(This write up is based on rosters drafted, however, there have been transactions since the draft)
Mayonnaise Colored Benz (Me):
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 104.3
Draft Grade: B+ Above average at all positions and a decent bench.
Good: TE, RB, QB
Not So Good: WR
4 Jamaal Charles, KC RB Keeper
14 Montee Ball, Den RB
24 DeMarco Murray, Dal RB
34 Julius Thomas, Den TE
44 Victor Cruz, NYG WR
54 Cam Newton, Car QB
64 Michael Crabtree, SF WR
74 Bishop Sankey, Ten RB
84 Reggie Wayne, Ind WR
94 Michael Floyd, Ari WR
104 Terrance Williams, Dal WR
114 Patriots D/ST D/ST
124 Tony Romo, Dal QB
134 Darren McFadden, Oak RB
144 Nick Novak, SD K
Chips N Dip:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 101.7875
Draft Grade: C Extremely weak at RB brings this grade way down.
Good: QB, TE, WR (iffy)
Not So Good: RB
8 Aaron Rodgers, GB QB Keeper
18 Julio Jones, Atl WR Keeper
28 Giovani Bernard, Cin RB
38 Cordarrelle Patterson, Min WR
48 Vernon Davis, SF TE
58 Trent Richardson, Ind RB
68 Marques Colston, NO WR
78 Emmanuel Sanders, Den WR
88 Darren Sproles, Phi RB
98 Broncos D/ST D/ST
108 Knowshon Moreno, Mia RB
118 Jason Witten, Dal TE
128 Alex Smith, KC QB
138 Cecil Shorts, Jac WR
148 Ryan Succop, KC K
Sauce’n Ain’t Easy:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 100.98125
Draft Grade: B Mostly above average but no depth at any positions.
Good: QB, WR, RB
Not So Good: Bench
10 Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB Keeper
20 Russell Wilson, Sea QB Keeper
30 Le'Veon Bell, Pit RB
40 Pierre Garcon, Wsh WR
50 T.Y. Hilton, Ind WR
60 Golden Tate, Det WR
70 Philip Rivers, SD QB
80 Stevan Ridley, NE RB
90 Chiefs D/ST D/ST
100 Shane Vereen, NE RB
110 Danny Amendola, NE WR
120 Mason Crosby, GB K
130 DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR
140 Jonathan Dwyer, Ari RB
150 Dennis Pitta, Bal TE
Chocolate Starfish:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 106.36875
Draft Grade: D Besides Peyton Manning I don't see very many above average players.
Good: QB
Not So Good: Average at best at most positions
5 Peyton Manning, Den QB Keeper
15 Frank Gore, SF RB Keeper
25 Jordy Nelson, GB WR
35 Zac Stacy, StL RB
45 Wes Welker, Den WR
55 Ben Tate, Cle RB
65 Torrey Smith, Bal WR
75 Robert Griffin III, Wsh QB
85 Joique Bell, Det RB
95 Kendall Wright, Ten WR
105 Chris Ivory, NYJ RB
115 Justin Tucker, Bal K
125 Greg Olsen, Car TE
135 Buccaneers D/ST D/ST
145 Dwayne Bowe, KC WR
Double Decker:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 101.19375
Draft Grade: B+ Strong at WR and the Best TE in the game.
Good: QB, WR, TE
Not So Good: RB
2 Brandon Marshall, Chi WR Keeper
12 Jimmy Graham, NO TE Keeper
22 Reggie Bush, Det RB
32 DeSean Jackson, Wsh WR
42 Chris Johnson, NYJ RB
52 Andrew Luck, Ind QB
62 Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR
72 Brandin Cooks, NO WR
82 Toby Gerhart, Jac RB
92 Mike Evans, TB WR
102 Danny Woodhead, SD RB
112 Bengals D/ST D/ST
122 Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB
132 Bernard Pierce, Bal RB
142 Phil Dawson, SF K
Red Hot Julius Peppers:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 108.25
Draft Grade: A- Great receivers but may struggle to find points at the RB position.
Good: WR, QB
Not So Good: RB, Bench
3 Calvin Johnson, Det WR Keeper
13 A.J. Green, Cin WR
23 Doug Martin, TB RB
33 Vincent Jackson, TB WR
43 Keenan Allen, SD WR
53 Nick Foles, Phi QB
63 Matt Ryan, Atl QB
73 Pierre Thomas, NO RB
83 Fred Jackson, Buf RB
93 Panthers D/ST D/ST
103 Stephen Gostkowski, NE K
113 Carlos Hyde, SF RB
123 Marqise Lee, Jac WR
133 Khiry Robinson, NO RB
143 Dan Bailey, Dal K
Child Please:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 107.70625
Draft Grade: C+ Good WRs but will struggle to find points at other positions, excluding AP.
