeding.

The Blackhole Black vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The Blackhole Black won 156 to 107.3. The Blackhole Black may have found a good lineup. It only took the whole season to figure out.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Child Please - The trap Black Bottle won 80.9 to 76.1. Child Please could have won this matchup with one roster change. Both of these guys now need tons of help to get to the playoffs.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 100.5 to 65.5. The rough year for Red Hot Julius Peppers continues. 2014 FemmineIoVinco gets a much needed win as his grasp on that bye has been slipping.

Playoff Scenarios:

Child Please and The trap Black Bottle will be eliminated with a loss and wins by two of Double Decker, Mayonnaise Colored Benz, and The Blackhole Black. Good Luck.

No Team has mathematically clinched a playoff birth yet.

Back Pats:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz and The Blackhole Black - getting back into the playoff

C'Mon Man:

Child Please - losing a crucial matchup this week.

Chips N Dip - slipping in the standings.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 1-4, I'm 27-28 on the season. 

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - I'm winning this eyes close. Murray vs. the Giants and Charles vs. the Raiders. Nuff said.

Double Decker vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - For my own sanity it would help if Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins so i'm picking him.

Child Please vs. Chocolate Starfish - Arian Foster should be back and that should help lift Child Please to victory.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - If there was ever a week Red Hot Julius Peppers could win it would be this week. 

Chips N Dip vs. The Blackhole Black - As before for my own sanity I am picking Chips N Dip to win this matchup.

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Chips N Dip
4. Child Please
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. The Blackhole Black
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Double Decker
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. The Blackhole Black
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. Double Decker
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 10 Recap

It took 51 minutes through Monday nights game for me to squeak by... Here we go!

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Child Please - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 123.3 to 89.1. I was losing this matchup for most of the weekend and it wasn't until 9 minutes left in the 4th quarter of the Monday night game that I finally pulled ahead.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 142 to 108.2. Peyton Manning and Jordy Nelson had huge games this week. Hard to beat damn near 80 points from 2 guys.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 158.7 to 97.6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy won this matchup without an addition receiver and without a defense in his lineup. He would have also beat 8 other teams this week.

Chips N Dip vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Chips N Dip won 180.3 to 74.5. Chips N Dip had a huge week. Also, 2014 FemmineIoVinco only had 1 guy show up this week. 

Double Decker vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 113.6 to 111.2. This matchup also came down to the wire on Monday night. Jordan Mathews had such a big night that Jeremy Maclin was a non factor for Double Decker.

Red Hot Julius Peppers is officially eliminated from playoff contention. Next week The trap Black Bottle may be in the same boat.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - 158.7 with 2 open roster spots.

Chips N Dip - 180.3 points is ridiculous.

C'Mon Man:

Double Decker - Browns D/ST would have given you the win this week.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 3-2, I'm 26-24 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Double Decker - I gotta get a couple more wins to secure my spot. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Chips N Dip - Look out for another big week from Chips N Dip. Chips N Dip wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The Bears are falling off and The Blackhole Black starts 3 Bears. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Child Please - The trap Black Bottle has some key bye players this week. Child Please wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - ***UPSET SPECIAL*** 2014 FemmineIoVinco needs to find some guys to step up for bye week players. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Chips N Dip
4. Child Please
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Double Decker
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Double Decker
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 9 Recap

Teams are begging to separate themselves.... Here we go:

Chocolate Starfish vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Chocolate Starfish won 95.8 to 76.3. We both had bad weeks, however, Chocolate Starfish had a monster performance from the Dolphins defense.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chips N Dip - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 114 to 93. Don't look now, but Sauce'n Ain't Easy just took over 1st place in his division, with the tie breaker, and is sitting pretty to clinch a first round bye. 

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap Black Bottle - The Blackhole Black won 117 to 116.4. It took 19 from Vinatieri on Monday night to get this victory. The Blackhole Black is now within reach of a playoff spot.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 144.1 to 126. This was one of those weeks where 2014 FemmineIoVinco would have beat anyone else except Double Decker. Double Decker is now tied for 1st place in his division with 2014 FemmineIoVinco.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Child Please won 124.4 to 73.9. The bad luck continues for Red Hot Julius Peppers as Nick Foles left his game before half and is probably lost for the fantasy season.  Red Hot Julius Peppers isn't yet mathematically eliminated, but it would take a miracle.

