Week 12 Recap

In a week where you are trying to lock in playoff spots we had 3 teams score less than 70... Here we go!

Chips N Dip vs. Daddy's Little Princess - Daddy's Little Princess won 116.3 to 68.9. I take over that first round bye spot and I'm not giving it back! BOOM!

Adrian Beaterson vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Adrian Beaterson won 143.4 to 106.7. At least Sauce'n Ain't Easy put together a decent lineup this week. Hard matchup though. Even with his best lineup, which includes Russell Wilson's 50.2 points, he could have only scored 141.5. Tough break.

Dez Nutz vs. Geno 911! - Geno 911! won 132.2 to 102.4. Phillip Rivers and Brandon Marshall had huge games, and this score could have been even worse if Geno 911! played Jeremy Maclin.

The trap sucksomthingbig vs. The Vagblaster4000 - The trap sucksomthing big won 98.5 to 53.9. The Vagblaster4000 once again struggled to put together a proper lineup this week. This week was a perfect summation of his season as a whole. He played the wrong Cincy RB, sat DeAngelo Williams, sat Emmanuel Sanders, sat TY Hilton, and sat Tyler Eifert and got -5 points from the Eagles D/ST. Good luck next year...

Club Keno MakingItRain vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - The Blackhole Runs Deep won 104.1 to 55. With the playoffs hanging in the balance Club Keno MakingItRain scores 55 points... Congrats The Blackhole Runs Deep. She now has the advantage to making one of the last 2 playoff spots.

Back Pats:

The Blackhole Runs Deep - The only one of the bubble teams to show up this week!

C'Mon Man:

Club Keno MakingItRain, Sauce'n Ain't Easy, The Vagblaster4000, and Dez Nutz - You have to at least show up to make the playoffs. (special shout out to Sauce'n Ain't Easy and The Vagblaster4000 on the 7 and 5 game losing streaks!)

Bold Predictions:

I went 4-1 this week. I am 34-16 for the season.

Dez Nutz vs Daddy's Little Princess - Sorry Dez Nutz i'm getting this bye come hell or high water!

The Vagblaster4000 vs. Sauce'n Ain't Easy - Sauce'n Ain't Easy can at least put out a decent lineup. He wins.

Adrian Beaterson vs. Club Keno MakingItRain - Bad draw to end the season with you life on the line. Adrian Beaterson wins.

The trap sucksomthingbig - *UPSET SPECIAL* The trap sucksomthingbig wins only because i need him too!

Geno 911! vs. The Blackhole Runs Deep - I think The Blackhole Runs Deep wins and earns her playoff spot legitimately!

So according to my predictions we will have 1. Adrian Beaterson, 2. Daddy's Little Princess, 3. Geno 911!, 4. Chips N Dip, 5. The Blackhole Runs Deep, and 6. Dez Nutz.

Playoff Scenarios:

Even though nobody is technically mathematically eliminated I will only be going over the actual possible scenarios here.

Dez Nutz - Win and you're in. Simple as that. Lose and you need Club Keno MakingItRain or The Blackhole Runs Deep to also lose.

The Blackhole Runs Deep - Win and you're in. Lose and you need either to stay within 38.5 points of Club Keno MakingItRain or have He or Dez Nutz lose.

Club Keno MakingItRain - This is the longest shot of the 3. You need to win and have either Dez Nutz lose or have The Blackhole Runs Deep lose and outscore her by 38.5 points (or outscore Dez Nutz by 134 lol!). Lose and you're out.

Power Rankings:

1. Adrian Beaterson
2. Geno 911!
3. Daddy's Little Princess
4. Dez Nutz
5. Chips N Dip
6. The Blackhole Runs Deep
7. Sauce'n Ain't Easy
8. Club Keno MakingItRain
9. The Vagblaster4000
10. The trap sucksomthingbig

Playoff Picture:

1. Adrian Beaterson (BYE) *

2. Daddy's Little Princess (BYE) *

3. Geno 911! *

4. Chips N Dip *

5. The Blackhole Runs Deep

6. Dez Nutz

Losers:

7. Club Keno MakingItRain

8. Sauce'n Ain't Easy

9. The Vagblaster4000

10. The trap sucksomthinbig