Good: WR, RB (AP skews this alot)
Not So Good: QB
7 Adrian Peterson, Min RB Keeper
17 Demaryius Thomas, Den WR Keeper
27 Arian Foster, Hou RB
37 Andre Johnson, Hou WR
47 Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR
57 Sammy Watkins, Buf WR
67 Rashad Jennings, NYG RB
77 Ray Rice, Bal RB
87 Andy Dalton, Cin QB
97 Steven Jackson, Atl RB
107 Steven Hauschka, Sea K
117 49ers D/ST D/ST
127 James Jones, Oak WR
137 Johnny Manziel, Cle QB
147 Antonio Gates, SD TE
2014 FemmineIoVinco:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 105.5
Draft Grade: A On paper this looks like the best draft in the league. Should be the favorite, for now.
Good: RB, WR, QB, TE
Not So Good: none
1 LeSean McCoy, Phi RB Keeper
11 Eddie Lacy, GB RB
21 Antonio Brown, Pit WR
31 Percy Harvin, Sea WR
41 Matthew Stafford, Det QB
51 Rob Gronkowski, NE TE
61 Andre Ellington, Ari RB
71 Mike Wallace, Mia WR
81 Jay Cutler, Chi QB
91 Devonta Freeman, Atl RB
101 Tavon Austin, StL WR
111 Rams D/ST D/ST
121 Matt Prater, Den K
131 Jared Cook, StL TE
141 Alex Henery, Phi K
The trap Black Bottle:
Projected Points (Based on highest point predictions per position): 106.08125
Draft Grade: C- There's no starting RB on this roster
Good: QB, WR, D/ST
Not So Good: RB
6 Drew Brees, NO QB Keeper
16 Dez Bryant, Dal WR Keeper
26 Randall Cobb, GB WR
36 Julian Edelman, NE WR
46 Ryan Mathews, SD RB
56 C.J. Spiller, Buf RB
66 Eric Decker, NYJ WR
76 Seahawks D/ST D/ST
86 Jordan Cameron, Cle TE
96 Mark Ingram, NO RB
106 Riley Cooper, Phi WR
116 Andre Williams, NYG RB
126 Carson Palmer, Ari QB
136 James Starks, GB RB
146 Robbie Gould, Chi K
The Blackhole Black:
Projected Points per week (Based on highest point predictions per position): 99.475
Draft Grade: C+ Solid at most of the critical positions, but will struggle during bye weeks.
Good: RB, WR, QB
Not So Good: Bench
9 Matt Forte, Chi RB Keeper
19 Alfred Morris, Wsh RB
29 Alshon Jeffery, Chi WR
39 Roddy White, Atl WR
49 Tom Brady, NE QB
59 Hakeem Nicks, Ind WR
69 Maurice Jones-Drew, Oak RB
79 Jordan Reed, Wsh TE
89 Colin Kaepernick, SF QB
99 Anquan Boldin, SF WR
109 Cardinals D/ST D/ST
119 DeAngelo Williams, Car RB
129 Kenbrell Thompkins, NE WR
139 Adam Vinatieri, Ind K
149 LeGarrette Blount, Pit RB
Power Rankings:
(Based on PreSeason Projections)
1. Red Hot Julius Peppers
2. Child Please
3. Chocolate Starfish
4. The trap Black Bottle
5. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
6. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
7. Chips N Dip
8. Double Decker
9. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
10. The Blackhole Black
Bold Predictions:
Season:
Playoffs:
1. 2014 FemmineIoVinco
2. Red Hot Julius Peppers
3. Mayonnaise Colored Benz
4. Double Decker
5. Child Please
6. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
Losers:
7. The Blackhole Black
8. The trap Black Bottle
9. Chips N Dip
10. Chocolate Starfish
2014 FemmineIoVinco is the early favorite in my opinion, however, he never manages his team properly. With that being said I am predicting Double Decker vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz in the championship with Double Decker taking home the cash.
Week 1:
Chips N Dip vs. Mayonnaise Colored Benz - Aaron Rodgers against Seattle to open the season on Thursday night doesn't look good for Chips N Dip. Mayonnaise Colored Benz wins this matchup.
Chocolate Starfish vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - This one is a toss up. I'm gonna go with Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch having big games on Thursday night. Sauce'n Ain't Easy wins.
Double Decker vs. The trap Black Bottle - The trap Black Bottle will have to hope that somebody other than Jimmy Graham has a big day. Not likely. Plus his lack of RBs make this a no brainer. Double Decker wins.
Child Please vs. Red Hot Julius Peppers - Red Hot Julius Peppers' WRs are not going to score enough to make up for the bad RB play this week. Child Please wins.
The Blackhole Black vs. 2014 FemmineIoVinco - UPSET SPECIAL 2014 FemmineIoVinco's RBs and WRs have bad matchups this week. The Blackhole Black wins.
Back Pats:
N/A
C’mon Man:
N/A
Playoff Picture:
Week 1, everybody's in play.