Back Pats:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy and Child Please - both on 3 game winning streaks.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 4 weeks ago I was in first place. 4 weeks later and 4 losses later I'm sitting on the bubble. 

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 3-2, I'm 23-22 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Child Please - I gotta get a win this week. Child Please has Tom Brady and Arian Foster on bye this week. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning is playing Oakland. Chocolate Starfish wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - *UPSET SPECIAL* Sauce'n Ain't Easy needs to find some bye week replacements and Megatron is back. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Chips N Dip vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco is putting his trust in Jay Cutler. Chips N Dip wins.

Double Decker vs. The Blackhole Black - Ben Roethlisberger has been playing out of his mind. He has the Jets this week. Double Decker wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Child Please
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chips N Dip
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Double Decker
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco (BYE)
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy (BYE)
3. Chips N Dip
4. Double Decker
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Child Please

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 8 Recap

Record breaking week... Here we go:

The trap Black Bottle vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - The trap Black Bottle won 107.9 to 90.9. The trap Black Bottle had guys show up big time on Sunday night and I got 0 from Michael Floyd. Simple as that.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 113.9 to 75.7. Red Hot Julius Peppers continues to do the best he can with the players he has available. Its just not gonna be enough right now.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 123.5 to 101.7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy just keeps racking up wins. As long as Calvin Johnson is out Golden Tate is going to continue to push this team over the top.

Double Decker vs. Child Please - Child Please won 198.6 to 145.2. The highest amount of points ever recorded in a single week in this league's 6 year history. Double Decker would have beat 8 other teams this week. Talk about a bad draw.

The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 159.9 to 105.5. Gronk and Antonio Brown had huge days, which sealed the deal here for 2014 FemmineIoVinco.

Back Pats:

Child Please - Damn near a perfect lineup this week.

C'Mon Man:

None - The results would have stood regardless of lineup adjustments.

Honorable Mention - The Blackhole Black - Gave up on Tom Brady.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 4-1, I'm 20-20 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chocolate Starfish - Gotta take advantage of this week where Chocolate Starfish has a couple key guys on bye. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chips N Dip- Look for Wilson and Lynch to have huge days against the Raiders. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap Black Bottle - The Bears have a bye which means half of The Blackhole Black's team is missing this week. The trap Black Bottle wins.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Double Decker - *UPSET SPECIAL* No real ground to stand on on this one. Would just like to see 2014 FemmineIoVinco get pushed for that division. Double Decker wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Red Hot Julius Peppers badly needs a victory this week as he will be the first out of the playoffs if he loses. I think he will be eliminated this week. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Child Please
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chips N Dip
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Double Decker
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Double Decker
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. Child Please
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 7 Recap

Low scoring week... Here we go.

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 108.4 to 96.2. On a week where Sauce'n Ain't Easy leaves Russell Wilson's 51 points on the bench I make enough of my own mistakes to not win this matchup.

Chips N Dip vs. The trap Black Bottle - Chips N Dip won 99.9 to 97.4. The trap Black Bottle was bitten by the Seahawks defense and his faith in Joe Flacco this week.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 83 to 65.7. Red Hot Julius Peppers is playing all the players he has available. Injuries are killing his season so far.

Chocolate Starfish vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Chocolate Starfish won 119.6 to 89.7. This could have been a lot worse. Chocolate Starfish had all kinds of guys step up for him this week. 

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - Child Please won 116.4 to 78.4. Don't look now but Child Please has quietly put together a team that has the potential to beat anyone on any given week.

Back Pats:

Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning is still a fantasy beast.

Child Please - Demaryius Thomas has racked up back to back to back big weeks.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Could have won just by playing Eli Manning or Jerick McKinnon.

The trap Black Bottle - Could have one by playing anyone on your bench instead of Jordan Cameron or just by playing Drew Brees.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 3-2, I'm 16-19 on the season. 

The trap Black Bottle vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - I'm ready to put a butt whoopin on someone. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chips N Dip - If AJ Green and Calvin Johnson play Red Hot Julius Peppers has a chance. However, Chips N Dip wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - 7 of his 9 starters are ranked in the top 10 of their positions. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Double Decker vs. Child Please - Crazy good matchups this week for Child Please. Child Please wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco should win this one with his eyes closed.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. Chips N Dip
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Child Please
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Double Decker
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Double Decker
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 6 Recap

There will be no more salsas... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 135.1 to 98. Chips N Dip completes the little brother sweep on a week in which i could have won had I played Cam Newton. Also a huge loss for me as Victor Cruz will be greatly missed.

