Week 8 Recap

Record breaking week... Here we go:

The trap Black Bottle vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - The trap Black Bottle won 107.9 to 90.9. The trap Black Bottle had guys show up big time on Sunday night and I got 0 from Michael Floyd. Simple as that.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 113.9 to 75.7. Red Hot Julius Peppers continues to do the best he can with the players he has available. Its just not gonna be enough right now.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 123.5 to 101.7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy just keeps racking up wins. As long as Calvin Johnson is out Golden Tate is going to continue to push this team over the top.

Double Decker vs. Child Please - Child Please won 198.6 to 145.2. The highest amount of points ever recorded in a single week in this league's 6 year history. Double Decker would have beat 8 other teams this week. Talk about a bad draw.

The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 159.9 to 105.5. Gronk and Antonio Brown had huge days, which sealed the deal here for 2014 FemmineIoVinco.

Back Pats:

Child Please - Damn near a perfect lineup this week.

C'Mon Man:

None - The results would have stood regardless of lineup adjustments.

Honorable Mention - The Blackhole Black - Gave up on Tom Brady.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 4-1, I'm 20-20 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chocolate Starfish - Gotta take advantage of this week where Chocolate Starfish has a couple key guys on bye. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chips N Dip- Look for Wilson and Lynch to have huge days against the Raiders. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. The trap Black Bottle - The Bears have a bye which means half of The Blackhole Black's team is missing this week. The trap Black Bottle wins.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Double Decker - *UPSET SPECIAL* No real ground to stand on on this one. Would just like to see 2014 FemmineIoVinco get pushed for that division. Double Decker wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Child Please - Red Hot Julius Peppers badly needs a victory this week as he will be the first out of the playoffs if he loses. I think he will be eliminated this week. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Child Please
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chips N Dip
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Double Decker
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Double Decker
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. Child Please
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 7 Recap

Low scoring week... Here we go.

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 108.4 to 96.2. On a week where Sauce'n Ain't Easy leaves Russell Wilson's 51 points on the bench I make enough of my own mistakes to not win this matchup.

Chips N Dip vs. The trap Black Bottle - Chips N Dip won 99.9 to 97.4. The trap Black Bottle was bitten by the Seahawks defense and his faith in Joe Flacco this week.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Double Decker - Double Decker won 83 to 65.7. Red Hot Julius Peppers is playing all the players he has available. Injuries are killing his season so far.

Chocolate Starfish vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Chocolate Starfish won 119.6 to 89.7. This could have been a lot worse. Chocolate Starfish had all kinds of guys step up for him this week. 

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - Child Please won 116.4 to 78.4. Don't look now but Child Please has quietly put together a team that has the potential to beat anyone on any given week.

Back Pats:

Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning is still a fantasy beast.

Child Please - Demaryius Thomas has racked up back to back to back big weeks.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Could have won just by playing Eli Manning or Jerick McKinnon.

The trap Black Bottle - Could have one by playing anyone on your bench instead of Jordan Cameron or just by playing Drew Brees.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 3-2, I'm 16-19 on the season. 

The trap Black Bottle vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - I'm ready to put a butt whoopin on someone. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Chips N Dip - If AJ Green and Calvin Johnson play Red Hot Julius Peppers has a chance. However, Chips N Dip wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Chocolate Starfish - 7 of his 9 starters are ranked in the top 10 of their positions. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

Double Decker vs. Child Please - Crazy good matchups this week for Child Please. Child Please wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco should win this one with his eyes closed.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3. Chips N Dip
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Child Please
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Double Decker
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Double Decker
4. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
5. Chocolate Starfish
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 6 Recap

There will be no more salsas... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chips N Dip - Chips N Dip won 135.1 to 98. Chips N Dip completes the little brother sweep on a week in which i could have won had I played Cam Newton. Also a huge loss for me as Victor Cruz will be greatly missed.

Double Decker vs. Chocolate Starfish - Double Decker won 102.1 to 93. Pretty boring matchup here. Luck had a great game on Thursday night and Desean Jackson had a big day Sunday. Both defenses scored -5 in this matchup.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap Black Bottle - The trap Black Bottle won 111.1 to 105.1. All I Got to say is T.Y...... The trap Black Bottle got an amazing performance from Joe Flacco however.

The Blackhole Black vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - The Blackhole Black won 145.1 to 88.4. Red Hot Julius Peppers is going to continue to struggle as long as A.J. Green and Calvin Johnson remain out. The Blackhole Black is making moves as her regulars start having better games.

Child Please vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 138.7 to 111.2. It's starting to feel like you can't make any lineup errors when matching up against 2014 FemmineIoVinco. Child Please could have won if he played Tom Brady over Kirk Cousins and stuck with his hometown Denver defense, or inserted Larry Fitzgerald and his Denver defense.

Back Pats:

The trap Black Bottle - snapped that losing streak.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - on a 3 game winning streak.

The Blackhole Black - Colin Kaepernick might be coming to life.

C'Mon Man:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - believed the Eli hype and missed out on Cam's big day.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy - T...Y...T...Y...T...Y

Child Please - Don't bet against the Raiders. LOL.

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 0-5, I'm 13-17 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - We are sweeping the rest of the season in honor of Cruz! Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Chips N Dip vs. The trap Black Bottle - Joe Flacco is who we think he is. Turrible. Chips N Dip wins.

Red Hot Julius Peppers vs. Double Decker - I am assuming AJ Green and Calvin Johnson aren't playing. Double Decker wins.

