Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Week 7 Recap



The injury bug bites again... Here we go!

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Daddy's Little Princess - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 87.8 to 82.4. I, like the rest of the world, lost confidences in Charcandrick West (23.9 points) and it bit me this week. I am now in scramble mode.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Club Keno MakingItRain won 141.2 to 96.3. Club Keno MakingItRain finally puts together a good lineup and it pays off. Meanwhile Sauce'n Ain't easy begins his decline.

Geno 911! vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000 won 113 to 109.7. Both of these teams benefited from the Colts garbage time scoring. Geno 911! needed less of that scoring to go to TY Hilton. 

Adrian Beaterson vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Adrian Beaterson won 107.8 to 94.8. That Lamar Miller trade finally paid off. His 40.6 points is the single reason Adrian Beaterson won this matchup. The trap sucksomthingbig has at most 1 loss remaining before he is eliminated (based on historical winning percentage of playoff teams).

Dez Nutz vs. Chips N Dip - Dez Nutz won 140.8 to 94.3. Dez Nutz just had too many good performances for Chips N Dip to overcome. However, he lost Arian Foster....

Back Pats:
Adrian Beaterson - Lamar Miller might still be running!

C'Mon Man:
Daddy's Little Princess - DGB killed me with 0 points!

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. I am 25-10 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Seems like when I pick myself I lose. Therefor, Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep is getting ready to find her stride. The Blackhole Runs Deep wins.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Geno 911! - Not gonna go upset alert, but I don't want to see a team virtually eliminated so early. The trap sucksomthingbig wins.

Chips N Dip vs. Adrian Beaterson - Chips N Dip keeps choking on his lineups. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz finds a way to win without Arian Foster.

Power Rankings:
1. Geno 911!
2. Chips N Dip
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. The Blackhole Runs Deep
5. Dez Nutz
6. The Vagblaster4000
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Daddy's Little Princess
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Geno 911!
2. Chips N Dip
3. Adrian Beaterson
4. The Vagblaster4000
5. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
6. The Blackhole Runs Deep

Losers:
7. Dez Nutz
8. Daddy's Little Princess
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Week 6 Recap



Everyone now has a win! Finally... Here we go!

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 152.3 to 61.8. I had nobody perform above expectations while he had everyone perform above expectations. I need to regroup badly.

Chips N Dip vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Chips N Dip won 79.9 to 76.3. Chips N Dip squeaked out this win this week as it came down to the Monday night game and Jordan Matthews vs. Sam Bradford. Bradford just made too many mistakes.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep- The Blackhole Black won 193.4 to 125. I have been saying watch out for The Blackhole Runs Deep. She had everything go right this week.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Adrian Beaterson - The Vageblaster4000 won 124.1 to 111.7. The Vagblaster4000 finally settled on 1 Bengals RB this week. He also pulled this off with -4 from the Bills Defense.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Dez Nutz - The trap sucksomthingbig won 143.8 to 114.4. I guess its fitting that The trap sucksomthingbig gets his first win in a battle of the male reproductive organs. He still has an uphill climb to make it into the playoffs. Keep it up.

Back Pats:
The trap sucksomthingbig - finally got a win!

The Blackhole Runs Deep - 193.4 she's on her way!

C'Mon Man:
Daddy's Little Princess - gotta move on from the loss of Charles......

Bold Predictions:
I went 3-2 this week. I am 21-9 for the season. Not a good start. 

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Daddy's Little Princess - The 4 little Bears are out this week. I'm gonna show some confidence in my guys. Daddy's Little Princess wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - *UPSET ALERT* Back to back upset alerts. I like Club Keno MakingItRain's matchups this week. Club Keno MakingItRain wins.

Geno 911! vs. The Vagblaster4000 - *UPSET ALERT* Being a Raiders fan I have to believe that the Raiders will shut down the Chargers this week. So that would take away 2 major contributors for Geno 911!. The Vagblaster4000 wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Adrian Beaterson has better matchups. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Dez Nutz vs. Chips N Dip - *UPSET ALERT* Carson Palmer may go nuts (see what i did there). Dez Nutz wins.

Power Rankings:
1. Geno 911!
2. The Blackhole Runs Deep
3. Chips N Dip
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
7. Dez Nutz
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Geno 911!
2. Chips N Dip
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:
7. The Blackhole Runs Deep
8. Dez Nutz
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Week 5 Recap



No more undefeateds! Here we go...

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 107.4 to 68.4. Nothing really to say about this matchup. I had an average week and The trap sucksomthingbig is struggling.