Double Decker vs. Chocolate Starfish - Double Decker won 102.1 to 93. Pretty boring matchup here. Luck had a great game on Thursday night and Desean Jackson had a big day Sunday. Both defenses scored -5 in this matchup.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap Black Bottle - The trap Black Bottle won 111.1 to 105.1. All I Got to say is T.Y...... The trap Black Bottle got an amazing performance from Joe Flacco however.

The Blackhole Black vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - The Blackhole Black won 145.1 to 88.4. Red Hot Julius Peppers is going to continue to struggle as long as A.J. Green and Calvin Johnson remain out. The Blackhole Black is making moves as her regulars start having better games.

Child Please vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 138.7 to 111.2. It's starting to feel like you can't make any lineup errors when matching up against 2014 FemmineIoVinco. Child Please could have won if he played Tom Brady over Kirk Cousins and stuck with his hometown Denver defense, or inserted Larry Fitzgerald and his Denver defense.

Back Pats:

The trap Black Bottle - snapped that losing streak.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - on a 3 game winning streak.

The Blackhole Black - Colin Kaepernick might be coming to life.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - believed the Eli hype and missed out on Cam's big day.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - T...Y...T...Y...T...Y

Child Please - Don't bet against the Raiders. LOL.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 0-5, I'm 13-17 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - We are sweeping the rest of the season in honor of Cruz! Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Chips N Dip vs. The trap Black Bottle - Joe Flacco is who we think he is. Turrible. Chips N Dip wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Double Decker - I am assuming AJ Green and Calvin Johnson aren't playing. Double Decker wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Somehow Chocolate Starfish is projected to wins this.... 2014 FemmineIoVinco wins.

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - Child Please has got to start winning some matchups to position himself for the playoffs. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
6. Child Please
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Double Decker
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
4. Double Decker
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Child Please
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 5 Recap

Everyone has finally won a game... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The Blackhole Black - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 95.6 to 72.7. There's really no way the Blackhole Black could have won this matchup. She could have mad a couple roster moves and scored in the 80s, that's about it.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 120.8 to 75.6. This could have been ALOT uglier as Sauce'n Ain't Easy decided to rest Russell Wilson and Stevan Ridley. Chips N Dip is now on a 2 game losing streak after starting the year off fast.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap Black Bottle - Chocolate Starfish won 121.9 tp 86.9. Peyton Manning had a monster day. His performance alone got Chocolate Starfish more than half way to victory. The trap Black Bottle has now lost his last 4 matchups.

Child Please vs. Double Decker - Child Please won 150.7 to 74.6. Child Please has his coming out party and it could have been worse as he sat Brandon Quick. Congrats on getting that first win. 

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 129 to 73.1. Red Hot Julius Peppers made a couple bad roster moves this week, but it wouldn't have mattered. Calvin Johnson not being 100% is hurting his matchups. 

Back Pats:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 4 game winning streak.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy  - Bench could have won with 5 players.

Chocolate Starfish - Peyton freaking Manning.

Child Please - Got that first W in blowout fashion.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - Eddie Lacy starting it off with a big performance on Thursday.

C'Mon Man:

Tough this week as all the losers would have lost no matter what. However, The trap Black Bottle and Red Hot Julius Peppers are both on 4 game losing streaks. Need to turn it around if you wanna make the playoffs. 

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 4-1, I'm 13-12 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chips N Dip - Like every other sporting event in our lifetime the little brother will be victorious. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Double Decker vs. Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning vs. the Jets.... Chocolate Starfish wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap Black Bottle - Phillip Rivers vs. the Raiders... The trap Black Bottle better hope he only looks at Gates. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - This is the week Red Hot Julius Peppers snaps his losing streak. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Child Please vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Demaryius Thomas vs. the Jets plus Tom Brady back in the saddle. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3.  Chocolate Starfish
4. Chips N Dip
5.  Mayonnaise Colored Benz
6. Child Please
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Double Decker
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Chips N Dip
6. Double Decker

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 4 Recap

There will be no undefeated season in this league... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The trap Black Bottle - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 137.5 to 118.5. This could have been much uglier as I left Eli Manning's 45.1 points on the bench and I started a defense that scored -5. 

Chips N Dip vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 121.1 to 116.2. This really came down to the fact that Aaron Rodgers threw to Jordy Nelson a few too many times. That ends Chips N Dip's run at an undefeated season.