Chocolate Starfish vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Somehow Chocolate Starfish is projected to wins this.... 2014 FemmineIoVinco wins.

Child Please vs. The Blackhole Black - Child Please has got to start winning some matchups to position himself for the playoffs. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
6. Child Please
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. The Blackhole Black
9. Double Decker
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Chips N Dip
3. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
4. Double Decker
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Child Please
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 5 Recap

Everyone has finally won a game... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The Blackhole Black - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 95.6 to 72.7. There's really no way the Blackhole Black could have won this matchup. She could have mad a couple roster moves and scored in the 80s, that's about it.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 120.8 to 75.6. This could have been ALOT uglier as Sauce'n Ain't Easy decided to rest Russell Wilson and Stevan Ridley. Chips N Dip is now on a 2 game losing streak after starting the year off fast.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap Black Bottle - Chocolate Starfish won 121.9 tp 86.9. Peyton Manning had a monster day. His performance alone got Chocolate Starfish more than half way to victory. The trap Black Bottle has now lost his last 4 matchups.

Child Please vs. Double Decker - Child Please won 150.7 to 74.6. Child Please has his coming out party and it could have been worse as he sat Brandon Quick. Congrats on getting that first win. 

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 129 to 73.1. Red Hot Julius Peppers made a couple bad roster moves this week, but it wouldn't have mattered. Calvin Johnson not being 100% is hurting his matchups. 

Back Pats:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 4 game winning streak.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy  - Bench could have won with 5 players.

Chocolate Starfish - Peyton freaking Manning.

Child Please - Got that first W in blowout fashion.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - Eddie Lacy starting it off with a big performance on Thursday.

C'Mon Man:

Tough this week as all the losers would have lost no matter what. However, The trap Black Bottle and Red Hot Julius Peppers are both on 4 game losing streaks. Need to turn it around if you wanna make the playoffs. 

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 4-1, I'm 13-12 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. Chips N Dip - Like every other sporting event in our lifetime the little brother will be victorious. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins.

Double Decker vs. Chocolate Starfish - Peyton Manning vs. the Jets.... Chocolate Starfish wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The trap Black Bottle - Phillip Rivers vs. the Raiders... The trap Black Bottle better hope he only looks at Gates. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.

The Blackhole Black vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - This is the week Red Hot Julius Peppers snaps his losing streak. Red Hot Julius Peppers wins.

Child Please vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - Demaryius Thomas vs. the Jets plus Tom Brady back in the saddle. Child Please wins.

Power Rankings:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
3.  Chocolate Starfish
4. Chips N Dip
5.  Mayonnaise Colored Benz
6. Child Please
7. The trap Black Bottle
8. Double Decker
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. The Blackhole Black

Playoff Picture:

1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Chocolate Starfish
5. Chips N Dip
6. Double Decker

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. Child Please
9. The trap Black Bottle
10. Red Hot Julius Peppers

Week 4 Recap

There will be no undefeated season in this league... Here we go:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The trap Black Bottle - Mayonnaise Colored Benz won 137.5 to 118.5. This could have been much uglier as I left Eli Manning's 45.1 points on the bench and I started a defense that scored -5. 

Chips N Dip vs. Chocolate Starfish - Chocolate Starfish won 121.1 to 116.2. This really came down to the fact that Aaron Rodgers threw to Jordy Nelson a few too many times. That ends Chips N Dip's run at an undefeated season.

Double Decker vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Double Decker won 99.4 to 58.4. 58.4 points!?!? C'MON MAN!!!

The Blackhole Black vs. Child Please - The Blackhole Black won 116.7 to 83.1. Child Please really couldn't have fielded a better team this week with 4 players on bye. The Blackhole Black is now on a 2 game winning streak.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2014 FemmineIoVinco won 141.6 to 123.3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy put up a good fight with some key players on bye this week, however, he could have won this matchup had he played his only 2 subs available. 2014 FemmineIoVinco is starting to gain some steam. Two of his WRs scored more than 30 points.

Back Pats:

Mayonnaise Colored Benz - 3 game win streak.

The Blackhole Black - 2 game win streak.

2014 FemmineIoVinco - 2 WRs over 30 points is ridiculous.

C'Mon Man:

Red Hot Julius Peppers - 58.4 points man!?!?!?!?!

Bold Predictions:

This week I went 1-4, I'm 9-11 on the season. 

Mayonnaise Colored Benz vs. The Blackhole Black - Mayonnaise Colored Benz snaps The Blackhole Blacks winning streak. Sorry Mom.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This is going to be a lot close and a lot more explosive than the projections suggest. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins in a shootout.

Chocolate Starfish vs. The trap Black Bottle - It's hard to pick The trap Black Bottle because I still don't believe he has any starting RBs, but he should win this week.

Child Please vs. Double Decker - Child Please has his guys back, but he better hope the Saints don't take their frustrations out on the Bucs. Can't see him struggle anymore, LOL, Child Please wins.

2014 FemmineIoVinco vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers should score more that 58 this week but I don't think he'll score enough. 2014 FemmineIoVinco wins.

Power Rankings:

1. Chips N Dip
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy 
4. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
5. Chocolate Starfish 
6. The trap Black Bottle
7. Double Decker
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. The Blackhole Black
10. Child Please

Playoff Picture:

1. Chips N Dip
2. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
3. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
4. Double Decker
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. Chocolate Starfish

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Red Hot Julius Peppers
10. Child Please