Dez Nutz vs. The Vagblaster4000 - Dez Nutz won 127.5 to 82.5. The Vagblaster4000 continues to have problems deciding which Bengals RB to play so this week he played both... He lost.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Adrian Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson won 115.7 to 96.9. Adrian Beaterson, the king of leaving points on the bench, pulled out the win with 40 additional points left on the bench. Meanwhile we don't have to hear Club Keno MakingItRain's mouth for at least a couple of days. 

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy won 124.5 to 106.5. The last unbeaten has fallen. Kudos to Sauce'n Ain't for the heads up waiver claims of Blake Bortles (41.2 points) and Willie Snead (19.1 points).

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 152.5 to 110.1. Geno 911! just happened to have a monster week this week. Nothing The Blackhole Runs Deep could do. The Blackhole Runs Deep continues to put up decent numbers despite having key players injured for multiple weeks now. Don't over look her team when she matches up against you!

Back Pats:
Sauce'n Ain't Easy - The best waiver wire pick ups we have seen in a long time. Good job!

Geno 911! - Devonta Freeman is running like a mad man!

C'Mon Man:
The trap sucksomthingbig - still winless.

The Vagblaster4000 - Jeremy Hill and Giovani Benard are not both going to have good games. Drop one and move on.

Bold Predictions:
I went 4-1 this week. I am 18-7 for the season. Not a good start. 

Daddy's Little Princess vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! wins. My team is still recovering from the loss of our beloved Jamaal Charles....

Chips N Dip vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Chips N Dip wins. The wheels begin to fall off the wagon for Club Keno MakingItRain.

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - *UPSET ALERT* I'm picking The Blackhole Runs Deep. I don't think Sauce'n Ain't Easy's roster is that strong and The Blackhole Runs Deep is due for a victory.

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Adrain Beaterson - Adrian Beaterson is once again projected to score the most points in the league. I'm picking Adrian Beaterson. 

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Dez Nutz - Dez Nutz wins. 

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. Geno 911!
5. The Blackhole Runs Deep
6. Dez Nutz
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. The Vagblaster4000
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Geno 911!
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. Dez Nutz

Losers:
7. The Vagblaster4000
8. Club Keno MakingItRain
9. The Blackhole Runs Deep
10. The trap sucksomthinbig

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Week 4 Recap



2 Game win streak! Here we go...

Adrian Beaterson vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 116.8 to 78.6. Adrian Beaterson could have won this matchup had he played Drew Brees (31.4 points) and Doug Martin (25.3 points), but he didn't! 2 game winning streak for me baby!

Sauce'n Ain't Easy vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000 won 86 to 70.8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy had 0 points from both his flex position and his defense. The Vagblaster4000 continues to struggle deciding which Bengals RB to play! Good luck with that.

Geno 911! vs. Dez Nutz - Geno 911! won 148.2 to 107.2. A late swap at QB helped Geno 911!, but Devonta Freeman has really strengthened his lineup. 

Chips N Dip vs. The trap sucksomthingbig - Chips N Dip won 71.7 to 65.9. Chips N Dip squeaked out a win thanks to a non call by the refs on Monday night. You lucky bastard.

The Blackhole Runs vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 87.2 to 69.8. Club Keno MakingItRain sat 2 of his highest drafted players Sam Bradford and Todd Gurley (51.3 points combined) and lost this matchup to his wife. Great husband move ;-)

Back Pats:
Chips N Dip - Squeaking by to stay undefeated. Could have easily been a c'mon man.

Geno 911! - May actually have a good squad. Great week.

C'Mon Man:
The trap sucksomthingbig - gotta get a win at some point.

Bold Predictions:
I went 3-2 this week. I am 14-6 for the season. Not a good start. 

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. Daddy's Little Girl - Knowing my luck The trap sucksomthingbig will get his first win this week. However, I'm picking myself this week.

Dez Nutz vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The Vagblaster4000's lineup has gone through too many shifts. Dez Nutz wins.

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. Adrian Beaterson - Club Keno MakingItRain has been struggling to find a good lineup. Adrian Beaterson wins.

Chips N Dip vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't easy knocks off the last unbeaten this week.

The Blackhole Runs Deep vs. Geno 911! - Well the Jets are on bye so I'm gonna go with The Blackhole Runs Deep.

Power Rankings:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Adrian Beaterson
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. The Vagblaster4000
5. Geno 911!
6. The Blackhole Runs Deep
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Dez Nutz
9. Club Keno MakingItRain
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:
1. Chips N Dip
2. Geno 911!
3. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
4. Adrian Beaterson
5. Daddy's Little Princess
6. The Vagblaster4000

Losers:
7. Club Keno MakingItRain
8. The Blackhole Runs Deep
9. Dez Nutz
10. The trap sucksomthinbig