Double Decker vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Double Decker won 99.4 to 58.4. 58.4 points!?!? C'MON MAN!!!

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Please - The Blackhole Black won 116.7 to 83.1. Child Please really couldn't have fielded a better team this week with 4 players on bye. The Blackhole Black is now on a 2 game winning streak.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 141.6 to 123.3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy put up a good fight with some key players on bye this week, however, he could have won this matchup had he played his only 2 subs available. 2014 FemmineIoVinco is starting to gain some steam. Two of his WRs scored more than 30 points.

Back Pats:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 3 game win streak.

The Blackhole Black - 2 game win streak.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2 WRs over 30 points is ridiculous.

C'Mon Man:

Red Hot Julius Peppers - 58.4 points man!?!?!?!?!

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 1-4, I'm 9-11 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The Blackhole Black - Mayonnaise Colored Benz snaps The Blackhole Blacks winning streak. Sorry Mom.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This is going to be a lot close and a lot more explosive than the projections suggest. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins in a shootout.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap Black Bottle - It's hard to pick The trap Black Bottle because I still don't believe he has any starting RBs, but he should win this week.

Child Please vs. Double Decker - Child Please has his guys back, but he better hope the Saints don't take their frustrations out on the Bucs. Can't see him struggle anymore, LOL, Child Please wins.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers should score more that 58 this week but I don't think he'll score enough. 2014 FemmineIoVinco wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Chips N Dip
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy 
4. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
5. Chocolate Starfish 
6. The trap Black Bottle
7. Double Decker
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Child Please

Playoff Picture:

1. Chips N Dip
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
4. Double Decker
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. Child Please

Week 3 Recap

1 Totally defeated and 1 Undefeated... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chocolate Starfish - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 102.7 to 77.1. Demarco Murray continues to be a stud and Knile Davis did a great job filling in for Jamaal Charles.

Child Please vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 130.8 to 101.6. Julio Jones kicked off this matchup with a monster performance on Thursday night and it was all smooth sledding from there.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 121.4 to 80.5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy cruised to this victory with 4 players scoring more than 20 and an additional with 16.

Double Decker vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Double Decker won 107.9 to 104.2. Andrew Luck lit it up on Sunday, but that wasn't enough to put it away. Double Decker squeaked out this victory on Monday night.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - The Blackhole Black won 95 to 88.3. Red Hot Julius Peppers would have been closer to winning this matchup had he not fielded a defense. 

Back Pats:
The Blackhole Black - Getting her first win.

Double Decker - Andrew Luck put up 45.3 points helping him knock off 2014 FemmineIoVinco.

Chips N Dip - Julio Jones started this week off and now he is undefeated.

C'Mon Man:
Child Please - gotta get a W.

Red Hot Julius Peppers - 1 roster move would have gave you the win this week.

Bold Predictions:
This week I went 4-1, I'm 8-7 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The trap Black Bottle - With the Saints playing the Cowboys this week. The trap Black Bottle should get some huge contributions from Brees and Dez. The trap Black Bottle wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Chips N Dip - No Peyton Manning this week. Chips N Dip wins.

Double Decker vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Big brother has a lot of favorable matchups this week. Megatron will lead Red Hot Julius Peppers to victory this week.

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Please - This is the week for Child please to get his first win. Child Please wins in a low scoring affair.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Antonio Brown playing the Buccaneers could swing this matchup in favor of 2014 FemmineIoVinco. 2014 FemmineIoVinco wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Red Hot Julius Peppers
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
5. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
6. Double Decker
7. Chocolate Starfish
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Child Please
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
4. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
5. Double Decker
6. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Losers:
7. Chocolate Starfish
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Child Please

Week 2 Recap

Injuries, Suspensions, and more Injuries.... Here we go:

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 100.1 to 86.8. I dodged a bullet this week thanks to DeMarco Murray and the Patriots D and thanks to Sauce'n Ain't Easy for picking the wrong Patriots RB again and sitting Phillip Rivers.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 110.9 to 109.5. This matchup came all the way down to the wire. Chips N Dip can thank the Chargers for kicking a meaningless FG which brought The trap Black Bottle's Defense down to -3 points.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 131.9 to 111.1. Chocolate Starfish had huge performances from Jordy Nelson and the Bills D/ST. Also A.J. Green missed pretty much the entire game with a hangnail.

The Blackhole Black vs. Double Decker. Double Decker won 96.1 to 76.7. Double Decker rode Jimmy Graham to this victory, however, The Blackhole Black just didn't have anyone step up this week.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Child Please - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 94.8 to 91.2. This matchup came down to the Monday night game. LeSean McCoy and Cody Parkey lifted 2014 FemmineIoVinco to victory, but it could have easily been a loss.

Back Pats:
Double Decker - Jimmy Graham killed it this week.

Chocolate Starfish - Jordy Nelson may be back.

Chips N Dip - Aaron Rodgers may also be back.

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Demarco Murray is a beast so far this year.

C'Mon Man:
Child Please - Sat Sammy Watkins on his breakout week.

The trap Black Bottle - I'm not a fan of the Saints RBs but sitting Ingram for Shonne Green???

Bold Predictions:
This week I went 3-2, I'm 4-6 on the season.

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chocolate Starfish - Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins. No explanation necessary.

Child Please vs. Chips N Dip - Child Please has more favorable matchups, but Chips N Dip has been finding ways to pull out wins. Chips N Dip wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy has got some extremely favorable matchups. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Double Decker vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Double Decker will hand 2014 FemmineIoVinco his first loss. Double Decker wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. The Blackhole Black - Red Hot Julius Peppers WRs will bounce back this week. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Chocolate Starfish
3. Chips N Dip
4. The trap Black Bottle
5. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Double Decker
9. Child Please
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Red Hot Julius Peppers
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. The trap Black Bottle
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

Losers:
7. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
8. Double Decker
9. Child Please
10. The Blackhole Black

Week 1 Recap

Week 1 Power Rankings

The season has begun! Here we go.

Chips N Dip vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Chips N Dip won 106.8 to 98.5. I wasted big performances by Julius Thomas and Demarco Murray this week thanks to Jamaal Charles, Victor Cruz and Michael Crabtree all getting less than 4 points. Chips N Dip looks like he has a stud in Cordarrelle Patterson.

Chocolate Starfish vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 113.9 to 88.9. Both teams only had 3 guys score more than 10 points. Sauce'n Ain't Easy happened to have 3 players account for 82.6 points.

Double Decker vs. The trap Black Bottle - The trap Black Bottle won 100.6 to 97.2. This game was decided by Double Decker starting Ben Roethlisberger over Andrew Luck. Also The trap Black Bottle's RBs show up to play after I said there were no starters in the bunch. Lets see if that keeps up.

Child Please vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers won 123.5 to 94.5. Child Please' studs had less than average weeks this week. However, Red Hot Julius Peppers 1,2 punch of Calvin Johnson and A.J. Green started off with a bang. His total score could have been 22 points higher had he started Matt Ryan. Wow.

The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 110.9 to 88.6. 2014 FemmineIoVinco pulls this out with double digits from all of his receiver position players. The Rams D and not starting Matthew Stafford dropped his total down so this could have been way worse.

Back Pats:
Chips N Dip - Cordarrelle Patterson looks like a threat to get the bonus either running or receiving on a weekly basis.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Marshawn Lynch and Le'Veon Bell killed it. If they keep it up he may be a threat to repeat.

Red Hot Julius Peppers - Calvin Johnson and A.J. Green.... gonna get ugly.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - Play Matthew Stafford.

C'Mon Man:
Mayonnaise Colored Benz - left 32 receiver points on the bench. Could have replace the 4.9 I started between Cruz and Crabtree.

Double Decker - Andrew Luck should be your #1. Period.

Bold Predictions:
Last week I went 1-4 in my picks. Horrible start.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - After watching the games last week this matchup could get ugly, but I can't go against myself yet. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

The trap Black Bottle vs. Chips N Dip - The trap Black Bottle is going to need a huge performance by somebody, and those are hard to predict. Chips N Dip wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chocolate Starfish - Gonna go with big games by Red Hot Julius Peppers Receivers. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Double Decker -  This is looking like the close matchup of the week. Double Decker should squeak out of this won with the win.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Child Please - Child Please has 2 players going against Oakland and 1 going against the Giant, probably the 2 worst teams last week. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
4. Chips N Dip
5. The trap Black Bottle
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. Double Decker
8. Child Please
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
4. Chips N Dip
5. The trap Black Bottle
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. Double Decker
8. Child Please
9. Chocolate Starfish
10. The Blackhole Black